>Hey X come to the bar with us tonight it's Friday
>No thanks
>Why not? All you do is play video games and stay inside like an introvert
>No thanks
>Alright have fun staying indoors
Why must I go out to socialize and find a girlfriend? Why can't I just find a girlfriend playing vidya?
>that filename
that dude looks like a nerdier greasy WT snacks and the girl looks like a dude wearing a wig
how is this chad and stacy to you?
>Why do I have to expend effort to get the things that I want? Why can't I just be given all the shit I want without having to do anything for it?
This is what you sound like
Millenials were a mistake
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Get a Daki like the rest of us.
This is a wll known myth, you can. In fact I found my gf while literally masturbating on the scat porn, she came out of my asshole.
With that kind of attitude I wonder if this is bait, there's no way people invite you to shit anymore if you act like that every week.
J U S T
>Why can't I just find a girlfriend playing vidya?
why can't you keep your head underwater for 30 minutes? You'll only find out by trying. Just like finding a girl playing vidya.
How exactly does one try to find a girlfriend playing vidya?
your hand
Shut the fuck up faggot.
>woe is me I have people who want to broaden my horizons
You're a fucking idiot. Go cry somewhere else, pussy.
youre supposed to go out and party and find a bf/gf/waifu/husbando in your youth and then resume playing videogames after you accomplish this
>mfw recently forgot that all girls in college have a boyfriend
haha OOPS
My city has a gaming bar. It's a great place to meet women using Mario Kart or Sm4sh + alcohol as an ice breaker. See if your city has one OP.
Although now I'm dating a non gamer so I pretty much just go to wallop people in Smash and Mortal Kombat all night.
>those nerdy losers are Chad and Stacey to OP
Holy fucking shit dude, your standards are a new low even for Sup Forums.
>hey user come to the bar with us tonight it's %CURRENT_DAY%
>no thanks
>why not? all you do is play videogames and stay inside like an introvert
>i am an introvert and i really dislike the noise level in bars and outside on Friday nights
>oh...
This is how I do it. Can't stand loud noises desu. Makes me almost psychotic.
>i am an introvert
he actually says this the absolute madman
>when you drink the non-alcoholic bear to have a distinct advantage over the competition and make the drunk girls think you have hyper-fingers of vaginal explosion
>Why can't I just find a girlfriend playing vidya?
Normal human beings have more than one interest.
Harry Potter
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Holy shit I have not seen this in YEARS
What is wrong with what I said?
>tfw can't drink cause of meds
I just tell them I'm busy
>Come on, user! Come drink with us.
>tell them my liver can't process alcohol and I'll get very sick if I drink it
>we could get high!
>tell them my liver can't process THC and I'll get very sick if I drink it
>well, we could skip the party and just have sex, user.
>tell them my liver can't process sex and I'll get very sick if I drink it
>think
But user I DO have hyper fingers of vaginal explosion
You can get a girlfriend doing whatever you want, if you're well dressed and physically fit. But the problem is that getting fit takes blood, sweat and tears.
Looks like all you have is tears.
I'm pretty sure he has blood and sweat, too. user. I mean, he's a person. Like us. We have all those things.
I'm fat and autistic and I have a gf. Stay cucked gymcel.
Back to /fit/.
Y-yeah, just like us.
If you go on twitch and look up girl streamers with super low viewers you might spark something with someone. If it worked for me, it'll work for you.
I never said fat people can't get girlfriends. I said that being fit and well dressed makes it really easier to get one.
The type of people that complain about being lonely on Sup Forums are lost causes though
Sex is overrated
Someone's gonna call bait, but I agree 100%. I'd rather play vidya any day. Girls are a hassle.
>Get invited to a bar
>Order a drink without alcohol
>Get mocked for an hour
>Never come back
Don't even try if you can't stand alcohol.
>user, want to come to the bar with us after work?
I don't drink
>We could hang out and get high
I don't smoke
>What do you do for fun?
I mostly read
>Oh
I bet OP is from /r9k/.
