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The faggot who owns it chimped out and wrote a cringy song about a twitter argument he had while sucking up to feminists

That should tell you all you need to know about anything he has control over.

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DUDE TRUMP LMAO

Duke Nukem didn't deserve this...

It's a sad day when a company has to ape saints row to sound hip.

Now wait a minute here.

It's the 20th Anniversary of motherfucking Duke Nukem, and they're even releasing 8 new levels designed by the original creator, yet no one is talking about this.

In fact, more people are talking about that one bigot song instead of this announcement. What happened, man? Did Duke Nukem Forever hurt people that badly?

Gearbox shot themselves in the foot and that drew more attention.

This commercial was inoffensive.

Randy plz. Bring back Megaton Edition and have a new episode as $5 DLC, then we might talk.
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>It's the 20th Anniversary of motherfucking Duke Nukem

Technically, it's the 25th but just like Fallout started with 3 and Final Fantasy with 7, Duke started with 3D.

All that tells me is that he seems like a genuine guy that takes a stand against sexism. That just makes me want to buy everything he's put out.

Randy stop.

>remaster of a game that's been out for 20 years and has already received several remasters
I can't think of a more boring project.

>hookers in 2016 are innoffensive.
Check your privelegfe, shitlord.

>350697674
>all these replies and no one mentions what happened prior to this being anounced

BUT THERE WAS A HOOKER
HOOKERS ARE A SEXIST INVENTION BY THE MALE PATRIARCHY
HOOKERS DONT EXIST IN REAL LIFE

Maybe they understand that the joy of duke is him being an over the top parody.

> 8 levels
> 20 bucksaroids
Loving every laugh

While that was cringy as fuck, it wont necessarily mean that the game will be shit, especially since the hookers and shit still seems to be in the game.

However, it was an asshole move of them to remove Megaton edition from Steam and try to bully the guy working on a cellphone version of the game.

If the game does turn out to be good, as in that the new levels and content is good, I will consider to buy it, if only to show the retards that this is what we want, not shitty nu-male games.

Reminder: Gearbox also owns the rights to the Homeworld franchise, which they haven't raped yet!

You think they'd throw that shit in the trailer?

>Rerecord all of Douk's lines in a higher quality, disinterested voice when everything else is still lower quality and even more muffled when even a Doomer found high quality versions by accident
>Gearbox trying to fuck over with 3D Realms for the rights for Douk, as well as the eDuke dev
>Anniversary edition runs on a modified eDuke with higher system requirements than Crysis
>Very likely has gutted out any mod support
>Doesn't come with the expansions
>Twenty american claps

Randy can suck a dick, I'll wait for the maps to get ripped and then play them through another means

I hope he does not get Blood next

Its a safe bet for them, need to recover after Blunderborn

>Randy can suck a dick

but he actually sucks dick

>dook
>parody

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

> Remove Duke Nukem 3D from Steam
> Release a Sourceport for $20

Is there no level of Jewery that Gearbox will not succumb to? Holy shit.

>record scratch and wolf whistle sound effects in a 2016 game

RP does it again

>vocaroo.com/i/s1Vzg92DMev1
the actual game looks shit with the new lighting too and it doesn't include the old expansions like megaton did

The thing is, who the fuck would buy it, anyway?
Almost everyone already probably has either the Atomic or Megaton edition by now or would torrent either or buy the latter from keysellers.
The only guys I can see buying this is LGR, the guy who rips the eight new levels and whoever buys it in a Humble Bundle in one or two months.

people will rebuy it but it's really more of an excuse to release it again on the newer consoles

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He didn't write the song you stupid cuck

He just sang the song.

Pretty sure this thing says it's the 20th for 3D and not Duke in general.
You know that this version has completely redone audio and what not. They didn't just take that version and make 8 new levels.

>let's not include Gearbox's massive fuckups in this list
>including the one in the very same series

>buying a port with less content than the port Gearbox forcefully removed from the internet
>buying Gearbox games
>any year

Source for 80% of this shit?

