3 MINUTES YOU FUCKS
Happy birthday you glorious man!
DUKE NUKEM IS BACK
Parker Green
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Easton Mitchell
Let him die
Christopher Cox
My duke is diamonds
Julian Bailey
blow it out your ass
Owen Jenkins
>gearbox.
And nothing of value was lost.
Samuel Turner
im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum
Oliver Lopez
WHAT'S HIS NAME
Jonathan Harris
...
Nathaniel Robinson
Here's the game, happy fucking birthday.
Jack Turner
I'm here to kick bubble gum and chew ass
Adrian Stewart
DUKE
GOT YOUR POWER ARMOR HERE
Leo Gray
BRAVO RANDY
Carter Long
DICKEM KICKEM
Easton Rogers
>Gearbox
dropped
Joseph Allen
and I'm all out of ass
Luke Ross
BAZOOPERS
Jaxon Perez
This is taking the concept of "I'd rather have nothing" to its limit.
I'd rather have nothing than Duke saying bazinga
Asher Perez
IVE GOT BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
Kayden Foster
POST BABES
Blake Lewis
IMMA KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER OLD STYLE
Matthew Allen
UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF
Where is it?
Kayden Moore
MAIN THEME
youtube.com
William Hill
I have a thick thigh fetish
Joshua Lee
I was already leaked on reddit. It is Duke Nukem Forever: Remastered.
Samuel Torres
Matthew Butler
Where is Method Man when you need him?
Austin Murphy
I don't even know what to say anymore
Brody Hill
kek
Chase Walker
New flash that's not thick, that's fat.
Henry Stewart
...
John Torres
Watch.
It's Duke in Battleborne.
Josiah Russell
WHERE IS IT
Andrew Hill
ZIMBABWE
Jason Parker
The page won't load. Is this the Duke Nukem 3D re-release?
If so, how is it different from the Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition which was released on Steam and then removed?
Landon Evans
GET IN HERE ASSHOLES
Tinyurlcom /j3gvwx6
Camden Fisher
For you.
Jayden Nguyen
DOUK?
Thomas Fisher
Brandon Anderson
What type of cheese is that?
Bentley Ward
>Lostboy.exe
nice try
William Murphy
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Nolan Murphy
She's clearly go QUADS there.
Evan Adams
IT'S LOADING PAGE IS UP!!!
Aiden Sanders
dick cheese
James Rodriguez
Who /readytogetdisappointed/ here?
Dominic Wood
Still fuck all.
Zachary Garcia
is that a whoville civilian?
Lucas Hill
why even have a fucking countdown if you aren't ready for it to hit 0?
Landon Ramirez
you sit on a throne of lies
Asher Foster
How could one man age so well? Honestly he sounds the same in 2000 as he does in 2010.
Adam Myers
twitchtv/gearboxsoftware
SERIOUSLY
FUCK YOU THIS ISN'T SPAM
Julian Baker
WHERE IS IT
Jackson Brown
>duke is literally rpging the fuck out of Gearbox servers
WE DON'T DESERVE YOU
Owen Scott
Nevermind, it loaded back into the "COMING SOON 0 00 0 0 0 00 0 "
It keeps going white, showing loading swivels, then back to the countdown...
Jackson James
Fuck this gay shit, I'm going to watch some porn on xhamster.
Jaxson Reyes
I think it's that pokemon girl from the first one.
Cooper Thomas
BLOW IT IN MY ASS
Gabriel Parker
All cosplayers are scum and should be gassed
Joshua Ortiz
Brandon Lopez
ITS LOADING
Sebastian Cruz
They're lonely and horny, you've never been to a con after hours.
Robert Ward
>grows an extra finger to hold all the cigarettes
>in the next panel they have turned into a cigar
pure kino
Evan Wood
Nothing but Battleborn.
Ryan Robinson
Who is this demon semon?
Camden Kelly
brilliant
Bentley Robinson
I'm gonna kill you motherfucker old style
Henry Moore
Luke Sanchez
>Token female on couch
>Looks like a poisonous animal
Cool, cool
Jonathan Kelly
>say blunderborne,cuckbox, and free to play in chat
>timed out for 600 seconds
Woooooow
Eli Cox
Don't you want to hear about the story of battleborn?
David Long
>Battleborn
I LIKE YOU BUT FUCK THIS
SAY IT WITH ME EVERYONE
WE
WANT
DUKE
Aaron Kelly
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John Brooks
holy lel this battleborn character is literally Junkrat
Samuel Johnson
Why is this allowed?
Eli Cook
>mfw battleborn stream is filled with DUKE and people are calling troll patrol
Aaron Gutierrez
>remember the olsen twins you guys?
Levi Parker
Tyler Garcia
I'd legit buy Battleborn just to play as Duke for a while if they added him.
Then I'd promptly refund it at the hour and a half mark because I'm not playing that garbage for more than one day.
Kayden Reed
THE FUCKER BE LOADING SOMETHING
Jose Diaz
Josiah Diaz
page loaded
Brayden Fisher
I LOVE JACKING OFF UNTIL THE ONLY THING THAT CAN MANAGE TO SEEP OUT OF MY SORE HYPERSENSITIVE COCK IS SLIPPERY PRECUM STRAIGHT FROM MY FAGGOT PROSTATE
Gavin Gomez
he has six fingers in every panel
Ayden Jackson
>Counter reaches 0
>Nothing happens
>Click refresh to see the website
>Site crashes saying "took too long to respond"
>Try a few more times
>Site crashes saying "took too long to respond"
HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY DUKE3D!!
Colton Wilson
>WEARING A FEDORA, LIKE YOU DO
Daniel Thompson
FUUUUUCK
Chase Ortiz
randy, please
Jacob Wilson
What's the point of a countdown if NOTHING GETS FUCKING ANNOUNCED
FUCKING HELL GEARBOX
We know you're worthless and a stain in the industry but you have Duke hostage, at least let us know he's ok!
Cooper Harris
Everyone's lonely and horny, it's just some don't like to wear suits based off video game characters.
Caleb Jackson
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Joseph Lopez
Looks like you got DUK3D!
Justin Cook
im pretty sure cum doesn't come out your prostate
Cameron Carter
Logan Baker
news flash shes fucking ripped. retard aspie
Chase Baker
Is it bad that I think Battleborn's Maps and Particle Effects are really fucking beautiful?
The game is still shit though.
Caleb Myers
Jackson Long
blue balls of steel
William Barnes
nigga you gay
Alexander Powell
...
Aaron Price
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