""""men"""" who aren't good at a competitive, multiplayer video game

>""""men"""" who aren't good at a competitive, multiplayer video game

What's your excuse, Sup Forums?
You're not one of those wimps who only plays single player games, Are you?

>men
>playing video games
Pick one and only one

>What's your excuse
too mentally fucked

Does choosing men mean you're gay?

Too busy fapping to Mitsuki

>spend hours after hours complaining about shitty teammates and shitty patches
>instead of experiencing beautiful handcrafted stories by passionate and talented dev teams

I play games to escape other people, not to engage with them.

Probably. That or Bi.

>beautiful handcrafted stories by passionate and talented dev teams

Name 3 that were released in the past 3 years.

I'm good at things that actually matter.

>experiencing beautiful handcrafted stories by passionate and talented dev teams
So you admit you're a woman, then?

I don't know, are you a pathetic cunt who watches Anime, moe-shit at that?

>You need to talk to play this game
>You need to chat with others players to play this game.

At first I did it ironically, but now I can only feel arousal with 2D girls.
Real females don't do it for me anymore, im worried.

Nothing actually matters though, user.

I'm legit amazing at most competitive games that aren't RTS

>when someone says "competitive games" people immediately think they mean MOBA trash

can't wake up

Erabe.

>""""men""""
>what's your excuse?

You said it, I'm a girl inside.

How girly are other Sup Forums girls (male)? Would you want to have a vagina just to carry a man's baby inside you and birth him? Would you make him dinner and ask him to fuck your butt hurting a bit while he calls you a lewd whore?

What other competitive games are there? CSGO and Overwatch suffer the same fate, except CSGO even has hackers.

I like my feminine penis as it is, I wouldn't change it for a stinky pussy ever.

You have forgotten to answer the most important part:

>Would you make him dinner and ask him to fuck your butt hurting a bit while he calls you a lewd whore?

Notice the hurting a bit part.

Best horse, would study with.

Im trans and I pretty much only player singleplayer

Or mmo's/whatever where I'm not likely to be bothered when I don't want to be (Haven & Hearth was perfect for this)

So I guess this makes sense, oh well

too much time. it's fun if you have friends to get better with but eventually a skill gap always happens and then it falls apart and stops being fun.

Asking him implies I have any state of ownership over my butt which I don't, whatever I say he'll do as he pleases with it.

right

I will reformulate it: How do you prefer his dick?

a) Only pleasure
b) Pleasure with a bit of pain

Well i'm kinda masochistic so b).
Until it reaches a certain threshold pain is kinda hot.

Dicks are way better than vagina. I already have a boipussy so I don't need a vag.

The only multiplayer games people play today are casual pieces of shit.

>Boot up multiplayer game for some competitive fun
>Chat is riddled with asinine garbage, emoticons, insults and people talking shit
>Every server is lousy with hordes of people whose only objective is to make other people miserable
>ERPs everywhere
>GG team is noob
>Bots either wasting space or spamming every chat channel with stupid offers
>Every voice chat is just a bunch of children describing in morbid detail the sexual things they did to my mother last night

>Boot up singleplayer
>It's you! The hero of Kvatch! It is truly an honor!