Lemons

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Wow much better than those Uncharted lemons. Is this the power of the NX?

How much did IGN get paid for this?

>this game has some nice lemons
>this game has some nice water
has the miiverse autism spread beyond?

inb4 lemon party

nintendo has a stupid obsession with realistic foods.
food is nice though

Paper Mario: Color Splash has the most realistic-looking rape you've ever seen

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I've seen real lemons before. To date those are still the most real lemons I've seen, sorry.

actually that some nice lemons

Why are you posting a girl who has never been raped?

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Well the game will leave a sour taste your mouth, thats correct.

you know why

Appropriate because my opinion of this series has been soured forever.

>posting 30Rock
I love you, user.

I’ve been thinking Sup Forums. When Nintendo gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make Nintendo take those lemons back! Get mad! Say, "I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?" Demand to see Nintendo’s manager! Make Nintendo rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your company down Nintendo! With these lemons! I’m going to get my engineer friends to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Something something chocolate?

ITS JUST THE FUCKING LEMON FROM PIKMIN

GIMME THE CHOCOLATE HISAO

Why are you posting a girl who has never had anything to do with lemons?

are lemons gonna become an EPIC ALL CAPS FORCED MEME WHERE YOU JUST CAN'T EVEN YOU'RE DONE YOU'RE FUCKING DONE?!
fuck you

they look straight out of Pikmin 3
true. That's weird

lemon is codeword for lesbian here in the UK

...so have a lemon replete with stomachbum

HOLY SHIT IT DOES LOOK REAL AND WHO THE FUCK CARES THAT IT IS FROM PIKMIN

>Thing cards may be the most charming aspect of Mario's latest 2D adventure

I know they don't mean it the way I want them to, but I'm going to interpret it that way anyway.

>Paper Mario gets into the next Smash
>His entire moveset is inspired by Color Splash and Sticker Star

I would laugh.

I've seen that episode like a dozen times I can't believe I never put that together.

That's so fucking retarded.

It's literally just pictures of food

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I'm going to buy 3 copies of the game and make multiple metacritic accounts, each time writing a favourable review of the game, just to spite Sup Forums, and to drive Paper Mario even further into the ground

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Lemongroup

Love you too user. Fucking great show

Lemonparty

Is there any variation between the effects of Thing cards, or do they all just do a shitload of damage?

This is going to become a fetish.

I'm gonna save a few of these for Wendy.

Actually that Lemon card didn't effect Iggy at all there. From what we've seen they usually fuck shit up but I guess some of them won't have any effect on enemies/bosses.

Underrated post

I can't believe how bad this game looks.

>le

>mo

>ncello.

>Lemon bukkake

I'll watch it

The food is literally from Tomodachi Life if you're wondering about this still.

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>stomach ass crack

hahahaha

Is this supposed to represent that the player is playing with real paper figures? But the regular game is in its own world right? So strange.

You would think it would at least cause blindness on the enemy, or at least wear out their paint job.

Oh my fucking god that is easily one of the most repulsive looking women i have ever seen

yeah and its called europe

>cause blindness on the enemy
In Iggy's case he's wearing glasses so it makes sense. It'll probably fuck up a different boss/enemy later (or rather earlier in the game since he already has a Lemon to begin with).

I hate how color splash has all these things, and instead of doing simple or even extravagant things with them, they just do random shit, the lemon is the closest one to normal

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>When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, "Whaaaat?"

>The fucking kitchen has more detail than any other WiiU game

Nintendo is dead.

>That part with the piggy bank

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Are you a writer for Gearbox?

Is this game even about Mario anymore?

Fuuuck why cant there be a country where being fat is illegal

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Thanks for reminding me how much I enjoy that soundtrack user.

they've had high rez food in melee already.

>lemon bukkake
wow

What a load of trash.

Who the fuck is even looking forward to this shit?

>almost 2000 fucking coins
It's like they are intentionally making the worst game possible

If she didn't look like your typical tumblrina, I'd fuck her belly button desu.

>2000 Coins
How about 6000+?

>when Nintendo gives you lemons...

nobody could possibly enjoy this

This is why ign sucks.

What if they're just photos of real lemons?

You ______feel sour.

i'm still fucking mad about the direction the paper mario series went in
it went from "fun rpg" to "nintendo's testing bed for ideas they're too scared to try in other games"

Yup, Color Splash looks like a real lemon.

It plays dubstep while the pig dances. I wish I was joking.

underrated

Nintendo stealing from LittleBIgPlanet again?

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I just... I just feel so defeated... why is it like this? What was wrong with the first two games?
Super Paper Mario wasn't even that bad, they wanted to make a platformer that time, okay, fine. The writing and characters were still funny.

They weren't supposed to know they were made of paper, it was just an asthetic. When mario acted like a piece of paper it was because he got severely hurt, or was cursed. In sticker star there are too many fucking paper puns and origami jokes in how things operate.

Don't even get me started on the toads, yeah I know they intentionally removed the charm of the game but why? Is this something only the west likes? Is paper mario unpopular in japan? I need answers.... I need hope... I need a shyguy partner.

There's no need to make up conspiracy theories or any other dumb shit.
This has a name.
Kensuke Tanabe, responsible for the direction change in SS and also Federation Force.

Fuck everything.

It also plays it when you squeeze/get a Thing.

lol
Portal memes xD

You want those voluptuous lemons to spray their juice all over your tender body, don't you user?

>LittleBIgPlanet
First time I hear about that.

Lewd.

Mmmm yes, squeeze that calcium all over Mario's filthy face

I'll buy the first game on the VC the day this shit releases, to send a message.

And Chibi Robo

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This one's my favorite instafeel youtube.com/watch?v=sobZhvXXsTw

They killed Star Fox, Pikmin and now Paper Mario...

Is anything sacred anymore?

>scrolling through the thread

Has Sup Forums seriously gotten that underage they don't know what lemons are, and what OP is probably referring to?

GAL-O SENGEN

>Pikmin
Pikmin is probably fine. The third game was just a few years ago so it's not like they abandoned the games long ago like Metroid & this new one is clearly a spin-off since it's not named Pikmin 4. Give it time, Pikmin 4 will come out one day. Now the quality of that spin-off is up for debate.