You know the drill

You know the drill

user makes a wish

Other corrupts it

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No if it is about videogames, retard

I wish for a good video game.

I wish for Winston to be OP again

Granted, but you become addicted to it, making your life miserable

Granted, but now everyone pick winston and Overwatch becomes a borefest

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It's a Wii U exclusive.

You get a good video game, but it isn't for your console

granted, but it's shit

I wish my wish to be corrupted.

I wish I was dead

>Overwatch becomes a borefest

You are supposed to corrupt it, not leave it on its current state

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True, I'll say true.

Granted, but there is a God after all, and you are sent to hell.

This is how its supposed to be done.

Granted, but due to the resulting paradox the universe is destroyed altogether

I wish for Devil Cry 5, completed. No DLC bullshit.

Exclusive for Wii U

So I wish my wish to be not corrupted.

granted, and now everybody hates you for being THAT guy

I wish this user was not a faggot.

I wish for another MMO like FFXI, maybe a tad bit less hardcore in some regards.

Jokes on you. I, like 90% of Sup Forums, have a WiiU

I wish I had shapeshifting powers that would let me maintain my consciousness and ability to shapeshift no matter what.

Granted, but due to a licensing dispute it will never see store shelves.

i wish for her to love me (again)

I want bloodborn on PC

wtf I hate him now.

granted, but now he gets all the bitches and leaves none for you

It costs $40 a month.

I wish we could all experience runescape for the first time again!

and have it not be shit

I want Amusement Vision to come back and make Super Monkey Ball 3 and F-Zero UX!

Granted, but nobody plays it anyway like every MMO other than WoW.

W-worth it.

All inputs are a combination of motion controls and Wii U touchscreen inputs, no alternate control scheme

It will be ported by the same people who ported Arkham Knight

I wish that Mass Effect 3 didn't suck ass and had a proper ending.

Granted. Variable 15-25 FPS.

Granted but you become a woman to please him

Granted, but they come out 12 years after the Wii U dies.

Granted, but like every failed relationship, you fall for the same mistakes and break up again.

Are you implying that wouldn't be worth the wait?

Granted, but it's an unoptimized buggy piece of shit port with no controller support whatsoever, not even if you use xinput or something.

The Old Hunters DLC never comes to PC either.

You must launch the game through Uplay as well.

No
NO
NOOO

The new ending is a political advertisement for Hillary Clinton. You can never play the game again once completed unless you share your support for Hillary Clinton on Facebook.

Granted. But Bioware romancing options will become standard for all RPGs forever, including retroactive games since then.

In witcher 3, Ciri's only personality trait is the fact she's a lesbian, and the only romance options are Triss, Dandelion and Zoltan

Granted. Loading times and FPS is unchanged.

Granted. It's only available on the PS4 Neo.

Granted. They're both pixel-art indie tier games.

I wish to become Samus Aran

Granted but you can only ever be the male variant of whatever you turn into

Granted, but you conserve your dick

Granted you become her husbands son

Granted, but its port it complete shit

A girl (male) is fine by me. That's what I wanted to be anyway.

Granted. You're stuck in morph ball form though.

You have to fight through the Metroid series, and you don't respawn.

Granted, but you're a male Samus instead.

I wish every girl would bend over and spread their ass cheeks for me to insert my penis.

Granted

But the experience will be in a mute monochromatic way.

For Years and years until they die.

I don't know if this is actually worse than the 'buy DLC :^)' message

>steamy hot dwarf sex

I'm sure for some Anons here this would be the dream game

granted, but the morphball form will crush your bones

You are supposed to corrupt the wish

You are promptly arrested for public indecency. Might be worth it.

I want Star Citizen to be released on PC tomorrow, with every single feature that was ever promised for, and for it to run smooth as silk.

I wish to become Anthony Burch

Damn it user your supposed to put in a down side!

Granted, but you die because the Metroid series is dead. If there are any more games, they're all either Other M sequels or Federation Force sequels. Have fun sucking Adam's cock while being a bumbling idiot chibi.

I wish to end suffering and that all wishes become uncorrupted

Hard countered AS FUCK

Granted. No machine on earth can run it.

Granted, but no one will know who you are, or where you worked, and you will only be a miserable cuck.

I wish for a game that plays like Dragon's Dogma with a Grim Dawn-like setting.

Granted, but they all turn into boys and have a spontaneous anal prolapse when they do.

Granted, but now Anthony Burch, in your body, is seeking you out to take his body back.

hey, it's me, ur Homura

Granted but they all laugh at how small you are and tell all there friends

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?

I wish for rune factory 5 with good localization.

Granted, the world and everyone on it is instantly, painlessly, turned to dust. Now that there is nothing left of the planet there is no suffering

It runs worse than DD did on PS3 and is never released outside of Japan.

granted

Traductor

granted
but the first one of them had ebola and you eventually die in painful way.

And the sad part is this is absolutely true

Granted, but you get baloney instead of turkey and butter instead of mustard.

Granted. It has shit waifus.

Granted, but you fail to realise that people can wish for terrible fucking things or be completely fucking retarded even without corrupting their wishes and that a world without suffering is itself a form of suffering.

Also, Kagari laughs at you.

Granted, the turkey sandwich is rotten

I wish for youtube poop to come back

Granted, but your shitty show is finally cancelled after you finish eating it

Granted, it's the best video game that has and will ever be made, but you just can't get into it.

Granted. It will become infested by normies in a month, and all loli pawns will be insta-banned.

Granted, but only with ugly MtF trans girls

I wish for Paper Mario to go back to being like PM64 & TTYD when it comes to NPCs and gameplay.

Granted. It's actually good this time, and everything on youtube becomes YTPs.

Granted, but you can't eat the sandwich. You have it but you drop it on the floor. The whole thing is a mess, all the fillings spill out onto the floor.

The floor is carpet so there is hair everywhere. Wait, is this dog fur? Did someone bring a dog here too? Is it shedding?

I wish for nobody under the age of 16 to ever be able to play video games ever again

Granted, but all adults act like 16 year olds

Granted, it is filtered and approved by major SJW members in the youtube community, so as to spread their message.

I wish Rise was real and that she loves me like I love her.

I wish moot would come back

I wish for Persona 4 Arena Ultimax to get remade for PS4 with a rewritten story mode that isn't fucking retarded

Granted but your favorite dev shuts down due to poor sales.

>every single last bit of content on YouTube is quality YTP's
Oh I can dig it.

I wish I had another wish that was even more fucked then what this current wish is gonna be.

Granted, but your dick falls off