Give me 8 good reasons Mario can breathe water

Give me 8 good reasons Mario can breathe water

He can't, he can only hold his breath for 400 seconds.

super mario maker for the 3ds would have been absolutely fantastic if it had proper online support.
also vidya are not for realisms.

He can't, he can only hold his breath until the time run out.

Its a video game
Youre a faggot
No one loves you
No one ever will
Its a nip game
Theres weirder shit in mario then water breathing
Fuck you
Consider suicide

Then why does he hold his breath for 400 seconds in the over world?

Humans used to be fish before evolving

I don't know for sure why he can breathe underwater but
I think that might be a suitable explanation

Bowser turned all the Mushroom Kingdom denizens into bricks with magic

Maybe the air was filled with Bowser's magic gas?

Jackie Chan

>magic gas
*~PPPPPFFFFFFT~*

because he isn't a bitch
unlike Sonic

He doesn't exist, so debating why he can breathe is moot.

Who?

Mario may be chubby, but he is fit.
So he can hold his breath for 400 seconds.

>needing more than 400 seconds to beat a level
I would also die of shame for being so casual.

he is plubmer

He draws oxygen from a parallel universe.

>believing in the evolution meme

LOL!

1. As long as Mario has his hat he is immune to status ailments and certain types of damage. This is confirmed by Super Mario 64, and reinforced by Luigi's Mansion where they could only capture Mario when he was hat-less.
2. Keep in mind he's a plumber so he's used to holding his breath.
3. You can actually breathe. If you rise to the top of the surface.
4. Mario is from Brooklyn. Physics work differently in the real world than in Toadstool Kingdom.
5. Mario's fibrous stache acts as a water filtration device. Like plant stalks.
6. Keep in mind that the art-style in SMB only depicts a minimalist representation of the actual relativistic plane. That is to say, when Mario is moving he is moving thousands of miles at a time. Even slowed by water, that still means he's moving somewhere near mach speed.
7. Mario is swimming underwater in a sea of Cheep-Cheep, which means there are air currents from the levels where they jump out at you, to take gulps of air.
8. If you'll notice, Mario gets extremely heavy and hard to control whenever he's over a depression. That means there are convex physics going on (i.e. a vortex), which means there's air circulating into the water at intervals. When Mario passes through a vortex/depression, he is *gulping* some oxygen before continuing.

And those are 8 good reasons why Mario can breathe underwater.

A bit.
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Yet another bit.
And another bit.
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Another bit.
And a bit.

Now consider what those bits are capable of.

Is it ever implied that Mario breathe at all?

In some games. He'll get winded if he's injured in 64, and breathe heavy. Since it's the same Mario, I don't see why he'd only figure out breathing between World and 64

His mustache holds air bubbles that he breathes in.

It must have been confusing as fuck to have every Mario game having water with no problems, then 64 coming along and saying "DROWNING IS A THING NOW"

>magic gas
is that what Hitler called it?

>Mario is from Brooklyn
Fuck off Dobson or I'll start posting circus masks

>circus masks
what the fuck ever happened to that guy?

He hasn't made anything in a year. I think he just cries on Twitter like most nu-male third wave feminist losers.

Would've been amusing if they replicated the infinite oxygen and quick movement speed in 64. I wonder if anyone has ever tried hacking something similar in.

Kinda weird how they went out of their way to have completely different swimming controls in 64, but then the 3D Land games went back to classic Mario swimming except in three dimensions and it worked out pretty well.