ITT: Bro-tier devs

ITT: Bro-tier devs

>Awesome game
>Only $30
>Cheap DLC that adds real shit like nightlife, snowfall and snow mechanics, and now natural disasters, along with some free DLC and updates
>Modest system requirements but looks really nice

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It's like 7 dollars right now was thinking of getting it but I pirated it already

don't forget
>get bored after 6 hours

when your income stabilizes and you start earning millions, city expansion becomes boring.

>bro-tier
>charging for content that should be in the game
:/

CDPR and Witcher

>The greatest game maybe of all time (hurr no it's not) shut up child
>No DRM
>Runs fantastic and looks good
>Geralt
>Both DLCs are massive
>Countless patches even over a year later
>On sale constantly
>That opening bathtub cutscene

>playing city builders to beat them
you're supposed to have autism and build cool looking cities asshole

Even with all the DLC, the game is still under $60.

If you're bored then you're not playing. There's no challenge in simply setting up a functional city. That's never been what even Simcity was about. It's about efficiency and aesthetics. That's the actual gameplay, newfriend.

You should buy it if you think we need more games like Cities and less like Simcity.

A "bro-tier" developer:
>Releases all extra content for free after initial purchase
>Makes sure no bugs are present in their games

eh

ok

I'm going to buy it

Does the deluxe verison come with all the dlc? It seems like in insane bargain for 2 extra dollars since they cost like 5 each. I can't tell because it doesn't have it's own page it just says DELUXE so wtf does that even mean.

when the challenge stops, the fun stops.
After 6-8 hours it gets repetitive and I don't have enough of the autisms to continue.

wow fuck that it just comes with 5 extra buildings that don't mean shit fucking paradox now I'm not buying their game ufkcingf jew rerwfdaereeee

>Makes sure no bugs are present in their games
This is what the retards on Overgrowth are shooting for and they've been in alpha for over 5 years because of it.

No. Just get the base game. The Deluxe doesn't include DLC. It includes 5 special monuments, soundtrack and artbook.

Then you wouldn't of liked Simcity 2000 either and aren't the demographic for this genre.

This.

I really like city builders, but they're just no good for picking back up. I hate coming back to a save and going "okay, what the fuck was I doing again?".

If only the gameplay didn't suck.

What's wrong with the gameplay?

I think it plays fine on a 360? What's wrong? Geralt still controls kinda shitty, but that's true for KB too.

cheap on steam right now and considering buying

is the deluxe edition worth it?

what's the deluxe upgrade pack?

convince me not to pirate it

>make sure no bugs are present in their games

Games guaranteed to never be released

MuHa Games
>Thea: The Awakening
>bretty good game
>they release all DLC for free, including MP
>offer coffee for coding DLC if you wanted to pay

I misread and thought you said "gamepad"

I'm tired.

He probably doesn't like that it's dance-based combat or whatever for Geralt, despite it being fine and true to the books. Rather have Skyrim combat or some retarded shit.

No. Deluxe is just some monuments, soundtrack and artbook. Get base game. Buy if you can spare $7 for based devs and if you want more games like it. Otherwise pirate.

cool

I think I'll throw them some shekels

The deluxe is not worth it. I just found it it just adds 5 monuments and art and soundtrack shit.

Also avoid the DLC's. The snow one apparently has you choose between eternal snow maps or no snow ever instead of it being a season occurrence. The night time dlc doesn't even add on the day and night system that is just free if you buy the base game it just includes a bunch of useless shit that doesn't do anything for 15 dollars though it's on sale for 5 which still seems like shit.

Bro devs? these guys are jews. Just buy the base or pirate and gtfo.

Am I the only one who read tities the first time looking at the thumbnail?

>Bro-tier devs
>paid mods

pick one

WHEN WILL SIMCITY RETURN TO FORMER GLORY
CITIES SKYLINES RUNS WORSE AND LOOKS UGLIER THAN SIMTRASH2013

>Brood war was a mod
>XCOM: Enemy Within was a mod
>Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare

Shut the fuck up, retard.

When EA isn't in charge of the game and Will Wright returns, so never.

Also how the shit does this game run badly for you? You on your grandmother's laptop? It's rec gpu is a GTX 660 for Christ's sake.

Are you pretending as if the game doesn't run like shit? Like it doesn't take ages to start and load even without any mods?

>gtfo

why so aggressive, bruv?

wanna talk about it?

>not focusing on design instead
pleb

>500000000000 quests
>99% consists of "skip through these boring fucking dialogues", "go here and use your witcher senses" and "kill these monsters the same fucking way you always do, no skill required no matter the difficulty"

>b-but muh engaging cartoon-for-2-year-olds-level story

How does it run after loading? When you're in game?

>Brood war was a mod
>XCOM: Enemy Within was a mod
>Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare

Those are all expansions you colossal retard. Cities Skylines has Steam Workshop content made by players that you have to pay for.

