CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
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The Germand Shepard.
Which one is the diplomacy character?
>Police officer; also comes with dog
Why would you pick anyone else?
The dopey looking one.
Let me guess. They all jews?
>Not choosing the cop
>Tfw you can kill people and get away with it
>Tfw you become part of the biggest gang in the United States that loves trafficking drugs and violating human rights laws
I'll take Reborn Minh
>caring about being edgy over having a doggo bro
>They call me Coach!
you know who
>mfw these guys are all undercover agents working for a secret government and you would never believe it
Black guy with glasses looks fun.
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White hair is best one
>That Ult
>Those combos
>That SPEED
literally unbeatable
>not playing as the businessman
>not hiring the top lawyers after murdering your opposition with hired assassins
Literally the most overpowered character in the game. The police officer is overpowered too, but he drops off terribly after the early game.
White-hair guy. I like my characters to look like smug schemers.
>not choosing wong and dong
What message was this poster attempting to convey in this post?
>hot white woman
living life with cheat codes on
there's no hot white women on there though
>police officer
>comes with free german shepherd
mmmm yes
I like to main the black guy with the glasses. He's the best casual filter character.
>Less health than white characters
>OP yet tough-to-pull-off moveset
>God-tier ultimate
hi Sup Forums
>Playing this meme game
there's no hot women on there period
2nd row, 3rd from the left
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Did you seriously save a screencap from a jack black movie
My nigga
Dude stop talking shit on BLM
White hair guy in the middle
Look at the fucking determination and confidence that man has
You know just by looking he's got options for combos and can do things people won't expect of him
>implying I play vanilla characters
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Who else read this in a lisssssp?
Jack Black is awesome, and Elmo is a cockblocker
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>not choosing based dog
>not choosing to meticulously clean your own penis with your own dog tongue
So many plebs here
i choose the doctor on the top 5 over
>putting patients under
>doing unspeakable things with their unconscious bodies and my hilariously obvious toupee
>feed diced up bodies to copdog
His range is dog shit! You need to pass whatever it is you're smoking.
No skill fucktards need to spam projectiles to place in locals.