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BAZINGA!

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Why do they do this to me

Here comes THIS boi

no
stop please

Feels bad man

you alien freaks are nothing but dank memes

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Life hurts, guys.

At least the owns of the Megaton Edition won't get the cringe version for free. Wouldn't want anyone to be tempted to give themselves cancer. Plus it would technically count as a sale for Gearbox.

Here's another one for my alien invasion fails collection!

So what happened to yesterday's announcement? I went to sleep.

just take a look around Sup Forums and take a guess yourself, but i'm sure you already knew what happened anyway

Nothing?

i didnt know there was an announcement, all i know is there is now a page on steam and it is releasing in 5 weeks for 20 bucks. it doesn't look that bad, it has many of the original developers for the new episode and the shaders aren't that bad either. im just hoping there aren't too many memes

Dicks out for Harambe

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come on now this is obviously a joke considering what he says after it
>ITS TIME TO ABORT YOUR WHOLE FREAKIN SPECIES
that whole video is ironic humor which is gearbox's specialty

YOU GUYS READY FOR THE NEWLY RECORDED LINES??

I USED TO CHEW BUBBLEGUM BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE ASS

>killing aliens almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

YOU ALIEN BASTARDS MADE ME MISS MY LITTLE PONY

>IM NOT THE BAD GUY HERE, I CRIED DURING MY MURDER RUN IN UNDERTALE

IM FAST LIKE RAINBOW DASH BUT APPLEJACK IS MY FAVORITE PONY

I'M WITH HER!

My wife would beat my ass if she saw how many strippers I have been paying!

GET OFF MY VENT OR I'LL HAVE YOU BENT

MY WIFE'S SON HAS BALLS OF STEEL

at least doomguy remains untainted

hell, bethesda made him even more of a badass

There's no way this isn't a quote from an actual gearbox game.

Gearbox can't keep getting away with this.
These guys can't live off Borderlands forever.

I just watched the re-release trailer thing, what's the problem? Sure the bullshit they added with text was wank but the game seems the same?

CHUCK KEKEM

I read this was going to have a full 3D remaster mode, have they shown that off yet? New levels are cool and all but frankly they rerelease Duke 3D pretty often.

I saw nothing wrong with their presentation. They literally just rerecorded all the old lines in higher quality.

They brought back all the people who worked on the original for the new levels.

Why is Sup Forums assmad about this?

meta

You think id and Bethesda could give Duke justice?

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$4 have been deposited

Cis, trans, Duke loves ALL the ladies!

Unless you can prove me wrong I don't see the reason to shitpost.

Are you just mad that it's gearbox?

any duke nukem thread actually triggers me now

because they nuked megaton edition out of the steam store so they could price gouge this new shit

people will overreact to anything if everyone else is too

>watch trailer
>no memes
>new levels
>sure the visuals are still dated but okay(???)


I have no idea what the fuck you guys are complaining about

they didn't nuke it though, they just haven't put it back up and there isn't a reason to when the remake will be release soon too

>Removed Megaton edition
>New edition doesn't even have the expansions
>BUT 8 NEW LEVELS

its being made by gearbox

>New edition doesn't even have the expansions
source?

$10 dollars have been deposited

When I asked Gearbox for a beta version of Duke3D, this wasn't what I meant.

This game is cheap and it's an entire fucking remaster with NEW content made by the original team. If this was some $60 bullshit I would agree.

Who fucking cares? Yeah gearbox are shit but they didn't show any memes or any of the shit that people are seemingly whining about. Okay I guess the Megaton edition is gone but if you already own it they can't take it away.

>he doesn't know

its GEARBOX Making duke nuken


because it worked realy well last time

The full 3D mode is just the Polymer option from eDuke32.

randy pls go

Fuck dude I've seen some epic posts on this board but this is just a fucking top tier. harambe would be proud XD

It's not an entirely new game though. I won't be buying this for sure because I already bought it however many years it's been ago since it came out, but if it's only 8 levels they have control of I don't see how it's an issue. They even got old level designers. The trailer had a line about abortions in it just fucking relax.

certainly more than gearbox

>Doomguy is untainted
>you can purchase new dances and colours for him as DLC

You are deaf to the sins of the world.

>they didn't nuke it they just took it down and haven't put it back up there's no reason to put it back up anyway when you can but the brand new remake coming soon

>I'm here to chew bubblegum and play Duke Nukem 3D

Seriously?

>Hope gearbox does something with the Duke3D beta content they've been gatekeeping.
>Watch Stream
>Distant hope of seeing betas
>Instead see Randy turn himself into one.

they didn't take it down though you meming faggot, its license expired and there is no monetary incentive to pay for a renewal if a remake is on the fucking horizon

Ok I'm sold.
t.horsefucker

>Duke: GamerGate? GamerGay!

REMINDER THAT THIS $20 REMASTER LIKELY WILL NOT HAVE LIFE'S A BEACH, DUKE IT OUT IN DC, OR NUCLEAR WINTER

is this a real line?

Reminder that you've been able to pirate the untainted original for 20 years.

DLC

LGR confirmed it, its in the first 10 minutes of the game

>LIKELY

Come back with a fact or two, princess

Fuck off Randy

Balls of steel? What is that?

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This is fake. it HAS to be.
It's confirmed, check the website.

>Sup Forums will defend this

Daily reminded that Randy Pitchford actually did this live on stream.

youtube.com/watch?v=_IPZTRCu664

Remember: this man owns the Duke Nukem license.

>Neo Sup Forums will suck this man's cock for SJWs

just nuke this board and my life

buh zeen guh

>Doom got a great reboot
>Wolfenstein reboot was pretty alright too

What went wrong with Duke?

This is false.

>dat bulge

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Gearbox.

So between Shadow Warrior getting a sequel to the reboot that looks and plays like Borderlands, and Duke getting his best game turned into some shitty cashgrab, which build franchise got it worse?

Gearbox.

i was staring at it for a good 15 seconds too when i first posted it. not gay just impressed, DUKE IS BETTER THAN ME IN EVERY WAY

Blood

Redneck Rampage.

I'd rather have nothing than what the others are getting. Say what you will about Blood 2, but it wasn't SW2 and you can get the original for 5 dollars.

this

[Duke Nukem voice] Cuck

At least SW2013 was a complete game instead of not even 1/4th of what it should've been and also didn't feature cutscenes where people would blow up because their invincibility flag wasn't set.

Fair enough, at least SW2013 was a good game

what a god

here ya go.
rockpapershotgun.com/2016/09/03/duke-nukem-3d-20th-anniversary-world-tour-announced/

pastebin.com/GjdTd9rA

>implying Gearbox would ever be that homophobic

what was the first expansion they are talking about? i didnt know nerve software made one for duke

Atomic edition, it came with a fourth chapter.
The Megaton edition was the Atomic edition with new visuals and mouselock plus 3 more expansions.
Also, it was 10 bux, Gearbox shit costs 20. Especially bad considering the new chapter will be the shortest one.

>You lived to see Duke become a cuck

The Birth I think it was called. I think it was a 3D Realms official expansion.