Describe your gaming crew Sup Forums

describe your gaming crew Sup Forums.

please don't tell me you were Eric Forman

Remember when they replaced Eric with NotEric and they all still hung out at Red's house for some reason?

HANGING OUT

SUCKING DICK

YOU KNOW, MAN STUFF!

penisguzzlers and faggotsmeared shits

chris1 gets booted immediately for tk
chris2 calling the shots from behind the flag but cant play for shit
chris3 bretty good but demands to take sniper and can't outsnipe the #1 guy on the blue team for shit
i'm mvp of course but i'm usually waiting for the respawn timer

3 autists and one normie pretending to be an autist
(Tribes: Ascend as an example)

When we play together, i am the lonewolf/scout/flex guy because i suck at being a team player. I just try to throw discord through the enemy ranks or distract the enemy
Ex. Flag/gen harrassment as raider

One guy takes control as leader of a band/lobby because he is the rts guy who isnt strategicly challenged
Ex. Played whatever but was the gun who coordinated us all for flag runs

The normie is usually the most objective based, and would focus on that
Ex. Pathfinder usually. Chased and capped

The other autist usually just liked to do the most annoying thing possible
Ex. Played juggernaut and bombarded enemy team from across the map

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was Hyde still living with the Formans? I guess that could be the reason for them still visiting

>mfw i'm Fez.

I'm the one that's always crackin jokes and stirring up faux salt but I put up a good fight regardless of game.
My bestie always picks the hardest to use character and gits gud, he's tied with me for most skilled overall if a bit more Versatile.
My second friend is really laidback which is sometimes an issue but he's dependable and has no problem supporting or tanking he always picks the massive dude with a hammer, axe, etc.
My last friend has lightning fast reflexes and is pretty hit or miss. When he's on a roll though he's damn near unstoppable. He pisses me off with his obsession over meta and tiers, something I and the other friends are against.
And that's muh crew, honestly couldn't ask for better vidya friends and pals in general.

>autistic guy with deep as shit voice that sounds like how people sound when they put their chin into their neck then talk. he spergs out all the fucking time
>the weeb who watches way too much anime and only talks about anime, other than that he's pretty cool
>the black guy who gets triggered way too easily
>the weeb who is too shy to use the mic, got bullied so hard for being a smelly neet, left the group but still talks to the cool weeb about weeb shit
>the other weeb who was too shy to use the mic but eventually warmed up to us, sounds black as fuck but he's 19
>the underaged kid who everyone bullies but he's not even as annoying as the autistic guy who spergs out at everything he says
>the Spanish guy that always leaves and joins and shit at random times
>the retard who sucks at almost every almost game he plays
>the Sup Forumstard that says cuck every sentence and complains about stupid shit all the time

Would you rather be Eric or Fez?
CROSS THE STREET

>tfw ashton kucher except not as attractive
It sucks being dumb

I'm the one who tries to hide my salt over how bad some of my friends are

>tfw mix between best parts of Hyde and Kelso

My online crew consisted of me, a Hyde type cynical social outcast who hates everything and lived a shitty life, an antisocial, anxious, depressed nerdy kid with no social skills, a arrogant and pretentious kid who was just as much of a loser as the rest of us, and a full blown autistic guy who liked to talk in a grumbled distorted voice on purpose (we're talking lives in a sloth-like basement chamber, poops by perching like a bird on his toilet seat, and spends 24 hours a day online.

Its a miracle we can play games at all

>your gaming crew
>having friends

What's that like?

Was so weird. Donna was down there kissing on him and shit, show was so bad without him.

>sexy red head gf
Fuck no I'm Fez if anyone

>It's a Jackie & Donna episode

Donna was my crush, and holy fuck I busted more nuts to her than any other celebrity back then

She's also responsible for getting me to love high waist jeans

I think this sums up my crew pretty well.

People actually thought Donna was hot?

Honestly thought Eric could have done way better

>it's a red episode

Usually it's just me and my best friend Ryan. He's pretty handsome he's pretty good at games, a natural. We just do shit that's fun and he's up for about anything. We just make gutteral noises and share crude humor. We love stereotypes and being superficially racist ironically. We aren't memespouters and we hate feminism. We play Project Reality and Red Orchestra and Killing Floor exclusively. He has a deep ass voice too, sounds like a 40 year old man. But he works at some agnsty teen store, but he's my best buddi. I met him on youtube when he made Call of Duty World at War rant videos 8 years ago and we've been playing vidya since.

It's also good cause we share the same anime, music, vidya, and movie tastes.

Overall, he has my recommendation for being promoted to my Best friend forever.

Yeah that always confused me too. She was kinda gross.

I'm generally a one-man crew, because my social anxiety makes it difficult to play games with other people, even strangers online.

And Jackie hooked up with Fez

Friend 1- One of my best bros, funny as fuck. Jack of all trades, master of none when it comes to video games. He's always down to join me in pretty much any game, but I'm almost always better than him cause he jumps from game to game so much.

Friend 2- Ranges from enjoyable to frustrating. I've known him since middle school and I literally cannot recall a video game he is was/is good at. Frustration comes from him doing mindblowingly stupid shit and then saying mindblowingly stupid shit about game balance afterwards. Fun to play with during the times he gets his shit together.

Friend 3- massive asshole with a heart of gold. Plays literally nothing but WoW and continuously insults everyone and everything in voice chat, but is a total bro if you ever actually log into WoW, will basically give you thousands upon thousands of gold and give you bomb ass enchantments for free.

Friend 4- not around all that often, but pretty cool guy. Definitely the most try hard in the crew. Very good player 90% of the time in pretty much any game, but has strange moments where he just loses all intelligence and drops to friend 2 levels of stupid for like an hour or so. If I ever want to play to win, I always try to get him in the game.

I'm the Abed of the group.

Actually, I was Charlie.

Season 8 would've been good if they replaced Eric with Charlie

I'm Eric if I'm anyone. But he really was a dumbass, huh?

>one friend who's incredibly optimistic about every game and wants to keep playing insisting were gonna win the next game even when we lose
>one friend who's better than all of us at the game and yells at us whenever we don't do well. Shit, he's always yelling at everyone and it stresses us all out. Even though he's really good we always play better without him
>me, I'm fairly neutral I think, altho I do get sad whenever we lose multiple games in a row and always quit on the team whenever we're doing poorly
>token black dude that other people on chat can't tell that he's black, he doesn't have any sort of accent or anything, so whenever someone says nigga he gets kind of upset

I wouldn't know

I'd say join the club, but both of our social anxiety issues prevent us from forming clubs so.... virtual high five?

That was terrible.

>tfw i'm the guy who was the only one who died after jumping off the water tower

Because..
She had a big butt.