How can we save him?
I cant imagine going through something like this. My vision and hearing are pretty shit (thanks to pc gaming and years of headphone usage) but at least I wont go blind or permantely deaf. wish him all the best.
dayu sex
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Poor Joe, I don't like his reviews that much but he seems like a decent guy, hope he gets better.
>rare condition my eyes are going bad need surgery
>doesn't even have contacts or glasses yet
bitch please
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he keeps getting fattier poor angry spic
Time to collect that sweet patreon bux now that youtube changed policy
This, how can he go this long having known eye problems and never get glasses or contact lenses. Is he some kind of insecure faggot? Does he really think glasses are going to seriously ruin his image or something?
It probably aint bad enough yet, I don't know what disease he has but apparently it only significantly blurs at the end of a work day. Whereas people like me who simply have shit vision need glasses/contacts all day.
>Corneal collagen cross-linking is a developing treatment which aims to strengthen the cornea, however, according to a 2015 Cochrane review, there is insufficient evidence to determine if it is useful in keratoconus
Fortunately he's rich enough to afford useless experimental surgery
If it goes bad cant you blind too? if heard stories where people got that surgery to improve your vision but they fucked up and went blind in one or even both eyes.
>angry joe becomes blind joe
Imagine the meltdown.
Pretty much this. And its obvious as all fuck.
Somehow the other faggots who have all gotten sick are somehow still alive and kicking.
>jewario kills himself
>boogie will die before long
>pewdiepie loses twitter verification
>angry joe going blind
Fortune smiles on us all
kitty0706 fucking died. Edd died too.
>>pewdiepie loses twitter verification
he did it himself to make a video. He sadly didn't join ISIS like everyone's saying. I wouldn't be surprised if he did one day tho, he's swedish.
Literally who and who.
One was the biggest gmod animator around, the other was the biggest animator around when youtube wasn't still popular, he jumpstarted tomska's career.
Are you like 2 years old to not know those guys or did you start watching videos on the internet when it became popular to be a hip kid?
>gmod
And? A garbage game.
>animator
What one of those flash faggots who tried to be eagleraptor?
oh hes pretending to like phoenix wright now?
i remember when he claimed he was a long time fan of MGS having played every game. but then afterwards admitted he just read about them on wikipedia and started at GZ.
but this makes me scared. my eyes have gotten weaker and weaker over the years too. recently started wearing glasses which i think my eyes have adjusted to too much, now can barely see when i take them off
>Are you like 2 years old to not know those guys or did you start watching videos on the internet when it became popular to be a hip kid?
Wow you really scolded him there.
How does it feel buddy? You have been EXPOSED, you don't know SHIT about early youtube gmod animators, what a fucking uncultured LOSER you are.
Yeah, but I wouldn't let my eye surgery be done by some illegal spic with questionable papers. And the likelihood of some overpaid doctor failing an eye surgery is pretty damn low.
One of the downsides to being a gamer. I developed a lazy eye earlier this year. my right eye makes up for most of it luckily. I will most likely need glasses when I get them checked again in january tho.
>gmod
Oh nothing of value was lost. Autism simulator.
Oh boy you watch youtube videos. Looks like btfo.
He was around before anybody gave a shit about egoraptor.
Also, gmod animations aren't gmod gameplay videos, they're a fuckton more complex to do and it takes nearly 6 months to make a 20 minutes video that generates 0 revenue. Stop assuming shit and document yourself.
I'm blind every time I close my eye.
Please send money.
Thank you.
Who gives a shit? Angry Joe is literal cancer that enables SJWs. He was never funny to begin with but the nail in the coffin for me was his god awful rant about defending the litteral con artist known as Anita Sarkisian
are you retarded ? there are a lot of eye conditions that only impact your FOV not your actual eyesight.
spot the samefag
i dont mind glasses. i just dreadfully fear going blind.
but then you see older people who have played games all their life like jeff gerstmann and they dont have glasses
this all started when i tried to play kingdom hearts 358/2 days emulated on my laptop in college. couldnt see that small shit even fullscreened, played it all with glasses then got used to wearing them when reading, playing or watching anything for the extra clarity. cant go back now
Fuckin hell lads I was being sarcastic as fuck.
>experimental
Christ, I believe my grandpa had this shit at the end of his days. Couldn't even drive a car anymore at some point because of this black spot in the middle of his eyes (and I don't mean the pupil.)
>6 months to make a 20 minute video
Then you are shit.
having a bit of trouble
Deteriorating vision has very little to do with staring at a screen. Afaik the major cause for the current shit eyes epidemic is a lack of natural (sun)light because everyone sits inside the majority of the day.
Too much sunlight is bad for your eyes, but too little is also bad.
Looking at screens for a long period of time and damaging your eyes is a myth unless you have your eyeball pressed firmly to the screen itself and do not blink for hours on end.
You just have shit genes.
>I was only pretending to be retarded
More like you legitimately believe in everything you say and now that you've been torn a new one you initiate defensive damage control mode to save face.
Go watch you autism videos. You'll feel better fag.
>unless you have your eyeball pressed firmly to the screen itself and do not blink for hours on end.
i use a 42 inch tv as my monitor and its less than 2 feet from my face. also i wear glasses that magifies it into my eyes
Wow, a screenshot, it's not like I can remove any (you) from the image with 4 seconds of MS paint
>mfw my uncle had that (i think) and ive been told i am at risk of it too.
I mean if the surgery is replacing some part of your eye with harvested from recently killed gang members or car accident victims from LA.
as i understand it atleast and the reason was naturally the parts only be applicable the night of/day after they're removed from the body
If you seriously couldn't pick up any sort of sarcasm on what I said then I think it might be you who has autism. This guy saw the sarcasm, why can't you?
>gmod animators
A wasted amount of time, as you could have done a much better job with bleder using the same damn models and rigging.
Then again I don't give a shit about a "animator" who use 1 frame every 5 seconds to try and tell a shitty story.
Still does not damage your eyes.
You poor soul
>This guy saw the sarcasm, why can't you?
Meant to refer to this post, my mistake
Whether or not you like Joe, he makes honest reviews and doesn't deserve to go blind.
Not that guy but Gmod videos are sometimes really impressive display of work and actually do take a long time.
You have to animate with screenshots. Literally means positioning perfectly everything in a frame with multiple camera angles, making high res screenshots of them and make it look fluid enough. It's like stop motion, but you don't get to use your hands, only a crappy game.
20 minutes of video means that you had to position characters the way you wanted and make a screenshot for them several millions of times. Even if you sperg out and spend 24/7 doing that it's gonna take you longer than a month.
holy fuck i edited that terribly
im so tired damn son
Nobody understands what the fuck you actually want, nigger.
Maybe he'll finally be able to acquire some skill, after fixing his little fat eyes.
Weak little bitch should definitely get in the gym though, looks pathetic him trying to be serious whilst looking so meek.
I do like Joe for the most part. And he is usually spot on and honest with game reviews.
But I think he's really bad during the movie reviews. He constantly talks over everyone else and tries to sway their opinions, and really not that good at analyzing movies. Especially when you watch him talk about a movie, then watch Half in the Bag for the same movie. Whatever you think of Redlettermedia, its like going from watching a caffeinated tween to watching ebert and siskel break down a movie like scientists.
When he asks questions to his friends during the reviews he asks in unfair ways, maybe unintentionally. Like "what did you think of X? You didnt think he was so bad or anything right?"
"Yeah I thought he was ok bu-"
"EXACTLY. Whenever X was on screen blah blah blah: