I'm the Lucio who jumps around the payload on defense, and laughs as six people try to feebly kill me, while my team picks them off one by one.
I'm the Lucio who pops my ultimate to save my team when you use yours.
I'm the Lucio who jumps around like a monkey, and gets you to have your back facing a cliff, and pushes you off.
I'm the Lucio you can't seem to kill. Just when you think you have me, I heal boost.
Why are you so angry?
Adrian White
44 hours of mercy here
Charles Campbell
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Nathan Mitchell
>I'm like a monkey Got that party right :^)
Joseph Adams
Someone post the Lucio HIV image.
Easton Wilson
You mean why aren't I? Because you aren't that good.
Henry Nelson
Anyone who has Hanzo in there top 21 heroes played should uninstall the game imo
Christian Cook
Because you're bragging about playing a character how 90% of people play it. That's why I'm angry. You're litterally nothing special your post should have stopped at >judge faggots Contemplate Suicide. I play Mei, Zarya, Ana most in that order. I rate you 1/10 because of that autistic exposition of yours.
Sebastian Wood
I usually play Spy, though Medic can be fun once in a while.
Connor Robinson
>playing Bastion more than Hanzo or Widowmaker Kill yourself, faggot.
Brayden Morris
Sup Forums will hate me.
Benjamin Gray
t. Shitter who can't kill Lucio, even as Mei. >yfw
>I'm the Lucio who jumps around the payload on defense
Fuck you asshole.
>mfw every Lucio on defense does this in overtime with 1.50 meter to go.
Logan Turner
What is this? Launch Day?
All the Def heroes are shit. Where have you been?
Joseph Watson
JUSTICE WILL BE DONE
Brody Anderson
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Gavin Nelson
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Cooper Walker
I'm assuming you like being a tank.
I guess you like Australia and/or Mad Max.
Seemingly a useful person. Also an annoying faggot Junkrat player who spams his grenades everywhere collecting eliminations left and right without effort.
Gavin Williams
name of site?
Owen Gonzalez
>healers are required >no one's willing to play support it's even worse post-patch mercy is in every game, and she's fucking useless
Noah Jones
translation: i play assault lucio like all the epic MLGs while my team dies all around and then i blame then for losing
Jeremiah Davis
>wait for people to choose >they chose dps and tanks I can't play other heroes than lucio and zen. At least I'm really good with them.
Leo Lopez
Please don't bully.
Luke Sullivan
I'm on PS. Mei was my most used in Comp, but I didn't really get into it after getting 57 in the qualifying rounds. I hate playing Dva & Junkrat, but I still don't have Dva's cute.
Camden Miller
I'm on the top 1000 Zarya players according to Overbuff.
Dylan Reed
I can't do it with Mei you're right. But I can do it as Z[spoilers]Ana
Luke Hill
pretty much, expect i'm bad i mean, lucio's hard to fuck up, but i can't play zen for shit
also >ok guys ill tank >picks roadhog
Michael Richardson
You hate aiming half the time
Joshua Johnson
I'll be your healslut
Ayden Torres
That doesn't mean shit
First, overbuff and such sites only get data from people playing it (and its like 5% of players)
second, mostly time played matter so you might as well be shit on her.
Ayden Harris
>40 hours Mei >Winston 24 hours Nigga what the fuck? Yeah I like being a tank. Winston a shit though.
Juan Nelson
Nope, I always try to stay with a teammate or on the objective. Just a Lucio player who knows how to defend himself and stop the payload.
Before I started playing Lucio, I'd always notice how no one ever tried to just sit on the payload to stop it. They would just try to kill the enemy team, or overextend, while one person moves the payload behind our backs.
Landon Gomez
Is this format from overbuff?
Jaxon Butler
>I guess you like Australia and/or Mad Max. neither, i just like leading shots and having great damage output
Landon James
Fucking healsluts, I'm the only pure Mercy player here, get out.
Gavin Nguyen
>Playing Mercy after the most recent patch >She's ungodly now >Pull mad resurrections, win the game with one >Get PotG three matches in a row >teammates lose their shit every time
Brayden Perez
I never see that many people good with Zarya, while I average around 2.6 gold medals a game, 66% winrate and calibrated as platinum. I do agree that it's meaningless using those websites as legit sources, but I'm pretty sure I'm better than 90% of the Zaryas I've played with or against.
Jeremiah Fisher
Sounds like you play in gold
Juan Collins
i get carried: the post
Justin Diaz
>I'm the Lucio that everyone plays Hilarious, I bet you barely go aggressive and shoot like they all do too, preferring to focus on your "epic MLG" wall riding thinking you're anything more than an annoyance on a point.
Aaron Taylor
If he was being carried, his team wouldn't die in the first place
Kayden Moore
How does their ranking system even work? For Mei it shows 99th percentile on all the average stats but I'm 7th percentile in quick rank. Am I reading it wrong, or is it only really factor time played?
Ayden Adams
I can't aim for shit
Jack Rivera
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Adam Sullivan
This is over the course of the past few days, my most played in the Season 2. What do you think, Sup Forums?