Is there a game where I can play as an obese person?

Is there a game where I can play as an obese person?

I remember making a fat character in Anarchy Online.

There's that green guy in the Wave Race games

Why do people think it's okay to make threads that pretend to be about video games?

I don't think anything sums up "land of the free" more than that.

theres nothing wrong with being meaty

How can you struggle that much to get out of a car and smile?

But seriously Doughnut Drake is what makes the Uncharted games worth playing and elevates them from being generic action movie schlock with quick time events.

San andreas

Came here to post this.

>anarchy online
BRO!
Atrox?
do you still have your Omni-tek issued Cabbage?

Overwatch

Sorry man, I honestly haven't played in 8 years, I barely remember any of that stuff.

Mad poorfag lanklet spotted.

You wish you could be that wealthy.

yeah, the devs really dropped the ball i think on new content.
It's alright man, they had 12 or 15 year anniversary recently where they let anyone play for free, but all the towns are inhabited by die hard veteran players
I'm kinda glad i stopped at 150 and got out before i got too invested to quit
sad though, i really liked the mechs and the random ass dungeons. i still wish i could go explore the world, there's so much i haven't seen of it

Except for them removing it in 4 since they were "above that now". The fuck.

Rip in peace doughnut Drake.

As a former fat fuck myself: it's a coping mechanism. You laugh at yourself and make jokes about it because everyone else is going to do it regardless - better to be the fat guy they laugh with than the fat guy they laugh at.

This guy might look happy and aloof but I guarantee he wants to die. You don't get that fat without severe mental issues.

"Damn, you fat CJ."

Jesus Christ, I can't begin to imagine living life while being so immobile. The thought of being so limited and uncoordinated is terrifying.

Also, if anyone was wondering this is the same reason Kevin Smith wears baggy jerseys and cargo shorts - you feel the need to cover up your fat skin so people don't laugh, and it makes you look slightly less fat.

that's not just being fat, something else has to be wrong with this loser

I realize most of his trouble comes from being too heavy to lift himself properly, but I can't imagine ANYONE getting out of a seat like that gracefully.
Unless they were five foot two, they'd just whack their face on the doorframe.

I get that, but you have to reach a point where you get depressed and struggling to get out of a car should be that point.

For me it was my belly hanging over the seatbelt. Took myself down to 8.6% bodyfat at the same weight. Gained a shit ton of weight again after 6 months from shitty medicine making me not give a fuck and already down 30lbs.

I move mountains in the face of self-embarrassment