Placement match

>placement match
>playing with a new group of people I just met
>Ilios
>play Junkrat because I can easily wreck people with him and clear points
>new group of people prove to be shitters
>lose first round
>they start playing the blame game
>"Dude, you're not effective as Junkrat. Why do we even have a Junkrat? He's terrible DPS."
>gold medal in eliminations, objective eliminations, objective time, and damage with three deaths
>faggot also blames Lucio healer for not healing enough
>faggot was playing Zenyatta
>Lucio has gold in healing
>Roadhog has silver...
>entire group argues until the second round
>curb stomped again
>they force me to switch from Junkrat to support
>tell me to play Zenyatta since Lucio is taken
>"Nope, I'm terrible with Zenyatta, I'll be more effective as someone else."
>I ponder picking Ana, but Mercy was buffed and I'll probably do better
>use Mercy
>we win Round 3
>Quickly get Gold medal in healing and maintain objective time and objective eliminations gold medals
>lose next two rounds because the faggots get cocky and try to spawn camp
>they get wrecked, and leave me and Lucio to deal with a pro Genji and his team constantly
>they never get on the damn objective
>try to keep up as much as possible, but to no avail
>our DPS is extremely weak
>Potg: me playing Mercy with a three person Resurrection and two kills
>faggot playing Zenyatta earlier rage quits and leaves

Why does this game attract some of the biggest faggots ever?

Will they ever be surpassed?

It's not like it only attracts faggots, but here's the catch

only faggots keep playing it
and only the biggest of those faggots play it competitively you're one of them

Is he the best of the 4?

>me ooga
>my team booga

That's the funniest thing I've seen on Sup Forums this month.

Are you fucking joking?

>playing comp in a game with no advanced movement mechanics
wew

current support rating list
>1. ana
>2. zenyatta
>3. lucio
>4. mercy
>5. symmetra

It's only the CoD kiddies who play comp. I genuinely don't understand why people want to take this shit seriously and get assmad at everything instead of having fun. I stopped playing once the Olympic event was done because of all the shittalking retards who flooded QP after comp was down.

>placement match
>play Junkrat

Looks like another bad case of
>ME UNGA!
>TEAM BUNGA!

>Hi, i'm a dumb motherfucker and i'm just gonna but a rating right there that i made myself.
So yeah 1. ANA cause she cool and have a sniper rifle so obviously top 1 and you run fast when she ult you and i think you can jump twice.
3. Lucio cause even if it's pick 99.9% in every competition and ana is picked 10% of the time, i think all pros are wrong and i'm right, i have a cool pic of spongebob that can prove how smart i am. And lucio don't have a sniper rifle, and he niggr.

>be diamond rank/upper 60s & lover 70s
>everyone is in voice chat and picks proper meta picks
Idunno whats wrong with ya'll. All good in EU server comp

current actual support ratings
>1. Mercy
>2. Lucio
>3. A good Ana
>4. Zenyatta
>5. Symettra

Both of you are wrong. Zen is still used on nearly every comp. Lucio has been relegated to only being used on KOTH. Mercy is on everything else.

>Hi, i'm a dumb motherfucker and i'm just gonna but a rating right there that i made myself.
So yeah, i disagree with call me crazy but for me Mercy is #1, first of all, she blond should i go further, she heal moar now, i saw it on youtube.
Not convince yet, she can kinda fly if you press space, i guess people didn't know that cool trick when they did their tierlist. YVW.

>But muh advanced mechanics in competitive
>League
>Dota
>Fighting game #1753738

>B-b-but not fps, muh tf2.
>only class in tf2 with adv movement is solly.

>people actually think Zenyatta was nerfed
Yes Discord was reduced to 30% but a) it's still a better option than Mercy's damage beam all of the time, and b) Zenyatta's personal DPS was increased which means he now does more damage than two-thirds of the rest of the roster and most of anyone else who's tourney-viable. You're going to start seeing Zenyatta with pocket Mercy and Zenyatta getting Ana ult.

I want to play some competitive, but I haven't seen my friend I play with in over a month.

Because the game's community is utter shit right now, much worse then ever.

>Playing as Roadhog.
>Tearing shit up.
>Constantly healing myself because the two supports fucking refuse to apparently.
>Win the first round of KOTH.
>Next round they get overly cocky as fuck trying to spawn camp.
>I am now at 31 eliminations, I am gold in Objective, Damage, and Eliminations, Bronze in healing.
>Switch to reaper for round 3 because our DPS is fucking awful.
>Nobody else changes, regardless of the counters.
>We win round 3 thanks to me curb stomping the other team as reaper, Eliminations are now at 58, damage is fucking 38k (or so).
>Round 4, team once again gets fucking cocky, as the other team switches to road hog.
>Instead of somebody else going hog they demand I take care of him.
>Road Hog never leaves the group of 5 by himself, but when he does I kill him no problem.
>Retards screaming into the mic "TAKE CARE OF THAT GOD DAMN ROAD HOG YOU SHITTY REAPER!"
>I cant do anything, somebody switch to Pharah or something, help split them up so I can deal with them.
>SHITTY REAPER IM BETTER REAPER THEN YOU ARE FUCKING SWITCH!
>Suddenly he goes Bastion, as I go Soldier due to being sick of the shit.
>He suddenly flies into fucking bits as I take down the Hog.
>Lose.

