Dark Souls 3

LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE

Also Asses of Ariandel hype thread

i solod him at lvl 90 you scrub

he was one of the easiest bosses in the game

>first phase is literally poor mans kalameet
>2nd phase involves a piss poor combo of him, 2 charges, 1 air charge and a shitty spell
>OP has actually problems with him
Kek'd heartly.

he was fun, but gets easy after you learn the combos.

wyvern phase is disgustingly easy senpai

>but gets easy after you learn the combos.
HOLD THE LINE. Did you just explain vidya boss ever? Soulsfags are so pathetic.

I beat this on ng++ solo with an ultra weapon get gud

>webm is also me wrecking a shitter for free

>tfw you can solo nameless king even at console grade 30 tears per second on your potato rig

Use the shield from the Dragonslayer Armour's soul.

Hang back instead of hugging his ass like most souls bosses, the only moves that will be a threat then are his pokes and dashes.

The souls fanbase sure is the worst.

Can't wait for you guys when Nioh drops.

At least xbox and pcfags will be filtered out

>r1 shitter vs. hornet ring/caestus shitter
both are faggots

Looks like you were getting anally wrecked until landing a lucky parry

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He's not even that difficult.

I'm garbage at these games and I managed to beat him by myself by 2 handing the Ultra Greatsword. Took me like 9 or 10 tries but that's because I suck.

actually i was afk eating and watching for someone and this fucker fog ringed and snuck around the entire perimeter to backstab me. you can see how well that worked out for him.

>stop using what i dont like its not fair!

>Console only

So it'll be just as worthless as BB and Des? That's disappointing.

What good is a game if you can't play it?

>thinks nioh is going to be great
>thinks xbots and pcfats are the ones needed to be filtered out

how many never ever threads are there going to be, with literally nobody talking about the game and just goldface.jpg's being posted?

if there is any fanbase that needs to be filtered out of the souls community the xbots and pcfats are last on the list

that's not artificial difficulty, souls has plenty examples of it why did you choose this?

>thinking a shield will block against a giant toxic gas cloud

Retard

What's the difference between ghost and fire?

Who the fuck summons for that boss

>Dark Souls 3 webm
>Parry hornet ring one shot shit

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

God this game is literal fucking garbage. .

Ghost probably might miss or be affected by armor too.

>Standing in a cloud of gas that was vomited by a giant skeleton boss kills you
Omg! how wouldve anyone knew that its was gonna hapen?!?!!!?

The hardest part was depth perception because of the damn clouds.

Anyway, I beat him to death with Demon Fists and I've never felt so good.

>caring about pvp

I honestly found the dragon a million times harder.

NK is piss easy if you stay away and bait the dive attack that leaves him stunned for two seconds. I beat him the third time I got to his phase.

The dragon probably killed me upwards of 50 times because I couldn't see what the king on top of him was going to do unless I locked on to him, which basically broke the camera when he started flying. That and I didn't figure out how to dodge the fire until way late in the fight.

Beat him at SL1 the other day.

Git fucking gud.

Jelly
Literally playing the demo right now
It's already better than souls mechanically
Fire does 150% dmg
Ghost hits twice, once for 100% once for 50%
100% crit chance with diamond or 4% instakill chance with death. Gjost/death best combo

>plays a single player game for the pvp

>100% crit chance with diamond or 4% instakill chance with death

That's not how math works.

>jelly

you forgot your gold smile

I like the idea of Nioh and the gameplay but the PvP is why I love Souls so much, and Nioh straight up doesn't have it. I'll probably grab it still but I can't see discussion on the game lasting more than a few months as a result.

Even Bloodborne still has semi active online, but yeah Nioh is gonna be a dead game shortly after launch

>muh spamable rolling, instant estus flask, low stamina consumption, wall clipping, parryable low health bosses, linear, asset reusing, limited build PVE masterpiece

>Not Haste + Diamond

Why are you talking about Bloodborne?

>dragonslayer axe
>luck parry
>hornet ring

t.scrub who makes webms of that one win after 10 losses

Anyone else underwhelmed by Ashes of Ariandel? It looks kind of "meh", mainly because it's the kind of environment we've seen already. I wanted something new, damn it.

still going to buy it day one

bloodborne isnt shit though because its not on pc

Poison is literally top tier. 1/4 of all hits paralyze? Jesus christ is that amazing or what?

