Ignore the bird tits

Ignore the bird tits.

If you were given a 10 million dollar budget, the best computer programmers, level designers, music composers, etc what would be the dream game you always wanted to create?

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but what are birds?

Too late, it's bird thread now
What are birds Sup Forums

star citizen

No no

Fuck you

Birbs are great

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The most balanced, unique, easy to pick up, hard to master fighting game.

>10 million dollar fighting game
The character designs better be the most fucking amazing things ever.

forget birds

a game about bird tits

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Touhou x Metal Slug

Bird tits are very important.

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If you wanted us to ignore the bid tits you wouldn't have posted them. Post sensible, non-shit-posty images OP.

Action Adventure. Kind of like Dark Souls but with more emphasis on boss fights, large levels to explore, towns for downtime, some traditional RPG type stuff, but no levels or grinding.

Then I'd have randomly generated dungeons for post game content, a "dimensional rift" area where you can refight bosses.

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I'd awoo this dog if you get what I mean

Stop lewding Okuu.

BERD

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Monet is next strawhat

Command and Conquer Generals 2.

>No EA fuckery and f2p bullshit.
>Proper campaign.
>Crushable units

>Lewding 2hus

Changeling the lost game to serve as a spiritual successor to vtm set in Portland during the early 2000s. Also I hire Carrie Brownstein as a va because of the Portland connection and because she's my musicfu.

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Grandia 1 but with skippable dialogue, cutscenes, and battle animations. Or just quicker battles, somehow, like taking out the quote they have to say before they fucking do the move every time.

>If you were given a 10 million dollar budget, the best computer programmers, level designers, music composers, etc what would be the dream game you always wanted to create?

An MMO space colonization game

>first person only, even while piloting
>mix of hard science fiction and 1960-70s space aesthetic
>one solar system
>ships and space stations made of modules you put together at dockyards
>zero gravity unless your craft/station simulates gravity with rotating modules
>life support and computer systems have to be maintained
>fires put out by hand
>no neon shit
>characters have to piss in space toilets
>no flying around like it's an airplane
>establish orbits
>make planetfall and build settlements or industrial areas
>player run factions
>combat would be like submarine combat, with missiles instead of torpedos
>building war infrastructure like drone reserves and comms or recon satellites

Sort of like a first person only EVE with way more realistic ships and way less edgy culture.

>used to be friends with this giant-titted girl who would invite me to her place all the time
>would smother me with her boobs and grind on me for hours
>once came and had like 15 cumshots

boy do I miss her

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Christian MMO but with an actual Hell

An open world single player Superhero game where you get to create your character and choose your power set and looks.

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I want it

Best idea so far.

Mission Hill: The Game

MMOs cost way more to produce than just 10 mill. You'll need to spend at least 8 so it won't be DOA.

A sandbox game where you are a detective in cyberpunk Neo-Tokyo.

>single player
>MMO

I think you need to read.

music waifu
not jobfu
not endearing trait fu
just ________ waifu

A game about being a regular guy in a fantasy world like traditional Final Fantasy games, but where there are large monsters like Monster Hunter that are hunted by humans much like whaling. Your father was a hunter, so you grow up to be one to. The game is just about surviving day to day on the wages of a guy who hunts, which isn't much until you hunt bigger things. I'm trying to find a better way to explain why you wouldn't make that much, did whalers make much? You must spend lots to be able to hunt, but you have to pay for food and housing and everything. You also, chose between old style guns, melee weapons, and I'm not sure if it should have magic in it. You also have a female partner you hunt with, but at the same time you have a wife, so I'd like some kind of romance thing going on too between choosing between the two.

Basically, a fantasy hunter life simulator, but different from Monster Hunter.

>Implying flight and super strength isn't OP
Gut outta o' hear wit dat shite gaym

Holy Shit! You guys got 7's!

Something cheap, keep the rest of the money, invest in a real company.

Warhammer 40k Inquisitor game in the style of mass effect where you play a newly promoted Inquisitor who has to choose his path in the galaxy. It would have multiple systems, each with their own plots and mysteries to uncover, which would lead into uncovering that Eldar because Chaos is overdone is behind it all

She also pulls double duty as my jewfu.

Who cares about all that in a single player game. Just fly around and do cool shit.

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So a Monster Hunter game with Rune Factory social sim elements?

Put some more Sup Forums stuff in there and I would give my left nut for that game.

>Ignore
>tits

Kind of, but I want it to have a really cool style to it, like Granblue Fantasy. And I want big game hunts to be cinematic multistage hunts, unlike Monster Hunter, and more like Grigori from Dragon's Dogma. I had the idea of hunting a giant snake creature in old mining tunnels, and at one point, you get into a kart and it's chasing after you in the tunnels, stuff like that where each hunt is designed, unlike Monster Hunter.

So Time Crisis?

A world rpg/strategy game based on Temujin (Genghis Khan)

Post birds

good
bad
the worst kind of awful generic garbage you'd expect from a weeb

No, it's closer to Monster Hunter, I just want some hunts to be designed to be really engaging. I love Monster Hunter, and I want to make the hunts more multistage like Grigori was, he's my main frame of reference for this. I don't know how you got Time Crisis from it all.

Dark Souls

Yggdrasil

An Elder Scrolls game but actually good.