>he doesn't get high and read
Missing out, young nigga.
>make conscious effort not to fit in
>why dont i fit in, those stupid normies just don't understand me i am le intellectual
>What do you do for fun?
Do you know what taxidermy is? Well I mainly just jerk off.
>can't stand alcohol
Is this a meme or something?
>You have to drink and smoke to fit in
Maybe everyone else is wrong then. If fitting in requires jeopardizing my health partaking in substances I personally dislike using, then fuck fitting in.
People are fucking retarded. I hope humanity burns itself to the ground. Homo Sapiens was a mistake.
im gonna take the bait and pretend this is serious.
you cant live in your house forever, or at least its unlikely you will be able to and even if you could you shouldn't.
you should go out and learn to communicate and socialise with normal people. get a gf, a real gf who you can have a physical relationship with.
one day your body will kick in and say "why the fuck are we not smashing pussy everynight" and when that happens you will want to go out and get girls but you wont be able to so you will have to resort to looking online and hoping to score a date with some ugly mental bitch.
>Drinking and smoking like a degenerate is required to fit in
Fuck off.
have an excuse next time.
i actually like to get drunk because it makes me have fun and makes me much more friendly and sociable but i cant drink most the time because i drive and to bars and legally can not have a drop of alcohol.
So just do acid.
dont get a gf user. you think you want one now but once you've had one and you lose them you will want them 100 times more than you once did.
>One day your body will kick in and say "why the fuck E wet not smashing pussy every night"
No it won't you fucking retard.
>you cant live in your house forever
I have legitimately not left my house in a full year. I have my groceries delivered and I work from home. Everything feels like a nightmare.
Might as well ask here before 404.
So i have 3 friends. They started smoking weed daily a year ago. I joined them in this for a while but i want out of the weed.
Now i haven't had contact with them for almost 3 weeks as i am trying to better myself and staying away from weed. But i'm having a hard time finding new friends.
Should i just give up trying to be a normie and join my friends again? I've actually been able to start getting fit and i feel great. I don't wanna lose my friends but really all we did was smoke weed and watch movies/shows together. At least i could relax and have fun around them. Now i'm feeling better but lonely.
tldr. Feel better and lonely or feel like shit and not lonely?
>MFW I like going out with friends
>But I don't like drinking
I just don't get the appeal of alchohol
DUDE
What if I can't have alcohol due to a medical condition
yes you fucking retards
have you ever had a job? sometimes you have to drink with your boss or coworkers, or are you just gonna tell your boss you are too intellectually superior for that?
Oh, I've had one. I now want one 100 times LESS than I did before.
jacking it doesnt work for me much anymore. if i watch porn and it looks like the couple in the porn are actually in a relationship it hits feels harder
i cant watch girls on their own unless they are really convincing and i cant watch lesbian stuff because its visibly fake shit like scissoring most the time
>Come smoke with us
>Cant process THC
>Will get very sick if i drink it
Wut
I have to opposite of OP's problem
I want to go out but no one invites me anywhere.
it sucks that its so hard to find since its pretty fun
>I don't like drinking
>No problem user!
Have you ever had a job? Because I don't think you have.
then you had a shit gf. i hope the illusion that gf's suck holds with you
then you have a low sex drive from being an overweight piece of shit.
Order it online.
I wish it was. I've tried some drinks but I always feel ill after drinking them.
The taste doesn't help either
>used to think like OP
>one day grew up and realized that I need human companionship
youll get it one day, lad.
>Bro science
Retard.
>he takes everything at face value
drinking a beer with your boss is better for your career than not doing it
in japan you are basically required to get shitfaced with your coworkers every day after work
go out on your own to a bar where you know people your age will hang out at and get drunk and make friends. its actually really easy to make friends if you just introduce yourself and talk about stuff.
if you have shit in common then you keep talking to them make friends. add them on social networks and next time you want to go out invite new friends. i know that sounds hard and unlikely but it really is that simple
Take your unfunny shitposting elsewhere, newfag.