Dark Souls 3 is Bloodborne, only designed by committee and made in a sweatshop.

Literal cobbled together trash to sell to idiots.

>Dark Souls 3 is Bloodborne
You could've just stopped right there.

I moved over to doing random invasions in Bloodborne. The DLC there is absolutely awesome, the weapons are all fun to use, and invading gankers is much, much more manageable than in DaS3 because you don't get stunlocked for 2 guaranteed hits and mobility is much higher.

DaS3 is boring as fuck already. I'm thinking about getting the DLC but I dunno, not much they can do about the boredom at this point. Build variety is actually less than in Bloodborne itself, which is an impressive and shitty feat to accomplish.

Even though Bloodborne suffers from a lot of Miyacuck's retard game design it is quite clearly a game that people wanted to make and put effort and thought into.

That's what I thought when I hit send.
You got a second 50 or 2 % chance.
Sorry friend.

Thanks. That's right. Never ever!

Idc fir Pvp. Souls is mainly a single player experience anyways.
The good thing about nioh is, is that it's fresh and new, the beta threads are already super comfy and people discover new stuff all the time.
The skill ceiling is higher, too since there are some insane combos possible

>spazzing out
Yeah if I wanted to look like a retard I'd go with that combo

THE SHIELD FUCKING BLOCKS LAVA while walking on it

Wait, seriously?

yeah it dimished like 80% of the damage and let you walks some time on lava.
it makes no fucking sense

I'll be disappointed if they don't add a dragon weapon that change's movesets in dragon form like the Beastform in Bloodborne.

except Bloodborne is actually good and not the same rehashed undead and fire linking asspull plot again

yeah but gas fills the volume of the container it is in, lava is only goes down because its liquid

They rehashed within the same game though with chalice dungeons.

haste+AP

>he plays Souls games for the plot

Kill yourself cuck

same setting, same boring weapons, same everything
DS3 didn't do anything original

so? optional content and bloodborne is longer than DS3 even without them

>a sequel has the same setting and weapons as the prequel

Whoa........damn........really makes you think..........

> optional content and bloodborne is longer than DS3 even without them
Only with the dlc, vanilla was like 40hrs without chalices dungeons.

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>Lol, you mad nameless ?
That shield made me walk in the park

death because im a gambler

>if I can't play it then it's shit

I'm terrible at judging distances in that fight.

That's because there's no real ground so there's no frame of reference to judge distance in, which makes it very difficult. It's just like the Four Kings.

Haste/Ghost + Poison
Curse + Blood/Spikes
Haste/Ghost + Drain

Broken things are fun

>Textures only get brighter or darker when reacting to light
>No shadows whatsoever
Dropped

You fight 4kings in 4d, you fight N.King on a 2d surface.

You really got to learn your geometry dude.

DS3 is 25 hours max

doesn't excuse it
did dark souls really need a sequel, let alone 2?

>Implying geometry has anything to do with this
You're a fucking idiot.
In case you're unaware, you don't actually see depth in a 2D image, so games have to use lots of tehcniques to give their games "depth." One of which is shadows. Which the boss fight does not have because of the ground texture. Not only that but because the ground is a bunch of clouds, which look very similar to the skybox, it looks like the characters are floating.
When you're forced to judge depth in a game solely based on the relative size of the characters, things get very murky, as that's not quite enough information for the brain to create accurate depth.

Will the DLCs fix magic?

>mfw trailer shows frost sorcery and I already have a 45/45 int/fth caster with crystal chime and pyro flame ready

literally 1st try
i swear on me mum
finished the game in 3 days, sub 30 hrs all bosses and half of platinum with no guides
what the fuck do i do now?

souls was my last hope of hardish games in a niche i like

ive played all of them and by sotfs i could play with no shield the whole game

had like 10 deaths in iii and bb and half of them werent even in bosses

what do guise?

any other hardish action/rpgs?

im too good for this shit

play on harder difficulities, your whole post is pointless if you only completed one playthrough.

>harder difficulities
its the same you idiot

oh boy ng+ boss has double hp , but wait, so do you

Try a level 4 run in BB and tell me it's the same game.