What song?

>20 euros for a 20 year old game (coincidentally Duke Nukem Forever is also 20 euros)
>only 8 new levels
>didn't even bother to improve the sprites like Smooth Doom
>doesn't come with Life's a Beach
>has higher requirments than Crysis

I'm sorry but I don't see how this could possibly be worth 20 euros.

>Very likely has gutted out any mod support
it has workshop same as megaton so modders will have to release a workshop compatible version like before
anyone who cares about mods will be using eduke though

Why do you keep posting the same thing over and over?

>Gamergate? More like Gamergay!

>You lived to see Duke become a cuck

>blow it in my ass

Because I stand by it?

>has higher requirments than Crysis

I thought you were joking, but then I looked it up on Steam. This is amazing.

>A Modern Duke game would be castrated from day one.

>same game with more levels and better textures

why do Sup Forums hate it again?

GORZINGA

Welp, I guees now is as good a time as any to set myself on fire.

Cause it's by your shit company, Randy. Blow it out your ass.

Game devs need to stop sperging out about Trump, it's embarrassing and will make you look even dumber when he wins.

Because despite having new levels, it has less levels than the port Gearbox just took down earlier this year

WE

Because it's 20 euros/dollars with no discount for owners of Megaton.

Reall it's amazing how Gearbox just can't stop digging their own grave. This was a chance to earn some goodwill from people if they released it for free or at least with a discount, like 75%. For fuck's sake the Bioshock remaster is free for owners of the original.

I like duke 3d and all but. WHO FUCKING CARES. This game's been on almost everything from SNES (there's a beta, look it up, it's kinda neat) to fucking GAME.COM to now PS4 with little to no gaps in between. Who even cares about the game at this point? I'd much rather have forever 2 than the same game I've played a million times over.

Every thread
youtube.com/watch?v=4Ywa3MpxVyg

>SING ALONG
>silence
Jesus Christ

Items 1, 3, 4, and 5 can be gathered from either the store page, looking through game files, or actually playing that version of Duke. The other stuff is just the guy memeing although he has every right to do so what with this new port's release wiping out the Megaton Edition from all purchasable outlets.

Why are game developers so addicted to making asses out of themselves in the most cucked ways possible?

>Battleborn
One day Randy will look back on all of this and laugh.

Randy Pitchford on a live stream got out his guitar and sang a song about bigots and gamergaters.
>no one likes a drunk unless he's buying
>no one likes a bigot unless he's crying
>btw feminism... is... awesome

>calls out "biggotry"
>making fun of buddhists
What the fuck, no self awareness beyond words

It should be obvious to everyone that "tolerance" and "social justice" are just bludgeons to hit people they don't like with.

SJWs are opportunistic parasites, the vast majority of them don't believe the shit they spew. It's just a convenient tool for them.

>$20
>for EIGHT levels
LOL, no.

Also I haven't given a shit about duke nukem since duke 3d, and I probably never will.

It's dead, Jim.

The "nobody says hello when they're goodbye'ing unless they're hawaiin" part was kinda cute.

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If anyone buys this you are literally saving Gearbox from bankruptcy.

Don't fucking do it.

Imagine being so analblasted on twitter you sang a song to thousands to people trying to defend yourself.

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Gearbox is a cuckner company. I'm not surprised they emasculate another franchise. I wish they cucks would just go bankrupt.

I grew up with the King so it pains me to say this, but I really need to say it.

Duke Nukem was always obsessed with what was "with it" at the time. During the '90s that "with it" happened to be huge muscles, dark sunglasses, being super macho and being surrounded by sexy bimbos. He was a product of action movies and the sort of stuff a man at that time would find cool, this is obvious to anyone with a brain who was cognizant while playing.