>that feel when you're high and the author begins going into detail about how inertial dampening works as well as its effects on its passengers who are actively awake and not cryo-frozen
That's the point that EVERYBODY seems to miss. Both sides of the image has always contained "tfw no gf"
Good thing I don't live in Japan or work in an industry where you need to get drunk with your boss if you want any job security.
Fucking idiot officecuck.
Try mixed drinks.
Screwdrivers are pretty easy for people who hate alcohol. If a normal mix still tastes bad, just put in less vodka, and drink more overall.
You don't have to drink to get drunk, either. Just get buzzed and when you feel sick, just stop.
Going to bar is fun though. You get to feel funny, laugh and just shoot the shit. Go home, shitpost drink plenty of water and knock the fuck out
that was just one example drinking to fit in in normal society you turbo autist
you can go have fun with your outcast life of miserable sobriety
nah man i got that both say tfw no gf. im just saying that jacking off doesnt get rid of the feels anymore
>You have to drink to fit in
>Not being a degenerate normalfag is misery
Retard.
this
dear god never cease yourself from being ignorant because of your one sour experience
ignorance is bliss is no joke, just wait until you actually find someone who is a genuinely enjoyable person
Im dating my white mage healer I met in final fantasy xiv last year.
She is fairly timid but she fucks like an animal :3
>realised my dream of being happy alone is bullshit
>wish i could go back
all i wanted was to get laid and instead i got a gf who made me depressed when she dumped me.
is it irony that i was looking to fuck a girl but she fucked me
Right. You're perhaps the only person who has came to that realization (which is the point of the image) that I have seen in the entire time I have posted the image and/or seen it posted.
Congratulations on joining me in eternal servitude to wanting what we cannot have.
are like, 18?
>Alright have fun staying indoors
What did he mean by this?
>is it irony that i was looking to fuck a girl but she fucked me
Nice articulation. I'll give you this amusing thing I posted in another thread on another board.
Females excel - let me repeat, fucking EXCEL - in manipulation and contain not a single rival to that throne. If you possess one modicum of weakness, any semblance of a chink in your armor, they will attune to it like a goddamn instinctive physiological response with the sole purpose of fucking your shit up as hard as they can for as long as they can get away with it. Morality is not a concept they fathom and their kind is controlled by an inherent parasitic sociopathy. Sincerely abhorrent creatures, a bacterial plague upon this sullen rock we call home.
yeah kind of
>Hey X
Fuck what you heard... it's what you hearin'
>are like, 18?
what?
I'll try. Thanks for the advice
>miserable sobriety
I'm literally the least miserable person I know. My coworkers are constantly bitching about everything and they frequently opine about how shitty life is, while I can't fucking wait to see what every new day brings. My room mate is so fucking miserable I think he might legit kill himself someday and he drinks constantly.
>Why must I go out to socialize and find a girlfriend? Why can't I just find a girlfriend playing vidya?
Are you literally so narcissistic that you can't sacrifice a sliver of your life enjoying something other people like instead of yourself?
You clearly don't deserve companionship if you're just going to take what you want and refuse anything that you don't want.
People are more complicated than their hobbies; just because you identify yourself by one doesn't mean everyone else does.
Do whatever makes you happy, user. More girls for the rest of us playboys of Sup Forums, right guys?
What about autistic girls? Or those who otherwise lack the capacity to do such horrible things?
Don't forget to drink lot's of water afterwards to counter dehydration so you don't get a hangover
you may be retarded then
>what if OP is a qt3.14 gamer girl who would have gone to a bar and met you at some point but you encouraged her to stay home.
but yeah OP said gf so obviously guy
Just be yourself :^)
>If your life isn't a never-ending wait until the weekend so you can be intoxicated for 50+hrs straight then you are a retard
Lmao
>i'm retarded because i'm the only one who is happy
I'll take retarded over depressed and miserable any day of the week my friend.
>Or those who otherwise lack the capacity to do such horrible things?
You're showing a chink, user. :-)
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