Pretty much. DS3 has the weakest incentive to play NG+ of all the souls games, which after what DS2 did is a bit of a fucking crime.

>level 4 run in BB
or 100hrs of rolling and slashing the same opponents

sorry buddy but if the content doesnt change/evolve i wont replay a game

maybe in two years

but i wont replay something when there are new games to play

BB bosses have the highest HP pool in all games. It was the first game that had the least amount of reused assets while DS3 copy pasted a 3rd of its weapons and armors.

>DS3 has the weakest incenctive to play NG+ of all the Souls games
>The only game that actually had changes in NG+ was DS2
What?
And speaking of 2 they were shitty changes anyway, honestly. It was a good idea but awful execution. Just like the rest of the game

killed all bosses first try except for sages, wolnir and twins
get on my level

ng++ nameless only took me 2 tries solo with an ultra weapon

I have like a 90% winrate in the pontiff dueling spot. I would fuck your shit up with a thrall axe no lie.

Yeah there are a ton of people like you guys. Just you are the ones unfortunate enough to not be good enough to profit off of it.

Remember when Souls threads were about actually enjoying the games and not about dick waving contests? Probably not since you fuckers definitely haven't played before Dark Souls on PC.
The PC port and "muh difficulty" marketing ruined everything.

Demon's and Dark Souls 1's NG+ scaled the damage up pretty hard to the point where it felt like you were starting over from SL1 again. DS3's NG+ is barely noticeable.

Nioh does have PvP though, just not in the demo.

I literally beat this guy first try with only one summon. He's retarded one guy distracts him and you can deal massive damage to his back. When he spergs out in the later phases just run around and let the other guy draw his attention again then strike.

>twins
why the fuck were they so kawaii?
>tfw no cute cripple brother to fight off invaders while you help him with your magic

i wish the developers did cinematics like this and ludwig's for all their bosses
ludwig's was top tier

no the souls series was doomed to begin with cause you have emotes in PvP.

Any game with emotes and PvP is automatically cancer because you get concepts like "muh honor" just because there are emotes.

Who cares about PvP though. Everyone knows PvP fags have always been a tumor on the series. But the full blown cancer didn't start until the game got widespread appeal for some reason.

i wish we could lothric's faith spells

Why was DS3 such a disappointment bros? The PvP is kinda fun but the bosses and areas were such a let down, never felt remotely difficult except for maybe Nameless King.

>Guy bows
>Run in and strike

Never gets old. Putting honorfags in their place is fun.

I had a lot of fun with it, I honestly think most people are just tired of the series by now.
It's a million times better than 2 which I had replayed right before it, so that might have had something to do with it. But I played through the game multiple times in a row and enjoyed it each time.

>yfw all the enemies it would be useful for are immune to paralysis and there's no pvp

>people like you guys
its not a talent that others dont have

if you played des,das,dasii and bb and you can't finish dasiii with less than 25 (and im being really generous) deaths then you have the reflexes and iq of a 100yo woman

its not that someone was really good at this game, its that im pretty sure there wasnt a single new boss mechanic that could kill you.

really? i think DS3 has too much bullshit in the areas yet easy as fuck bosses. the game was balanced by a retard.

try to tell me with a straight face that archdragon peak and irithyll are not remotely difficult

Curse / Frost best combo

Prove me wrong faggots

Not him but Irithyll isn't that bad. The pontiff knights hit really hard but they have no poise and their first attacks have a moment of windup. If you just run right at one and swing first you can stunlock it to death with one combo. Archdragon Peak has some bullshit enemies, though. Especially the dual dagger serpent men that gang up on you with their synchronized stunlock combos and ability to suddenly gain hyper armor to hit you out of your attacks while you're hitting them, they jump around like mad, too.

No it is definitely a talent don't unsell yourself, although not a really impressive one or useful one but hell take what you can get you were born with the ability to complete souls games easily, hell maybe that branches off to other games too.

But some people are born with the MLG gene which you guys don't have unfortunately.

>killed all bosses first try except for sages, wolnir
I've noticed others say similar things, and I'm honestly curious why someone like you can beat Nameless King without a problem but have trouble with piss-easy gimmick bosses like Sages and Wolnir that everyone else obliterates. Must be some psychological autism type thing.

I heard that KH2FM lvl 1 critical mode run is pretty good and very hard at the same time.