THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A PERFECT GA-

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A PERFECT GA-

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Pity bump

the game had an interesting premise, but it ultimately became generic fps bullshit.

GAMES WHERE YOU CAN DO ANYTHING DON'T EXI-

you tried

YOU CAN'T SELL A MOVIE AND CALL IT A GAM-

Nice bait
But Uncharted is a nice movie tho
Kys

ACfag please remove yourself from the gene pool

Why is bayonetta on this list

All 3 are great games kys

I heartily disagree, but I respect your opinions.

@350594337
You dont even deserve a (you)
No reply for bad bait
Sage all fields

oh wow, it just clicked why all the elizabeth close up scenes they forced seemed so familiar
and 2 guns is still unforgivable

>Uncharted
Okay
>Xenoblade Chronicles
Questionable but since this is a bait thread...
>Bayonetta
u fukin wot?

>Bayonetta
look at the length of all the cutscenes. its insane

all Sony does is sell movies and call it a game. it's their second biggest market next to their weeb trash

that sequenece always makes me cringe when i replay hl2

these days, i just skip it entirely and go straight to the first combat map, you know the one, with the train "jumping puzzle" just after getting a pistol

RUN EVERYONE, CANDLEJACK IS HERE HE'S GOING T-

Bioshock games always have the jankiest-feeling controls. Everything about the way the mouse and keyboard moves the main characters is icky. I hate it. It's so weighty, slow and janky.

Wait a minute, that card.

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finally... a smart game for smart people...

Candlejack text does not hav

You don't put dashes at the end of Candlejack sentences you ne

It's nice to see Candlejack, one of the few memes normies never got their han

I will never understand how an entire development team thought this story was a good idea.
To sum the whole craziness up:
A crazy scientist woman creates a time hopping machine, which is so powerful, that it destroys the testicles of her boss. Her boss gets super-mad, because he wanted children, so he uses the time hopping machine to get one. Weirdly enough, no Comstock in no iteration of Columbia seems to have a child, which means that his destroyed testicles are a constant in the universe. So what he does is go to an iteration of the person he was before he got baptized. Since that version of him is a gambler and hobo, he just pays him a few bucks to cum in a cup and uses the sperm to make a baby, right? Nope, for some reason, he kidnaps his already born daughter. The daughter then gets locked up in a tower and becomes a wizard, while her father kinda forgets she ever existed. Meanwhile, science girl uses the universe hopping machine to make her own clone and fucks herself. Her male counterpart is the exact same person, yet he is acutally reasonable and tries to correct the mistakes they made in the past. Now they kidnap the father and help him to get his daughter back - which is pretty hard, because for some fucked up reason, he thinks he's a fucking mercenary about to kidnap a random girl. The actual ingame explanation for this is that the universe hopping shit is so absurd that his own mind has to fill in the plot holes. He doesn't just think a random stranger took his daughter, he creates a whole fucking story for it to make sense.
Anyhow, he steals her back, jumps through different universes for no reason, and in the end, gets drowned by his own daughter because he fucking sucks.

This probably makes a funny cartoon, but as a game, it's just weird.

>his destroyed testicles are a constant in the universe

/thread.

It at least makes sense for Bioshock 2.