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>Oh, hello! Are you here for the job interview? Come on in, take a seat. Let's start off with a few questions, shall we? What position were you applying for again? Why are you interested in working in the games industry? Why should we hire you? Do you have any past experience in the games industry?

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>those chairs
t b h i'd be embarassed to work wherever this is

I'd see those retarded racing/gamer seats and just walk the fuck out

>working in the games industry
I think I'd rather kill myself. You faggots are brutal

>Splash damage

Oh excuse me I seem to have ended up at at a shitty developer's office. How did that happen?

Well see ya guys. Good luck with um...whatever it is you're working on

I heard your looking for a Safety officer Ive got 20 years experience under my belt

That fucking toiletrol...

Why would anyone proudly display Brink?

Artist

I am already working in the industry

Because I make good shit

4 years professional, couple more doing level design for TF2

I think Dirty Bomb is pretty fun

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i'm brown. hire me or you're a bunch of racist soggy knees.

They're probably doing it ironically

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Ok, who are these jokers?

It sounds like an awful place to work

gross

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>Brink
>walk out

So they essentially want you to be on-call for the job to code 24/7 even when you're off the clock?

>better world pic
What the fuck is that thing supposed to be?

Why is there a roll of toilet paper on the boardroom table?

(You) in HSR?

its just marketing, probably by someone who doesnt know the first thing about coding but had a coder attached to them for the project to design a poster to hire would-be coders and they came up with that cutesy thing together

im guessing the idea is that they dont want you to regurgitate code from past projects or StackExchange, the want you to be original and optimize everything literally just because you can (which no coder has ever or will ever do lmao)

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>What position were you applying for again?
junior level designer/environment modeler

>Why are you interested in working in the games industry?
i like making pretty environments that flow nicely and feel that is an easier dream to make real as a level designer than as an architect or interior designer because who hires those fucks anymore

>Why should we hire you? Do you have any past experience in the games industry?
i made some shitty gmod, tf2, and hl2dm maps back in the day, and also some stuff for Marathon WAYYYY back in the day when i was like 8

This picture needs Harold

>Got first job two weeks ago
>dishwasher in pizza place
>just got first paycheck
>240 bucks post taxes for around 27 hours of work
>get payed about every other week
>living with parents going to community college so I can just save them up
Feels fantastic man.

Are you me?

Not having to pay rent/mortgage was the shit. Literally rolling in cash

Nowadays I actually have to budget myself

But it's a small price to pay for true freedom

This is San Francisco

These millennial fucks actually buy into these startup mentalities.

They make assloads of money but have no clue how to runs business and act like this is the cool thing to do.

Imagine a suburbanite barbecue. Five dads standing over a brand new shiny grill and have no fuckin clue what they're doing. They stare at the steak grilling, awkwardly at the grill waiting for 30 minutes, poking, prodding and waiting for one of them to say "I think it's done" before they remove the overlooked, dry steak from the grill. And when they cut into it they pat each other on the back about how great of a chef the host is because none of them know what a steak should be like and compensate with annassload of rub and barbecue sauce.

That is an Internet startup company.

Working at video game companies isn't that bad. Worst thing is crunch time sometimes, but I get time off for that so not that big of a deal.

>work as a QA engineer
>most of the day is spent doing simple test cases or running automated performance tests
>other QA guys are great, brought my friend in to company as well, so most of the time we are spouting dick jokes and puns
>each day we have one hour of play time with the whole company
>spend half of last friday using our VR lab to play around
>decent paycheck as I live in Europe and they can't fuck over QA (meaning I gotta be paid to software industry standards)

Life is good.

I can beat up everybody in this building therefore I'd be a good candidate to hire.

*racks rifle aggressively*

this is great

DX racers are uncomfortable as fuck. There is literally no reason to use that pillow.

> "What position?"
I'm more of an Ideas Guy. I was thinking head director, or something along those lines.

> "Why are you interested?"
Because I want to bring vidya (and I would call it "vidya") back to the real wizards, and say fuck the normies.

> "Why should we hire you?"
Because im the voice of a generation. Under my leadership, the studio will flourish as a leading developer in the world of vidya. Plus im handsome.

> "Any experience?"
I've completed every Soulsborne game. I dont know what more you could want tbqh familam.

>Cups inverted on the table

Why are white people so fucking filthy? I've seen you people wear your shoes indoors and on your beds, and now you are going to drink from cups that have touched a dirty table used by dozens of people and I would bet my trousers that you would drink straight from the tap too.

What is wrong with you?

>work 7 hours a week
>5 on Sunday
>2 on Wednesday
>Say that I work 4 hours on Wednesday because nobody checks
>$150 a week
Shit is good.