But the times have changed, and unfortunately what's "with it" now is being what can be uniformly (and accurately) labeled as being a cuck. Memorizing all the "right" ideas and opinions from your social media feed and being a snarky, witty* self-righteous douchebag about it defines what the cool modern male has been for the past few years, and probably a few years more. It's only logical Duke and the people behind Duke would try to appeal with this. Why wouldn't they? It's "with it."

Say what you want about that being fucking shitty and not worth supporting, you'd be 100% right. But you can't say it somehow goes against what Duke was because, at his core, Duke was always a pop culture whore and reflective of demographics at the time. This is why characters like Doomguy will always get more respect. They're not products of their time, even if they adopt newer conventions. Do not mourn for Duke for he was always dead.

Anyone have the Duke .grp and .rts files for EDuke32?

Nice bait. Now go play Serious Sam for a real manly experiance.

>literally saving Gearbox from bankruptcy
>when they have borderlands

We all know they'll release borderlands 3 and retards will eat it up. They aren't going anywhere, not unless they stop borderlands for good.

Since Anthony Burch isn't going to be writing it Borderlands 3 might not even be asscancer like 2 and TPS were.

>mfw Duke fans are so retarded they'll likely buy this
If this sells I'd completely loose faith in the fanbase
Everyone like LGR is hip to defend it
Meanwhile fanbases of other games made Silent Hill HD and DmC DmC sell poorly because they were either poorly made or scummy.
Gearbox is the definition of a horrible company who seldom are involved with anything worth your time or money.

Did you see the writer for borerlands 3 at the gearbox twitch stream? He's basically burch 2.0.

This is so not true. He was into all of those stuff not because it was part of the times, but because he loved it. That sure as hell wouldn't change now. Stop trying to justify garbage.

nope. gearbox deleted them

Duke was made to be what was going on at the time. He wasn't made to be "what's it" in the sense you're suggesting - a polymorphic meme machine, like a T-1000 terminator that changes its shape and catchphases to suit the times.

They have an Ash vs Evil Dead tv series(hail to the king baby), did you know that? Ash too, by the time of Army of Darkness, was a "what's it" kind of character. Do you know what the TV series did? They looked at why people liked this shit to begin with and went "don't get cute, don't get "hip", can't help that the guy's older now, but we just want to make more of that, in current day."

That's why people love that new show, but feel like they have to vomit when they hear about shit like you're saying.

>no duke3D with true 3D visuals

when??

Hold up? So It's ANOTHER remaster of duke 3d?

yes.

DUKE3D with 3Dmodels when? should i make some?

Isn't that the Battleborn guy?

HRP/Polymer thing exists, and they look mediocre

Eduke with the High Resolution Pack. Been around for years.

Thanks for removing the Megaton Edition, Randy. I really hated having an alternative.

NOBODY

ONCE

TALKS TO ME OR MY WIFE'S SON THAT WAY!!!

Replaying Duke Nukem Manhattan Project now.
Say what you want, that game is fucking comfy.

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>You know that this version has completely redone audio and what not.

No? Even then, that doesn't have to be a good thing.

youtu.be/ASYRgHcNXVo

They should call him Randy Pitchfork because his career is done.

Dudes just google, literally every GRP is okay as long as it is Douk (of course you'd want the 1.5 Atomic Edition GRP).

Pic related, it's me and my babe.

>paying 20 bucks for another DN3D """remake"""" that won't allow mods

I already bought megaton edition, I ain't buying this shit

Ash vs Evil Dead is pretty good. Comes back in October, right?

As far as Ash's character goes, they did the safe thing. He's still a badass when action is going on, but they play off all his old-school conventions as something to laugh at or roll your eyes at and not something to celebrate.

Cuck Nu-man DoublePenned

Did they intentionally process the already lo-fi monster voices with the "sound from the bottom of the toilet" filter? Just to show off the high fidelity of the Duke's re-recorded grunts a-la "Ugh I'm fucking cumming from this fireball taking off my 5hp"? What the fuck? In the end, it all sounds worse than the DN3D I'm playing now.