Is he "our" guy?

Is he "our" guy?

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HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

>last monster madness
better get that popcorn ready motherfucker

"is" "he" "our" "guy" "?"

HE'S PLAYIN' SOME GAMES
THE WORST HE RECALLS

* "is" "he" ""our"" "guy" "?"

HES GONNA FIND OUT WHICH ONE SUCKS THE MOST BALLS

WHILE HIS WIFE LICKS
SOME BIG BLACK BALLS

What the fuck is this "our" guy meme?

Still think he stole ideas from that Pluto Gamed On channel

is he "our" newfag?

I don't get it either, it seems like about a 2 week old meme. How did it even start?

This has been neo Sup Forums's guy for years. Everyone here wants to be just like him because they think he's cool. Why else does neo Sup Forums hate on every single game that comes out? It's because the AVGN attitude rubbed off on them.

do "you" need to kill yourself?

the only our guy right now is razorfist because unlike others he actually fucking browse Sup Forums

But AVGN has actually been fairly objective. He even gave Maximum Carnage a nod, despite being LJN.

last i checked, garrett hunter is "our guy"

I can't tell if anyone in this thread is being ironic on "purpose" or not

>a cuck
yep, Sup Forums's idol

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>that new Beavis and Butthead episode

What did you guys love/hate about it?
I giggled like an idiot at the "Buh-theed" pronunciation of Butthead and him calling himself a "Shi-theed" in the next scene.

AVGN, Angry Joe and every other hipster that hates on video games weather they were good or not has brainwashed all the kids into thinking like they do, even though most these e-celeb personalities are probably doing it for money or just to be funny.

It was bretty good.

That joke wasn't even an original though
>vine.co/v/Mlv9ul1DFlD
As soon as he said buh-theed I knew immediately what was coming next

AVGN doesn't, but PewDiePie and Markiplier does.

>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>cuckhold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed by flood
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity device by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inversely proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager

>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than james
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>lets james suck his gigantic beautiful cock off
>nothing but good things ahead
>phd in applied mathematics soon
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha

Probably to some people around here he would be and I've always enjoyed his videos but Mike is the real genius behind everything and if you just watch a few of their videos you will see he is by far more knowledgeable on pretty much every subject on gaming.

What about Armake21?

He is the true patricians choice.

mike's part is true but james' isn't, after all these years i still don't know why people here still try to hate him when he hasn't hurt anyone

Youtube corrupts them all.
>Impossible challenges
>React videos
>Watching themselves play
>Normie shit
>Scare compilations

Markiplier was a weird one, he was unbearable with his high pitched screams at the start, then he went good, then he became a fucking dick, now he's chill as fuck but blatantly just doing a job.

youtube.com/watch?v=r_Ua8iOR0g8

>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
Is this real? i don't follow AVGN

You gay or something?

>people memed on him relentlessly for 4 years
>got death threats and constant, bitter, frothing hate
>he said "I don't want to pay money to see girlbusters"
>he is now the champion of Sup Forums and is somehow not a cuckold anymore (Even though he never was)
Nah. Sup Forums can't have a guy because Sup Forums is a petty woman who shit talks her best friend behind her back

It's a post on Sup Forums

>PHD in math
That was the funniest part. He studied cartoons and lives in a man-cave.

I fucking agree.

The only reason I believe the gigantic penis thing is because how does a guy with a 2/10 face get a 9/10 girlfriend unless he's packing?

Is that his sister?

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Money, some people know who he is in the world and the sluts took notice and now we know about them and have seen them just like they wanted. No one knows me or you.

Would "our guy" get married to an SJW?

Sup Forums bought into Sup Forums's cuck meme, but then again what you expect? If i type Sup Forums b in google the first link is to Sup Forums :^)

No, he is my guy. You can't have him.

He has a decent income, he's not repulsive and if i'm getting things right he's pretty smart and sociable.

what episode is this ?

wasnt he supose to be a cuck ?

Why the fuck are we getting these "is he 'our' guy" shitposting threads?

live like a windrammer as you fuck

Because school hasn't started yet.

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Bootsy is our guy
>canadian
>bisexual
>manlet
>obsesses over one game until he beats it perfectly

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Well my college classes start next Wednesday. And High school started a week ago

>sjw
She seems like a normal woman

>>obsesses over one game until he beats it perfectly
that's pretty autistic

HE

Every single one of those things is grounds for tossing yourself off a bridge.

We know she’d like to meet him. She knows she’d like to meet him. But does John know she’d like to meet him?

hi newfags, this is Sup Forums and we play video games here because we're all canadian bisexual manlets and nobody likes us IRL

>>bisexual
Says who?

Is this the birth of a new epic meme?

He's bi?

>he doesn't have Paint open and ready to go at all times

This is our guy.

>he's doing charity now
Dead to me.

Looks like he jointed the Masons...

Mike comes up with most of the stuff and is the more knowledgeable gamer. He also has a huge penis

I don't give a shit about the nerd anymore. It's stale as shit.
I'm much more interested in Mike+James mondays now.

You can generally bet that if it came from seemingly nowhere, and doesn't make any fucking sense, it's probably a Sup Forums meme.

I can't believe they gave James a check...

>he has nothing better to do on Mondays

Yes.
He even dated Mike for a brief time in college.

>dated Mike

According to the now privatized video

where it at

totally agree. James & Mike mondays is great

link now

I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.

He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding.

I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.

Can you post source?

Oh he found new purpose. His daughter isn't broke anymore, now she can watch cartoons with him. All he does is watch old childish shit and now has somebody he can control and force to watch it with him.
but then she'll grow up to be that hipster girl who's always like "yeah I heard of them first"

How do i don't know any of this? He keep his private life outside of youtube

Well in the semi-recent Star Wars episode of James and Mike Mondays, where they play the NES Famicom one (darth vader is a scorpion game) at the end he tells a story about his daughter making a poop joke while they were watching Scooby Doo

That seems a normal joke for a 5-7 year old girl
It's not retarded

An actual sjw would never let him make dick jokes or talk shit about the ghostbusters reboot.

>ring ring
>ring ring
>hello?
>IT'S ME, UNCLE FUCKER MIKE

There's a modern scooby doo series airing IIRC

Where is the 9/10 girlfriend?

I think he would have talked shit about the Girlbusters if he could. He never trashes the actors or the premise, just says "I'm not going to like it so why should I go see it?" which was probably the only way his wife would let him post it.

MIke wishes he received attention from girls like that.

Anyway James is more appealing to females. Mike is too girly/twink, that's why faggots on Sup Forums obsess about him.

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Mike has a huge penis too which makes him appealing to gay guys

MORE BOOTSY BEATS FUCKING WHENNNN

do you like board james?

>Well, the number has definitely changed. And now we have a Nintendo game that has a phone number, to a sex hotline. That is fucking awesome.

I think he's spent. He showed us Silver Surfer on James and Mike Mondays, and then Battletoads in depth. There's no other hard games

I stopped watching AVGN because of the sideburns and the sometimes visible tattoo. It completely killed it for me.

TO PLAY THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS

Is he "our" guy?

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fug why'd you remind me

i always look forward to monster madness

>There's no other hard games
The fuck are you talking about, how about stuff like Power Blade and Alien Soldier