Give me a vidya character, and I'll explain how Mario would beat them in a fight

Give me a vidya character, and I'll explain how Mario would beat them in a fight.

Luigi

Doomguy.

Bowser.

Samus

Brad from Lisa

The similarities are there

Mario has superior traction and thus wins
Mario could just jump on his head and kill him
Touch the axe, swing him into a bomb, etc, etc.
Mario could just jump on his head and kill him
Mario could just jump on his head and kill him

tubba blubba without his heart

Dante from the Devil May Cry series

Geralt of Rivia

Sonic the Hedgehog

Phoenix Wright.

Mario just needs to find his heart and jump on it to kill it
Mario could just jump on his head and kill him
Mario could just jump on his head and kill him
Mario has a better series
Mario could just jump on his head and kill him

Kirby. And I'm not just talking about Milky Way Wishes Kirby. I'm talking about Milky Way Wishes, Smash Ability Hypernova Kirby with the Invincibility Candy and Dimensional Mirror (with the Super Abilities and being capable of both helper creation and infinite flight), equipped with his Star Rod, the Love-Love Stick, the Rainbow Sword, the Crystal Shards, the Triple Star Cane, control of Hydra and Dragoon, with Meta Knight's mask on in him so he has wings along with Galaxia and can perform Sword Beam while being an expert in swordfighting and flight and a stolen shortcake.

Baby Mario

The Horseless Headless Horseman

Mario riding yoshi

Jotaro from Eyes of Heaven :^)

An enemy from Dead Space

The angry sun

thats bullshit. copout.

Geralt has a shield spell and would chug an anti head jump kill potion.

Adam Jensen

I didn't expect much and I am still dissapointed.

Giorno Giovanni and Gold Experience Requiem

Archaon the Everchosen

Only if he had prep time. Mario runs very fast.

Mario could grab the invincibility star and then jump on his head and kill him
Mario could just jump on his head and kill him
Mario could just jump on his body and kill him
Mario has the same type of stand
Mario could just jump on their head and kill them
Mario uses a green shell
Mario could just jump on his head and kill him
Mario has the same type of Stand

It's okay. Mario's just too powerful

>Mario could just jump on his head and kill him
Samus can take way more contact damage than Mario. A jump isn't killing her, and even if it could he certainly isn't a candidate for screw attack invulnerability.

In fact no, forget all that
>aim up

>Mario has the same type of stand

Elaborate kek

A tank with spikes on the roof

Mario could just jump on his head and kill him
Mario grabs and invincibility star and then jumps on her head and kills her

Troll King.

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How would he beat a Gordo?
main kirby game not smash bros knock them back shitters

a bottomless pit

Invincibility star is not a part of mario, thus he cannot use it

But archaon have horns on his helmet, how can he jump on his head without taking dammage ?

One Punch Man

Screwattack until invincibility star wares out.

Those were contested against characters with other abilities as well (Samus with upgrades, Kirby with the other shit on it)

By having sales.

A gengar spamming destiny bond

OP very clearly says "in a fight"

Right. But how would QPU Mario defeat them?

Mario chucks a bob-omb at it, kasploding the tank
Mario grabs an invincibility star
Mario throws a fireball and kills from a distance
Invincibility star
He jumps over it
Yes he can
Oh. Then hammer suit him
VIDYA CHARACTER PLEASE
Hammer suit
Mario spams leech seed

Mario can't kill baby mario, it's him and he depends on his well being.

> (You)
>VIDYA CHARACTER PLEASE
hes a video game character faggot

Mario doesnt hold a star meaning the opponent can pick it up. Every character who you used it against picked it up before you. Now what

Invincibility item in kirby does not kill Gordo. You pass through it. He still lives and can continue fighting.

Havel the rock

Okay OP you meme-loving fuck.

How would Mario beat Mario.

Yeah that's right motherfucker

You are shit at this.

A child could do better.

>Hammer suit
How does he approach the long range, wide spread Ice Lazer woman outside of her invulnerability momments?

>Mario grabs an invincibility star
NI**ER

Mario could kill God if he wanted.