I've spent nearly 3 years on and off typing up a design document for such a game just for fun and it's currently over 160 pages long.

Right now i'm enamored by the idea of a Matador Action Game

>Set in a slaughterhouse-themed hell
>You play as a dead matador
>You havr been tortured for decades but after some shit happened you finally take a stand against the forces of hell
>The gameplay is kinda like Playable Sam in MGR
>focus on taunting and dodges.
>Able to cancel most your attacks in dodges and taunts
>most of your enemies are big heavily bull themed armored creatures and while you can break their defences by repeatdly beating them, if you taunt the enemies will get increasivly angry and their defences will weaken into a point where you can basically OHKO them
>Four weapons:Sword and cape/two knives(fast attacks and lunges, dodges work like Raiden dodges)/Staves(long range, lots of trips, dodges send your character airbourne)/Puppet(Human sized magical female puppet. You dance flamenco and tango with it, focus on debuffs)

Beat em up with the most beautiful sprite work imaginable.

If I pulled that crystal off would it hurt?

So.......this. ...is the power......of perpetual virginty....my god

The lack of enemy variety makes the game sound boring af.

I would want to do a Fantasy RPG Lifesim game. Like a mike of Animal Crossing, Fantasy Life on 3DS, and Stronghold or another game that lets you build up towns. The main gameplay changes with what profession that you choose. You can have multiple characters and build a functioning city and economy by creating commerce between villagers. Or there could be a singleplayer or story mode where you choose 1 or 2 professions and play through with a town of NPCs. Eventually some quest would happen, ideally there would be multiple story campaigns you could do on different playthroughs. Maybe have drop in multiplayer in some quest instances. Like you have to escort a trade caravan and other players act as thieves to steal it. Or other players can set up merchant carts to sell goods or building resources to other players.

Main thing is to let the player choose whether or not to be a chosen one or regular person so you can just do a comfy life sim or play a story.

a good videogame of E.T., so good that will make the film look like crap.

It'd involve birds
Not even trying to be funny here, it'd have something to do with flying and shit

My nigga

I would hire an actual artist to do the pixel work, like a really good pixel artist.
I would have you play a Japanese man who smokes, but he lives in Alaska.
The game takes place during the 30 days of night period. In his small Alaskan town murders have been happening during the night, and people think it may be you. Basically you collect evidence to prove it's not you, instead of just trying to find the murderer.

If you talking about the "most of your enemies are big heavily bull themed armored creatures" bit.
Thats just means that appearance wise the creatures would kinda look like bulls to fit with the Matador aesthetic, and to show that they are generally stronger and more resiliant than the MC.
In the ideal world there would be changes on how they would attack and move and whatnot. I just didn't spend a lot of time thinking about it

Like for example some are very fond of charing form the beginning, some have ranged attacks and only will truly charge at you when you goad them, some are glass cannons with no armour and whatnot.

I didn't even read past the ignore bird tits part.

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Heres my idea
It's an Ace Attorney like game.
>You're a super corrupt politician who has no beliefs that dies and goes to hell
>Hell is actually super bureucratic and ruled by a Senate made of the most powerful and influential demon.
>Someone saves you from eternal suffering and you have to uncover this political conspiracy involving heaven and hell.
>Lie, cheat, bribe and blackmail you to thw top of the Senate.
>First half of a "case" is collecting info and contacts about the bigshots
>Later half is a climatic phillibuster where you have to convince them and their parties using all you colected to answer to your demands while maybe becoming a better person

Some user suggested the name "Capitol Hell"

A game where you're an alchemist and you make your own throwing weapons of experimenting with chemicals.

Owls are the best.
Birds who are bigger bros than Owls don't exist.

So like Atelier games?

Threads of Fate 2. Not sure who all I want on the crew besides Junya Nakano, maybe the original writer and director. Probably keep it low poly 3D but with better textures. Basically more of the same but bigger and better.

I wonder if Squeenix would sell the rights.

>boy this totally won't be an annoying soap box for the creator's own political views

Yeah, but first person and not weeb.

Can I steal this idea from you user? Sounds fun.

The fact that the game is set in hell means that you can fuck with every political school of thought because everyone there would be horrible people from the start.

>first person
sounds like a shit game.

This thread needs shark tits

>shitting on the only one with lateral thinking

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Is this the bird thread?

I'd take the ten mil and run away with it homie, I'd be set for life, invest and shit

>First person
im guessing youd add an entire section of mixing potions, mashing shit, extended animations of picking flowers and etc?

I could see this game as great if you make the enemies optional. Like a dragon on top of a mountain or an huge ogre in a cave?
If enemies were common itd be a shit show of hogging materials.

Anyone know what that brownish yellow thing on the bottom left corner is? I notice that every time I see that picture.

Are you going to make it a reality? I wanted to do the game a lot of justice if I did it, and actually try to come up with a good way to explain the wasn't you. I may have different endings, and unless you do everything perfectly, it would just get off, and if you did everything perfect you could find the actual person.

I'd give it to Vanillaware and say "go nuts".

Yeah, exactly how you described. You'd spend time as a regular alchemist, selling things, mixing things, hiring people to try your potions, stuff like that. The enemies would be there to try different potions you make that have lethal effects.

Ace Combat x Macross

Now that would be a fucking solid game, user. Unfortunately it wont come true anytime soon.
;_;

A literal artistic cuck.