This motherfucker has been sent to kill your ass

This motherfucker has been sent to kill your ass

The main character in the last game you played has to protect you

How fucked are you?

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What if the last game that I played was Doom?

The last thing I'll see is the failed attempt at hitting Doomguy with a flash grenade.

Unless she sings him to death, pretty fucked, yeah

I think i'd be fine

Faggout 4

EZ

Okami.
Doomguy is fucked, Ammy is basicly invicible and even if he got a suprise attack using a bfg she can use the food stored in her stomach to revive herself

GTA V-Michael
I'm downright fucked, aren't I?

>My pink hair gnome rogue

Welp

I think Master Chief could hold his own . Probably lose in the end though

Demifiend.

Well, I mean, he's a powerful demon who commands other incredibly powerful demons.

But killing demons is what Doomguy does best.
Granted, these demons are nothing like Doomguy's ever faced, but still.
I'm pretty fucked either way.

>Implying anything can stop Doom Guy
>Killed Satan by himself after wading knee deep in a sea of demon corpses he left behind
>The only way the legions of hell could stop him was to contain him
>They tell dark tales of this motherfucker destroying everything to their demon spawn, he's their boogeyman
>His suit has somehow been modified by the bloodshed to be far more durable than any standard marine armor, and only responds to his presence. The suit does not work function with any other human being

youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0

DOOM is pretty fucking rad

Who's the main character of WoW? It's the player?

>needs to pop behind a wall to regenerate his shields
lol
halo is a fucking bitch dude

>kirby

I'll be perfectly fine to be honest familia

I was playing Doom 2
What happens now?

How fucked am I?

>Geralt

Abuse Quen and Igni. ezpz

D44M Guy is just a more experienced Doom Guy, so he'd probably edge it out.

Persona 3 MC, and based on how Doomguy normally treats doors... outlook not good.

>Terra from Birth by Sleep

Terra has done some crazy shit but so has doom guy.
I might be fucked but I don't really know.

>sent to kill your ass
>sent

Nobody can "send" Doomguy anywhere

I'll just sit here and chill while he dismembers whoever tried to tell him what to do.

I played TF2 last, as a scout.

I'm fucked, unless I can take a sip of than invulnerability soda and book it out of there.

>outrunning doomguy

>CJ
Nigger can't even follow the damn train, how the fuck do I expect him to protect me from Doomguy?

Geralt of Rivia is my only protector.

>Doom guy comes to kill me
>Geralt taps him on the shoulder
>Axxi level 3
>"You should fuck off back to Mars, Novigrad is only for people over 5'8"
>Doom guy turns around and walks away

>L4D2
So its just 4 plague carriers fighting against doomguy?

I imagine it being like Killing Floor boss but with no way to win and no other enemies

>implying he can reach hans while hes 5k meters up in the sky

One reason I really like doom is that its a game with absolutely no shades of gray. You are a one man death machine since pretty much the first fucking visit to Phobos and you are killing nothing but the definitely bad guys.

I feel like Doom 3 forgot that a little in its effort to worldbuild. Let other games worry about that, we're fucking here to kill the demons.

I'm not entirely sure Doomguy would wait for Geralt to say that.

But then again power levels are always bull shit. Know why? because the real winner is always whomever's canon the battle is taking place in.

If we're in hell Doomguy is going to fucking win even against powerman. If this happened in fucking Novigrad I think doomguy would be confused enough for that to work.

Thank goodness I'll be saved by the power of diversity.

Nah just use his ability and whip out a minigun

>Sly Cooper

Ah fuck

hell was diverse
once.

>Comparing SMT demons to Doom demons
Don't be ridiculous. SMT demons and gods are the ones that actually do all the insane bullshit from creation myths and more besides. Some of them can destroy and remake universes in the blink of an eye.
There's no comparison.

A limited use shield and a short range flame attack against a guy that makes ursain bolt look like a snail and that has a shitload of big fucking guns

...

I have the Arisen. Might be a good fight

What the fuck is that scope?

>Adam Jensen

He didn't ask for dismemberment.

Why are giant flying penises in the background?

I think I'm good.

The Exile from kotor 2. Doomguy might be tough but he would meet his match vs. a Jedi of this level

If a space marine with his demon friends can beat some fucked up god-like entity, then I'm sure Doomguy could at least put a dent in some of said demons (if not more).

>Monster hunter
full geared hunter using adept LBG.
I'm not fucked at all.

hahahahahahahahaha

Get Fucked

THERE IS A FUCKING GAME WHERE A VIRTUAL DOOMGUY DOES IN FACT COMPLETELY WIPE THE FUCKING FLOOR WITH THE DEMONS.

and provide tasty vended treats to his party members

I'm pretty sure you're fucked, considering even with asspulls Batman can barely put a dent in Darkseid's plans, let alone harm him.

Doom Guy took out the first and second invasion forces of hell by his lonesome and literally killed Satan.

>bad rats show
Uhh

>If a space marine with his demon friends can beat some fucked up god-like entity
The space marine in question got help from a god-like entity first, without it he couldn't do anything.
The space marines who didn't get it were mauled in an instant by demons they couldn't even detect or touch.

you will

*I'm about to get fucked

>Not sure if trolling.
They're Barrage Balloons. They were tethered to the ground with metal cables so as to make it difficult for aircraft to strafe and bomb ground positions.

Yeah, but see: Vending-machine-kun wouldn't have gotten anywhere without the Demon Summoning Program.

So my bodyguard is doomguy but dragon, with magic and better guns, including both tech and magic nukes among other things?

Doomguy is so fucked.

Well, last game I played before DooM (2016) was Portal 2.