Metal Mario

At first I pressumed this was a thread to troll, but now I am thinking it''s actually a Mario autist with his lazy responses

>skipped the only correct answer

nice job op you cock hungry faglord

The Neo Granzon, a giant robot powered by a black hole and infused with energy of the dark god Volkruss, capable of weaponizing black holes and firing off a blast so strong it causes a big bang and recreates the universe, with a targeting AI that allows it to engage up to 65535 enemies at a time

Kirby

>You can't

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Master Hand and Crazy Hand

Really? Are you kidding me, nigger?
Mario could jumps on his head and kills him

JC Denton

One of the Marios jumps on the others head and kills him.

Mario still wins.

DEFEAT THIS

KEEP IN MIND:
>is flying too high for star to reach
>has STUPID high hammer defense
>if jumped on he gets even STRONGER

checkmate athiest

The same Mario upside-down.

Fine. Mario uses the Double Cherry to create a clone of himself, kills the baby, and the clone lives on
no
No only Mario can use stars, duh
Gordos don't fight though
Mario could just jump on his head and kill him
Port Priority
You're probably right
Use the cape feather and flies over her
Mario puts cotton in his ears
yes
Throws him off a ledge
yeah maybe
Sorry. Mario uses a blue flying Yoshi
Mario could just jump on his head and kill him
see Mario doesn't answer it
Mario uses aerial attacks

The Guy

gg

A Bob-omb wouldn't even dent a tank faggot

God

Alright fuccboi, tell me how he can beat this, assuming they work exactly as they do in SMW.

Nintendo DMCA

Mad Piano.
Friendly reminder that Mario can't interact with it physically and Mario having invincibility (Star, caps, Tanooki transformation) simply prevents Mario's death

Yoshi can't eat it and Yoshi cannot enter a ghost house with Mario.
Mario cannot team up with Luigi since he would either be too afraid to go inside, scared by the piano, and he cannot vacuum it. A Big or Mega Mushroom would result in Mario falling through the floor, piano unharmed.

Since it cannot be killed in the first place, things like Kuribo's shoe, hammers, shells, fireballs, bounce off with no effect. If a Gold Flower had any effect, it would simply be turning the Mad Piano into a Gold Mad Piano, retaining its power while at the same time looking classier and having more money.

Any approach without a power-up (which are useless) would result in eventual or instant death.
Of course, every power-up makes noise on activation, setting off the piano, resulting in eventual or instant death.

how would mario defeat world hunger?

Reimu

Jumping over a pit doesn't defeat it, it's still there

>exactly as they do in SMW.
Gray P switch turns them into coins.

No they don't, it's the spinys the lakitus throw that turn into coins

>double cherry

Shit, I admit defeat.

Mario uses a Bob-omb
Mario uses his Cape Feather and cape whips him
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Mario could just jump on his head and kill him
That is Mario though. What is there to fight?
A really big Bob-omb then
Mario could just jump on his head and kill him
Mario uses a gray P-switch
Mario could just jump on Ninteno's head and kill them
Mario feeds it a Mega Mush and IT falls through the floor!
Lots of spaghetti
Mario could just jump on her head and kills her
Yeah, but it's not bothering him anymore

Solid Snake

Gordos don't fight but mario can't beat one in a fight so you can't prove mario can win. Mario can try all he wants but in the end if he's trying to beat a Gordo he will lose

alright motherfucker

Captain Falcon while driving the Blue Falcon at max speed coming at Mario.

Mario could just jump on his head and kill him
Mario uses the hammer suit, which kills other invincible enemies like Thwomps
Mario's known for being very good in every sport

>Mario feeds it a Mega Mush
Mario pulling out the Mega Mush wakes the Mad Piano.
Mario is eventually or instantly dead.

If Mario does it from sufficient distance, it will be for naught since it will immediately respawn in its dedicated location upon leaving the room.
If Mario chooses to stay in the room so it doesn't respawn, he has to accept the fact that he did not fight it and it is still alive at the bottom of the pit.

WAHHHHLUIGI

Keep in mind, its invincible.

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Not OP but the only reason that mario didn't destroy that pocket world was that it had stars inside, he could just destroy the bird cage and anything inside.

A bomb!

Since the bob omb is so big the coaxial machinegun could just shoot it before it reaches it.
In fact, the tank could just shoot him with the main gun before he even comes close since he's not exactly inconspicuos carrying a giant bomb

Thwomps die to star too. They are pussies compared to Gordo

Mario literally cannot beat Jesus.

Mario builds up speed for 12 hours and rams into him

Darth Vader

The chosen undead in level 387 form