>muh rare steaks

fuck off

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I currently work at Square Enix JP how'd I get in here?

>240
kek.

when i got my first job, i was making nearly $1k every paycheck.
just like you, i was going to community college and living with my parents because the college was like 5 minutes away.

>Make 350$ a week working at a gas station after taxes,
> get paid every week too with direct deposit, so I make about 1400-1500 a month.
> rent is 400
> plus phone shit and gas and food and other bullshit
Life is meh
That is all.

What the fuck did you do for a first job? I'm making minimum wage.

>start master's
>get graduate assistantship
>10hrs a week at 10.25 an hour
>no taxes or anything taken out
>prof I work under already told me we're not doing anything close to 10 hours every week but to go ahead and put down 10 hours a week and she'll approve it
The only time we would go over is likely during exams/finals and when we begin research next semester so I literally get paid to sit on my ass. Feels great man.

So this guy goes through chemo, but then spends his last days immortalizing himself through stock images?
That's brilliant.

He probably got handed a job by mommy or daddy. I know a bunch of people who brag about how much they make by their own pluck, and invariably they were given a job by a parent or family friend.

I'm also a hick from Texas. I've got more guns than you can count just under my hat.

And I've built up a resistance to small caliber rounds by shooting myself

Are you somewhere where you have to have gas attendants?

Be retired. Make around 1400e month from being retired at 30. Own a company. Work around 4 hours a week. Life is great. The only shitty part is I can take from work like ~700e a month due to my retirement.

>work part time
>work around 45-55 hours a week OT
>make ~$700/week
>finishing college this year
>job lined up once im certified 65k/yr starting
ayy

Good thing we don't use small caliber rounds here.

Why does he have a gun

For your phone interview.

Hi,

I'm specialiced in test automation and DevOps. I have experience in developing and designing micro service architectures and test automation frameworks and tools. I'm good with automatic provisioning tools such as Ansible and vagrant, and virtualization tools like docker and virtual box etc.

I'm also fairly familiar with working with backend and server stuff, an am cabable of designing and building robust network backend software and hardware for your games.

If you hire me I can bring agile testing methodologies to your entire organization, help automate a big chunk of your manual testing processes and developer operations such as version control, building anf setting up development environments, saving you a lot in work costs.

I ask 5000 $ a month.

>going to college
>got scholarship that pays through first semester
>know a guy who works in the enginerring department
>got me a 12 hr/week job where I just have to scratch my butt constantly while people study me behind a one-way mirror
>350 a week

Ita so you can wipe your ass after shitting out a terrible triple a game

lol $5000 a month, you could easily ask double that.

>Mfw I got one of those chairs after going through 10 other chairs and a friend shilled one to me hard.
>It's the most durable and comfortable chair I've had.
They do look like ricer GAMER garbage and it's normally perfectly right to assume that's going to mean cheap quality. But I got an all black one and I'm happy I took the gamble.

Look at the shit being marketed to them

You can literally buy a monthly box that sends you razor blades, after shave, cigars, cuff links and all sorts of shit with instructions on how to bullshit like you know about those things.

Literally, they're buying grown-up starter kits because they have no fucking clue what they're doing.

Wow those sound like BIG WORDS

How does the title "Project Manager" sound to you?

>going through 10 other chairs

how fucking fat are you

Not where I live and with my age though. But with my dkills I know I get steady raises yearly so It's ok.

why are white people so inept, anyway? I've noticed a trend lately of average white people just being completely terrible at basically everything. unable to cook, unable to repair anything in their own homes, unable to conduct themselves in public, they cant even make a decent pot of coffee

white death when

You know you're doomed when companies are advertising job positions with indians.

web designer. got the job right after high school. i actually didnt start community college until 2 years after high school.

theres always that jealous faggot in these threads.
yeah, my mom works at a manager at a super market and my dad works at a bar. they totally somehow got me that job.

>5 cups of chai per day

le quirky coffee addict meme xD

Besides, why do faggots call everything chai and latte and frappuchino now?
Why the FUCK would you pay 5 bucks for a cup of COFFEE?
If you're so addicted to le epic coffee, just make yourself one and stop pretending to be an adult and "accidentally" showing everybody your fucking starbucks mug, you degernate piece of nu male garbage.


FUCK, those spastics are more triggering the deeper you dig.

>why do faggots call everything chai and latte and frappuchino now?
because that's what they are

they're faggots for paying for it but they're not wrong in their nomenclature

yeah keep going, yankee, im sure you think that anyone who doesn't have a 225k/yr job is just ~lazy~ and you totally didnt get yours out of sheer luck

>calls other spastics
>freaks the fuck out over people drinking coffee

Dude laugh all you want but I'm NOTHING without my cup of joe lol

Where am I? What am I doing here?

