Dude turn you mic on

>dude turn you mic on

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>dude show us your dick lol just for laughs

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h-haha

>Hey user why are you so quite

DUDE GAY LMAO

>join voice
>user, you sound like a girl

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you first, user.

Everyone on their mics already sounds like a shitty teenager, what do you have to lose? Hell, why even play online if other people bother you that much?

>Your accent is weird, user

>Get called cute once
>Actually stutter when I say thanks
Well, it's been fun.

oh great, its another
>haha ironic gay shitposting that is an excuse for me to act gay and post vocaroos and be a shy little slut
just post your steam ids and get this shit over with

>people say my music tastes is bad when i play it for them on mic

>'dude turn your mic on'
>stay quiet for a few minutes
>finally say a short sentence related to the game currently in progress
>'LOL SHOW TITS GB2KITCHEN'

>plays exclusively anime/vidya music
>surprised when people call out his shit taste

>having pictures of niggers saved on your computer

>haha, user, why do you sound like Kermit?

>that's cause I am a girl you dorks!

faggots

>Never use voice chat
>Everyone thinks I might be a girl, might be a dude, might be trans
>One day, playing overwatch
>Get my mom to say into the mic 'reaper reaper reaper above us' then thank her and get her out of the room
>Party chat goes crazy

I wish my voice wasn't so deep. I can't even try to pass.

>"get on voice chat"
>Get on VC and talk with friends

alternatively,

>"you got a mic?"
>get on mic
>talk with people
>make friends

fuck ya'll social autism, I have going to out to socialize, but it's easy to social with people who are anti-social.

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You got a cool mom user.

hi

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I pretend to be mute when anyone asks me to use a mic.

>"Dude, we're gonna play [game], get on mic"
>Enter the voice channel
>"Okay, neato. let's do this"
Was that so hard? Don't have to be an autist about it.

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Just use a mic, dude, nobody cares about your voice. Stop being so ashamed of who you are.

>Okay, neato. let's do this

>NEET that never leaves his house and has zero real friends
>Can't deal with talking to people, can't even look people in the eyes
>Can get on a mic and talk easily because it's over the fucking internet so who gives a shit.

You have no excuse.

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oh, hey, were you in a vocaroo thread a few weeks ago

your voice sounds familiar

>be me
>have girly body, girly face, girly butt but not actually trans
>send nudes to strangers on grindr, lots of positive feedback
>too scared to fug any of them irl
what do i do y'all? how do i gain the confidence to become the depraved boislut i was destined to be?

>ITT: Anons who need to stop giving fucks.

Yeah. I've been in a few of them, but it's been a while.

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generic as shit dude voice
generic as shit girl(?) voice

would not notice anything if either of you talked during a game

juts b urself :)

fuk'd up the top quote

You're a fucking faggot.

Dont waste yourself on trash

good voice imo

>generic as shit dude voice

that's how it is, man, assuming you actually meant to quote me

i've long since come to terms with how boring my voice is

i'm still not a huge fan of voice communication, but i don't play many mp games so it works out fine

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any nudes you want to post? its easy to be a boislut when you're anonymous ;)

post your fucking girlcock you fag

>Stopped using mic because I sound like Mandark and people always comment on it

>unmute mic
>funniest guy in server
>friends requests left and right
>every time I get online some faggot is trying to talk to me
Its why I always have private channel chats with my group of 4 instead of going in game chat. I cant help being funny when Im actually just trying to be a sarcastic asshole.

i have no fukken clue what you're saying man

>talk to people in real life just fine

>talk to people online and spill my spaghetti

Basically means, "What's up homies".

nobody ever asks strangers to turn ON mics

>Have a girly voice
>im a 23 year old man

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>user get on mic
>"Who the fuck has a fan on?"

ITS FUCKING SUMMER YOU FUCKING BITCH.
FIGHT ME

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Is english your first language?
Because if it is I'm sorry about your autism accent.

fucking cunt, i thought im safe against this shit since im not on Sup Forums

Whats with your accent

>you don't sound black at all

sorry that i don't speak in skeltonic verse and extol which brands of fried chicken and watermelon i'm most particular to that day, let me change how i speak and act to fit your narrow, sheltered viewpoint

>W H I T E
>P E O P L E

>A-user?

my fucking boner

move out of ur hemisphere lmao

FUCK YOU

u fucker

>dude turn your mic on
>"no"
>don't speak into the mic the rest of the game

Are you SephirothSword57?

Are you really surprised people don't think you sound black when the media is chockablock with the ghetto nigs?

I WANT TO SEE YOUR GIRL COCK

GIVE ME AN IMGUR LINK OR SOMETHING YOU SLUT

is hating my voice and feeling awful every time i have to force it out an excuse?

Big steamy niggers at that

those things are fucking great for teaching dogs to swim

ayo

>Friend gets on mic
>Never told us her lives next door to the airport
>First time he ever speaks he's quiet then a huge plane goes past
We were deaf for nearly 5 fucking minutes

>playing music on mic

>btw im a girl
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Are only white people this autistic about talking to people?

Whenever I talk to a black person or another latino they speak and act like normal people.

you sound like shrek

You just sound like a really wimpy guy.

cute as fuck, post pics

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Japs too.

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Nigger

xD

10/10 beautiful scottish girl would marry and have 15 children

How many of these fucking mic threads are you gonna make

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that's not an appropriate language to use for a girl!

FUCK

>ayo hol up man shiiiiet
>jajaja pta mdre XDDD

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That's a good voice my fellow user you don't sound girly to me

sounds more like australian?

This is how I know you have no brown friends

WE

Oh come on people like feeling special

GLASGOW

does shrek live in australia?

you need to get your ears check, m8

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