How did we go from this

How did we go from this...

I don't know what that is, and I don't care.

Needs more TUBES

to this?

I never liked the Prime space pirate designs. They couldn't even keep it consistent, and they looked vastly different between each game.

because they're multicultural

Americans
Canadians

I actually like that. It's not as good as MP2 pirate design but it's better than MP1 and 3 designs for the pirates.

Honestly, I like the FF space pirates. Weird texture on the head aside, they're a neat mix of the Prime 1/2 designs that still have some menace.

it IS the MP1 design though.

don't act like it's only prime that can't keep it consistant

No it's not

Nah

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I don't see a difference except for lower poly and color

Are you blind

kind of, the mp1 had a bunch of unprotected gear an them, this guy is like half organic looking armored, with armored equipment.

Are you?

Can you tell the difference between a lobster and a lizard?

Is this a 90's render or something? Good lord.

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They have a completely different shaped head

however many problems FF may have, this design isn't one of them.

nope, it's from the new hot game on 3ds. Which you should all be playing online right now!

are you blind?

huh, hes a cyborg, bit its almost all internal, no extra plating or artificial barriers/turrents on the outside.

sorry didn't mean to link you

Reminder that the Space Pirate pictured is 4.3 meters tall

>tfw knocking these guys on their asses and then jacking them off

Well no, thank you for asking. I have very good eyesight.

I liked Prime 2 the most. Prime 1's are positively vicious looking and I love that, but they don't look too alien.

How the fuck are they even space pirates?

Reminds me of Oddworld

They go around space and raid shit

They downloaded Federation Force.

they download movies from space

To this?

I'd give her my tube.

One thing I notice about Federation Force.

They didn't use Other M's new name for the space pirates.

user no.

Smash 4 had to retcon the Space pirates in other M and say they needed Mother Brain because they were cloned that way. They're not normally like that.

>needing a fighter/party game collectable to patch up your plotholes.

juses other m was bad.

Fusion design of the Pirates are Pirates without body armor, what they truly look like.

space pirate is cute! CUTE!

There's never enough tube porn.

You Zebesian, that's been their name since Super Metroid.

*mean