Dont lie, you play with your balls or peepee when there's a loading screen, right?

dont lie, you play with your balls or peepee when there's a loading screen, right?

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>That sidelong peak at the screens behind the woman when he thinks that nobody is looking

Nope.

Sometimes I have my hand on my ballsack for no apparent reason though.

nah, I have my whole computer on SSD's shit finishes loading as I'm lifting my waist band to put hand down pants, so there's no point

from watching a few public masturbator videos i know that he is actually massaging his penis which is inside his hoodie.

well playing aint really the word. I think adjusting is what it is.

>Implying I dont do it while playing

nah

>not staying at a constant erection while playing for maximum difficulty
pleb

I pick my nose.

I don't play Video Games, so no, I only play with my balls or peen all the other time.

when i played msg4, i always fingered my pussy when there was a loading/install screenloading

old snake is so fucking sexy

i scratch myself yeah.
or readjust my ballsack from between my legs as it gets sweaty.

the fuck is with the trash lying around fucking disgusting

>mgs2
>mom took away keyboard to limit internet time
>open locker
>cute jap girl poster

I check my social media on the phone

The hell is happening with that pic?

I do pushups/situps.

I remember hearing that putting your hand on your balls is like a human nature thing to protect them.

Nope. I do drum on my belly or boobs though.

there's something not completely heterosexual with you if you spend your time playing with your balls

lol are you so afraid of being gay that you don't even play with your own body?
>ewww you have a penis, that's gay!!!

nice photoshop skilz

No.

...

>passively scratch my balls
>scrotum all of a sudden starts itching like fucking crazy
>have to keep scratching with one hand while trying to play game with the other
>it's worst in the crease between the testes
SHIT I'VE GOT NUT CANCER

I stretch my boy

Congrats, you're turning into Chris-chan

I scratch my balls and smell my fingers after

>your peepee
Why is a 12 year old girl asking about dicks on a middle eastern digital pastime census?

It's posts like this that remind me we're all mostly just saying dumb shit to make each other laugh here.

I poop in my undies while I play and sleep in it overnight and let it crust up, then i take the underwear off the next day and peel off the shit crust and paste it to my wall.

i'm touching my dick right now

does this meme has something to do with goatse?

That's just unhygienic

...

thanks doc

Kiitos, tohtori

Im a girl btw

source?

post underwear for proof

I touch my dick at literally any chance I get.

thats naughty

I swear every week I learn something new about this guy.

He's the gift that keeps on giving.

What the fuck man

don't mind me

post tampon box

You were too rough and irritated the skin

...

>To make each other laugh
I always thought it was spite to make people angry.

>furries

some loading screens are literally begging for it

For every serious paragraph you have to understand there are 10 paragraphs that are only pretending to be pissed beyond belief

Given the volume of posts you can easily find a serious man if you want to, but really if you get sucked into an argument here one of you is likely just taking the piss for fun.

I really wish I had not read that.

didnt he get butt cancer or something

Naturally, i don't know why he expected anything else though. Some things just weren't meant to be done by humans.

she's cute

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Are booth babes prohibited now in Americaland?

I recently love scratching my asshole and smell my finger afterwords ... Is it weird ?

Who the fuck was in charge of animating her hair?

it's a pc mod

i do

a lot

the hair animation on this mod doesn't work properly during the loading only but it works fine during the matches

Who is this semen demon?

>when it gets so hot during the day your scrote get stuck to the side of your leg and you have to grab the sack and stretch the thing off your leg

fuck summer

Ο γιατρός χάρη

Dammit Nick Bate I thought you were in prison

>Especially long loading screen
>Start to think about what successful people are doing right now
>Don't feel like playing any more, but continue anyway

How does a human being end up like this?

Its ok Kyle. We know what you've been through

But I'm a girl!

>5 year high school reunion is this weekend
>Don't want everyone to know how big of a loser I am
>sit at home halfheartedly playing vidya

Thats a cute face.... Sauce me babe

>ssd
>no time to play with my balls any more

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yeah me too, i can relate to this

>5y reunion
It's total dildos. Especially if nobody really did anything yet. You're not missing anything.

That or I sip some coffee, water, etc...

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No. Not everyone is a degenerate.

>grown man with a thomas the tank engine pajama

That wiener looks like a worm or something, it looks mutilated.

That's slav culture, respect it.

I do but only because the smell of my balls comforts me and let's me know that everything will be OK on the next level.

I just play with my used pooped diaper that I picked up from the dumpster and heated on the microwave to kill off the germs.

was it that microwave that did him in?

yes

>dont lie, you play with your balls or peepee when there's a loading screen, right?

nope, i do that when i'm watching porn.

For loading screens I just take some dumbbells and just lift them until loading screen finishes. Other times I do squats.

>its on the internet so its true
Hue

This

>that soul crushing feel when a girl you don't (really) know has a wardrobe malfunction and you contemplate whether or not you should tell her

>there are people who don't touch themselves at every opportunity they get

How does it feel to be a failed male?

>hi, your shirt seems to be on backwards
>ITS A FASHION STATEMENT YOU WOUDNT UNDERSTAND
HELP IM BEING RAPED

I snap my fingers, for no particular reason.

ah i love when pamperchu grosses out the newfriends

Didn't he get cancer or something?

yes

Pantyhose is top sex

agree