At least I can get teleported away from him, right? guys? right?

I'm in this shitty Doom wiki right now and I can't find any reference to Satan or Lucifer.

Was he ever really a character in these games? Let alone a boss?

Neptune at level 999 with all Lost Purple Armor,and the Mecha Nep Blade
At the very worst i'll have time to run away

Poor Doomguy. Reimu's a ruthless bitch.

He couldn't even fulton doomguy, you do not want that thing on anything like a PMC base using dimensional technology. That's like fucking candy to him. Jesus I mean it even has heavy weaponry and secret stuff lying around. UNF UNF UNF


Yeah but while doomguy is considerably self-augmented he would struggle without his tools of the trade too. Don't get me wrong I think SMT Doomguy would probably lose to the actual one, but hell they wouldn't even fight each other, we'd just see the end of Yahweh and Lucifer in some kind of reverse rip-and-tear true demon ending.

Ripper roo, unless the straightjacket is removed. im fucked.

>The game originally was going to be a CoD
>The backlash was so hard that made the DOOM comic into canon
>Has kinda always been canon, the Doom Marine was incredibly pissed because they killed his bunny pet
>D44M thrashed everything away and started from scratch, and made every game before canon, making it more awesome
>Fuck morals
>Fuck half assed storylines
>Here's Doomguy. He's strong, angry and pissed. And it's YOU

This was the best move they could have ever done. It's power fantasy done right.

Has Satan ever actually appeared in any Doom game? It would be a cool way to end the franchise if that ever happened.

Shit I a have no fucking clue..
youtu.be/agBdkmz4nGA?t=26m45s

Dude, Doomguy might be one of the must ridiculously overpowered bastards ever, but Master Chief is not only as overpowered as him, he also has something that would give him the edge in any fight, even against gods and such: luck

Motherfucker has so much fucking luck that Doomguy's shotgun would just break when he tried to shoot MC

Ha has so much luck that if he was going to loose something weird would happen and an slipspace rupture would appear out of nowhere, absorb Doomguy and disappear again

Fucking Master Chief

>Don't get me wrong I think SMT Doomguy would probably lose to the actual one
In a scenario where SMT Doomguy doesn't get the DSP or regular Doomguy gets instead, maybe.
But the vast difference between demons of the respective series means regular Doomguy is fucked under any regular circumstance.
Like, The Great Will can blink and erase the universe Doomguy currently occupies from outside all innumberable cosmoses. Or whatever the plural is for that.

Some of doomguys weapons are hitscan. Every Touhou is dead

I think I'll be fine.

HEEHUAHAHAHAHA

He means the Icon of Sin

It's not "Satan" in name

They called it the Titan in the new one, or at least it's one of the names thrown. Maybe it's another giant ass demon.

>luck
user, that's called plot armor

Dwarf Fortress, just like last time.

I drop him into that game's version of hell and build a lava chamber with no exits.

>Planet buster tier

I'll be fine

Pity. Any other Touhou and it might've worked, if the firepower had actually been strong enough.
Fantasy Heaven is too stronk.

> muh master chief.

Master Chief is a gimp compared to Doom Guy, let alone the Doom Slayer.

That would be something to see.

I think it's kind of lame that the new Doom treats Hell more like an alternate dimension than the actual biblical Hell.

Forgot to add on the better than 40k Space marine power armor, with built in BFGs and artillery strikes, to go along with all the other normal boosts like strength.

Yea I'm good.

Yeah, usually, but some genius at Bungie thought that making the plot-armor canon through saying that Chief is hyper-lucky was a good idea

>Quake Ranger

WELL WELL WELL

I think the Ranger, who's basically Doomguy, would pair up with him to fight Demons and Old One spawns.

The Ranger lends him his axe and the Doomguy lends him the chainsaw.

Angry Bird will save me

Not fast enough senpai.

It was always that way

But it does treat it like hell. Flesh pods, demons, scriptures and stone tablets, ominous chanting etc.

I think I am safe.

>Master Chief

Am I the only person who thinks the 'Master Chief' is the worst named character of all time. I genuinely thought that Halo was a Japanese game and 'Master Chief' was some sort of translation fuck-up.

Ranger/Slayer teamup when?

Reasonably sure they are the same person, or somehow channel some kind of universal force since Wolfenstein 3D. Either way I really want to see a Wolfenstein that slowly segues into DOOM. Nazis and demons are a combination that we need.

It was not the Christian Hell in the originals either, but they did tone down actual satanical imagery

Actually, the demons are modelled to look cool rather than gruesome spawns of pain. Doom 3 had more "EWW THAT'S FUCKED UP" imagery than this one.

Still they did an excellent job.

He's got the touch
He's got the power

didn't know my ass was sentient

doomguy could without a doubt 1v1 a space marine
maybe even 1v1 a terminator

but a grey knight?
or even a grey knight terminator?
doubtful

Master Chief Petty Officer is his rank. Master Chief is just a short way of saying his rank, or just saying Chief. It's borrowed from the US Navy.

I think you are hopelessly fucked.

It's not a name, it's his rank in the army: Master Chief Petty Officer.

Name's John-117

Bend over you shitty nu iD fuckup

Didn't Matt Ward quit? You've lost your primary source of mary sue power. Then again, its not like the Grey Knights are short of that in a universe filled to the brim with Mary Sue already.

Then again the baby carrier is still a valid model, so I guess Doomguy is going to die laughing.

It's about as much as a decent depiction of hell as what was shown in event horizon.

Classic Doom did it better, even.

> Master Chief Petty Officer.
Doesn't sound so fucking epic anymore really.