I had bad experience working with start-ups, so I ended up working at casino games industry. At least these guys know how to make profit.

>DC and Marvel on the same ad
REEEEE

"Chai" is an odd one, since it's Hindi for "tea." People seem to mean masala chai, which is tea prepared with honey and pepper, except that's not good enough, so it's really just a lot of sugar and milk and maybe a bit of clove and cardamom.

As for OP's question, the position I'm applying for is deconstructing the insane assumptions that underlie computer science. The only foreseeable deliverable is explaining exactly why artificial intelligence will never meet expectations and autonomous cars will be a disaster. Though since autonomous cars already get into an incredibly high number of accidents, that last one should be a walk in the park.

Chai isn't coffee

Hello!

I am applying for the position of ideas guy.

I have plenty of stamina so I have no problem walking around the office to everyones desk and critiquing their work, telling them what they should change, etc.

Why are niggers so racist?

different person here, but please, tell me how you get a 225k/year job out of sheer luck?

>61 hours a week

How disgusting. As much as I want to work in game dev, I love my job because it's laid back and not this bullshit unpaid overtime shit a lot of companies try to force on software devs.

I've thought about applying at a few of those places but I wasn't a fan of the shit they were working on. Feels like it would be pretty creatively dead.

>any business hiring a web designer straight out of highschool with literally zero work experience

Kek, you're so full of shit. Should have just said you were a pilot, it would have been more believable.

Source: 5 years in front-end development, 2 years as a UI/UX designer for an e-commerce platform. Literally nobody, not even podunk local startups, will hire anyone in the gd field without a portfolio and and often even a degree.

>can't find job
>live in over populated city filled with Mexicans like me

I just dont know. Going to a place and asking for a job or if they're hiring always goes bad for me. I've even called places after applying online and it just ends awkwardly for both of us

Jobs in the software field are around 20% actual skill, 30% networking and 50% luck / being in the right place and the right time.

im making a cup of coffee RIGHT NOW just to spite you hth

Not going to lie, I used connections. My friend is one of the managers at the pizza joint. Granted, I still had to go in, apply, check back weekly for openings, and the works, but it probably helped me a lot having my friend there.

And I'm still a little baffled at how incompetent some of my co-workers can be. I mean I'm not perfect either, but it feels like my dog is smarter than some of these people.

maybe those $60-100k/year jobs, but you sure as hell won't be getting $225k/year with luck, no sir.

Though, that is the actual reason to go to graduate school: it's about 20% classes, 30% research, and 50% networking. Or anyway, it's one of the last bastions of apprenticeship in the West, and apprenticeship is the easiest way to network.

Good, as long as you aren't taking Meth, those faggots make me SO FUCKING MAD

Aw. I like my steaks with some char and a lot of spices.

>be born into rich family
>get handed a job right off the bat as soon as you're 18 without even a need to go to school

I'm guessing you've literally not part of the software industry then?

There are plenty of lucky retards making that dosh in San Fran and having to deal with the stupid high rent. And I use lucky in the loosest sense.

Would they hire you even if you're a nervous wreck? Because that's how I would be at one of these every time.

>paying for coffee
>drinking coffee
>consuming that much assorted crap just to get caffeine

just fucking take half a pill, it'll keep you up the whole assuming you dont drink coffee like water

Our stock crew encourages caffeine pills and a shit ton of water to keep you hydrated, these fucking nu-kids just gotta have their Starcucks

SF is an outlier though, $225k is basically middle class there.

Also silicon valley isn't the only place where software companies exist.

I had a friend vouch for me a few months ago and I apparently scored the worst marks on my interview. My friends manager couldn't believe my friend would vouch for me.

I thought I did well. I haven't had a job since December last year and the holiday season is approaching again. It's absolutely terrifying.

This. All that work to get shit pay , get bossed around by neckbeards to then work 70 hours a week with no overtime just to shit out a bad game that gets a 60/100 on metacritic sounds like hell.

Glad I woke up from that shit before it was to late. Now i'm translating weeb shit to start localization

I live out in the farm near this federal min
Every other weekend the airplane flies out carrying a new shipment of moolah to the banks. But usually a good couple hundred thousands worth of bills end up falling onto my property from the takeoff from not being packed in correctly or whatever. So I'm living pretty comfortablly.

VERRY GOOD

>drinking coffee is about the caffeine

coffee is great because it's got a soothing flavor and warm drinks are enjoyable

also, "field coffee" is cheaper than caffeine pills by far. just take a spoonful of instant coffee and eat it. basically the same thing. I did it at basic during our big field exercise, it's not very enjoyable but it's affordable and keeps you from crashing when you gotta be up all night