Scariest vidya bosses

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Christopher Robin.

please fucking SPOILER this shit

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There isn't a scarier boss in all vidya.

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this meme is stupid "muh flash game hardes boss eva xD CHRIS NOOOOOO XDDDD"

Go play it yourself, you flaming fucking faggot.

"Better ironically shitpost in this thread to show everyone how much I fit in!!!!"

user, YOU are the faggot all along!

It's an in joke about how ridiculously difficult a game that looks aimed at children is. The light theme, nice characters, lighthearted music and the fact it's Winnie the Fucking Pooh makes it weird that its hard.

Now fuck off, mate.

this meme is stupid "dis maymay is FOKIN STUPID 'muh flash game hardes boss eva xD CHRIS NOOOOOO XDDDD' DDDDXXX"

>hates game
>goes into thread anyway
Why?

Has anyone ever managed beat him?

Who /manofreason/ here?

Not that I've seen.
Nobody even makes it to him.

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i'm afraid i'm just acceptable

Brave Soldier.
This fucker always get me.

literally how?

i'm not strong enough user sensei

Go ahead.
Play it

>scariest vidya bosses thread
>somehow conflates this as "DISNEY BASEBALL FLASHGAME GENERAL"
go fuck yourself

the boss straight cheats, the ball disappears midway on half of his attacks. you might as well say all those shit jrpg bosses that you are designed to lose to are hard

>Excuses

They know their human limitations

But you can guess the timing to hit the ball if you learnt the ball behaviour good enough, you can even overcome the zig zags of the ball to guess an average and strike it good enough for a home run, all the difficulties can still be overcome by a git gud approach.
So git gud.
or just give up at owl like i did

its a flash game it wasn't designed to be good or beatable it was designed to be a waste of time for ad revenue. people have beaten it and that is rare but it doesn't mean it was hard, just that not many people have devoted the time to getting better at playing a boring fucking flash game

Brave soldier here. I saw the writing on the wall. When you come across the giant angel with a sword of fire, and realize this is just the pinch hitter for your real target, you understand that it just isn't worth the struggle any more.

Fucking invisible speed changing horseshit.

>10 errors only

>it was made to be difficult, that is why it is difficult
>but that doesn't mean it is difficult
Read what you are typing, you clod.

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i literally never said that, learn how to read before you try and respond

Chris was never meant to be defeated by mortals. The japs made the perfect AI. He is basically a God in his realm. It just so happens that his realm is... Baseball.

I wonder if anyone honestly couldn't defeat Eeyore.

so tell me how to find this game i want to give it a go

You literally said that the reason few people have beat it is because few people got good at it, meaning it is difficult and requires one to get good. In that same post, you claimed it to not be hard.

If it isn't hard, why would one need to dedicate time to overcome it? Maybe you should jump on it real quick and just prove everyone wrong. Since it easy, it shouldn't take more than a few minutes of your time.

You can buy it on steam for 20$

This games difficulty is so overhyped.

Everyone played on the Japanese version and couldn't read that there were fucking upgrades for hit strength and shit like that making the game stupidly easy.

Oops, meant for and

No, everyone could figure it out just fine. Post your victory screen and timestamp, tough guy.

>upgrades

I think that you might be masochist.

I don't believe it. now give me name, faggot

> fucking upgrades for hit strength and shit like that making the game stupidly easy.
So you didn't played the game? Because those upgrades are worth shit

Don't look at the ball, my son, feem it

Brave Soldier here. I'm only human, Owl destroyed too much of my will to go on. By the time he was beaten I had nothing left.

>upgrades

Casual scum

how many layers of irony are we on?

disney.kids.yahoo.co.jp/game/pooh.html

Be sure to let us know how it goes. And prepare your ass.

Like 5 or 6 right now my dude

What's his boss them?

There's no shame in defeat user.
No one will judge you.

This. They are nice enough to make it more responsive and consistent, but thdy won't save your ass from Chris and his Guardians three.

I always imagined that this plays whe you go againts him
youtube.com/watch?v=2hVDQ9KrmsQ

How is this game called, bitch?

See , my foreign friend. Don't be surprised when there is suddenly a foot in your ass.

Do you guys do it with upgrades or not?

cause without upgrades its legitimately impossible

I say they are fine. I mean, without them I highly doubt even Owl can be beat, zigzagging bastard.

youtube.com/watch?v=3GwiYAf8wQc

I start using upgrades at owl, that motherfucker is ruthless

This, but with some child creams over it.

youtube.com/watch?v=hbA3VXdhShU

>DIE

youtube.com/watch?v=SpNz-xx_sCo

I'm doing it!

Godspeed

Have fun until the owl user

For now

Wasn't difficult after knowing it's pattern, but it caught me off guard first time playing it. Took me 8 tries, how did you anons fare?

It wasn't very hard but the music and mutilated barons of hell in the earlier room made it spooky as fuck

>that scene where you run away from him while the underground sea lab is exploding
Pure terror when I was little

Winnie the pooh home run derby

It took longer than I thought... still gonna do it. You just wait

>Not playing the english verion

Beat the Owl then comeback, we want to see toughness

English version is easier lad, Jap version is the piss-hard one

>playing the english verion

OH GOD I JUST GOT TO THE OWL WHAT THE FUCK

Gaijin pig go home

rip

I wish they would have included lore in this game. I really wanted to know how Chris became the God of baseball. The other material (cartoons, books and movies) seems non-canonical. They never make a reference to baseball

h-here goes

this is scary

is this true? am I playing the gimped version?

yeah, JP version is the true difficult one

disney.kids.yahoo.co.jp/game/pooh.html

>IS SO HARD
>Plays it
>So easy and fucking boring I almost fall asleep
I´m convinced the old generation were shit at gaming compared to my generation. No wonder you faggots cry about DS being hard.

Yep

pussy

Ok, after a terrible defeat because of eyeore i actually read the manbual and went smoothly up to piglet. Just beat him now, i'll keep you posted

No fucking bosses have been posted this far. What the fuck? Are you all autistic or what?

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Noone came back alive after facing Owl

im at rabbit on jp version

ill be on owl soon my friend

>Old generation were shit at gaming compared to my generation.
underage detected

>ill be on owl soon my friend
Stay strong user because hell starts now

Victory screen and timecard, homie.

>at rabbit
It begins...

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i don't know moonrunes or baseball and i'm not quite sure i understand how you're supposed to control pooh so i didn't get past him before moving onto other shit

AT OWL NOW

LETS GO BOYS

Ok, guy from here Got to rabbit now, and i'm seeing the first burning flames of perdition.

But he's beatable. I know i can

Go, man, go!

We're all lending you our strength.

Buckle up user

>Watching user achieve apotheosis

9/19

I PROMISE YOU ALL I WON'T FAIL YOU