I now have 48k damage, 63 eliminations, gold objective time.
>Next match, shitter insta locks Reaper, Hog, Symetra, Bastion.
>Guess I will Mercy or Zenyatta.
>We dont even get on the point due to how bad they do.
>FUCKING SHITTY user YOU COULDNT EVEN HEAL US!
>Silver in healing now.

The rest of the time its Mei's icewalling our own room off preventing us from getting on the cart while spaming emotes.

pretty sure nobody gives a single fuck.

oogabooga

Why I refuse to play alone with randoms, even playing with one good friend is better than none.

>Casual match on Ilios
>Playing Mercy
>Only tank on our team is Roadhog.
>Heal him as we charge the point.
>He gets hit by one of Hanzo's arrows
>Minor wound, not a headshot, heal him up in a sec
>He fucking runs for cover
>Wastes his self-heal
>What the fuck?
>Continue to heal him
>Buff his damage up when he's full
>He runs out to attack the enemy team
>Runs back to cover when he gets damage
>This mother fucker's playing our only tank as a fucking flanker
>Eventually die because the opposing team is actually focused and guns me down
>"Why are you using your self-heal? Go out to the point, I'm healing you."
>Roadhog: "Lol, why would you fucking heal someone with a self heal? Its fucking stupid."
>Eventually decide no heals for him
>He dies, a lot
>We lose the round.
>Next round switch to Pharah
>Get Gold Eliminations
>Roadhog: "LOL! NO ONE WANTS TO BE THE HEALER CAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO BE THE BITCH!"

No amount of shitposting is going to disprove facts my dude. Mercy is barely improved at all but the speed boost nerf really affected Lucio. He'll still get used on KOTH because of how big an advantage you get when you set up first, but that isn't relevant on the other modes so he's been phased out for Mercy for the most part.

You're retarded. His personal DPS is the exact same as before.

t. shitter retards

Because its popular. Games like this draw in lots of people. Which means you'll get varied types of people who play it. Which means you'll end up playing with people like the ones in your post.

Tell us what the new support meta is shitposter-kun. Bless us with your knowledge.

see

actually he has a point, Roadhog can heal a good bit of his own damage up, sure if you wanna top him off every once in awhile thats fine, but really you need to focus on your other team mates who cant heal.
Soldier can heal as well, Reaper can too, so just top offs are fine, but when you are spaming heal on Hog and your Rein is over there ready to kill over, maybe you should hide behind him and spam his ass.

typical mercy shitter, only knows how to pocket heal

Show me one pro game that has an Ana on it where they actually win and I'll believe you. The only games I've seen post patch so far have shown Lucio used only on KOTH, Zen in everything, and Mercy on Attack/Defend and Ana no where to be seen.

I-I can't be...

>be OP
>make a shitty thread

>'pro' game
pro tip: the 'pros' are as good as your average shit baby retard

Go win a tournament then fag. Should be easy with your skill and knowledge of the game.

Anyone else reminded of this guy when looking at the OP image?

Player skill isn't even the only factor, though.
The game becomes completely different when everyone actually knows what the objective is and stays on it.

this game requires 0 skill if you're above the age of 12

what should by accuracy usually be to tell if im a garbage ana or not garbage ana

90% unscoped

Shitty games attract shitty taste kids, you already know that.

general rule:

give it a day or two so the shitter and proficient player get separated by their ranks.

Going day one of season 2 with randoms is fucking stupid, just wait and stack with some reliable mates or solo it.

Remember give it a day or two for the classes to split before jumping in.

> Playing junkrat on KOTH

Fuck you OP, lost so many games because junkrats watch the point being taken

KYS

you have to go with randoms to do your placement matches

>Placement matches in ptr
2900
>placement matches in live
2300
2w-8l

And I was golds every game

Now that you mention it, yeah

it's easy to get gold when you are in a team with retards, tbqh medals don't mean shit

Sounds like he's a bad hog and you're a bad mercy

His personal DPS was buffed so that his DPS with Discord was roughly the same. But since everyone else is now only getting a 30% boost instead of 50%, Zenyatta effectively had his own DPS buffed relative to everyone else.

>KotH QP
>Enemy team memes us with six Winstons
>3 mates keep playing their pro Genjis
>other two stick with widow and Lucio
>I swap to Bastion to wreck house
>end of first round three golds, 14k damage, 23 eliminations, 23 objective kills
>Enemy goes 6 76's
>Team swaps to 4 (four) hogs when Genji was a good counter
>Try to play Rein
>Lose round
>Last round, enemy goes full Roadhog
>Sweep with Reaper, team playing four hogs and a lucio
>Four golds and silver
>over 20k damage
>50 something kills
>40 are objective kills
>4 minutes in objective time
>silver healing next to Lucio
>Fucking Lucio gets votes for healing
At least we won...

>Zenyatta not at top

Dropped.