I think one thing that'd really make this game for me is a street view mode, let you drive around or become a pedestrian or something

>complaining about dialogues in an RPG

>Skipping the story
>In an RPG
>"Omg why is it so boring? What's going on? This story makes no sense, can we put cod back in?"

I fucking hate retards like you. You're literally "that kid".

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If you're not a troll I sincerely wish you to die of cancer ASAP so you can be free from your miserable, agonizing existence, in Hel, for eternity -- it'll still be less painful.

Never stable that's for sure. It'll start off great, and immediately drop frames constantly.

you still have like 1000 buildings available for free

>posting puppers

Aren't you late for school?

That's certainly not the norm. PC specs?

Yeah but omg the literally one instance of optional dlc means it's shit regardless of the thousands of free mods. SHIIIIIIIIIT

The genre is simply isn't for you. Tycoon games are less about being challenging and more about being creative.

There's no winning in this game, because it's not the point.

>99% consists of "skip through these boring fucking dialogues"
What is wrong with you? The story and dialogue are the main reasons to play the game.

is it really a good game?

Game is fun but the fact that they have started introducing paid mods is a bit concerning.

It's Sim City 2013 except good. But it's not 4000 tier.

does this game not have a campaign mode? used to be that all good strategy games (tycoons included) had a campaign...

The best and most fun part is creating a working public transportation system desu

>BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH drowners BLAH BLAH BLAH persons missing BLAH BLAH BLAH near river BLAH BLAH BLAH fishermen attacked
>now go fucking use your witcher senses for 15 minutes
>every
>fucking
>time

>main story is LUL evil 99lvl wizard kidnapped my autistic daughter-waifu
>LUL there is no story, just chase after her angrily and force yourself through hours of the most repetitive combat in the history of RPGs

>b-b-but muh scraps of norse sagas intermingled with the most elementary way to understand slavic folklore
>a 4 year old can literally understand 100% of all of the "story" in each quest

>noone has anything to say except giving shitty quests
>like three NPC in the wild to talk to
>fast travel only to signposts to force the pretense of actually being in a place worth exploring
>if the devs could prevent a fast-travel from anywhere mod, they would

LUL

>published by Paradox
Just have to wait 6 years until they finally finish with the DLC before buying.

>Townspeople are turned into magical pigs because they were cursed by stealing ancient elven gold
>A wizard's tower magically appears out in a lake because the previous owner died and it was auctioned off to a new mage who didn't know what he was doing
>The lighthouse keeper decided he would plunder wrecked ships by deliberately running them into the coast and looting them

Just off the top of my head. Fuck off, retard.

>not creating magnasanti and solving urban development

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Always wanted to try Cities: Skylines and since it's on special I might as well.

But the Deluxe version doesn't seem to be worth it. Doesn't seem very bro-tier to be selling something like that.

No, it's just "reach this points/scores"

>used to be that all good strategy games (tycoons included) had a campaign...
Was it? I thought they're just a glorified "reach this points", and tycoon games aren't exactly a strategy game.

economic strategy game

Ah, that truly brings out the childhood memories. I feel 3 again. Thank you.
I guess it's a really novel experience for you since you're only a few years older than 3, and not at all mentally.

Oh, that was what you meant. But still, I never seen tycoon games with an actual campaigns like let's say, RTS games. It's always "reach x before y" or "build x"

>Sim city 4 for casuals.
I love paradox but was very disappointed by this game.

>sim/tycoon games aren't for casuals by defaul

...

>What is Dwarf Fortress

Sim city 4 atleast took some thought and planing. It's almost impossible to have a unhappy city in this game.

I haven't bought the game yet but IIRC all the major features like snow and nighttime are included for free anyways while the paid DLC only adds a few minor features on top, is that true?

>Snowfall doesn't really add a new season to the entire game, only shitty winter maps
>devs release paid mods with almost no content at all
>some of the early bugs still aren't fixed, instead they shill out more dlc
>OP defends this for some reason

>cheap DLC
>DLC is just repackaged mods and essential features that should be there to begin with
>piss easy difficulty, so after a couple of hours you just autism over traffic

>adds a dlc about night life and tourism
>100k pop
>build large areas of tourist buildings
>build mega monuments
>build large airport for all the people to fly in.
>24 tourists
>1 person per jumbo jet
>empty hotels losing tones of money
>check online fourms to find out its a bug and you can't have large amount of tourist.
They releaced a dlc for a broken part of the game. Really Paradox?
Idk if it go fixed since last time I played.

I have a friend who got this game and immediately installed a bunch of "infinite money" "drug all the citizens so they are permanently 100% happy" and other gamebreaking mods. Has 250+ hours now building basic-tier cities with hundreds of random workshop meme buildings. Never played the vanilla game once, excuse was something about it being "too hard"
How many stab wounds should be inflicted, Sup Forums?

you should probably just kill yourself for being a fun hating faggot.

>unity

>anime posting

wait, this isn't the fun-hating faggot forum? apparently i've been misinformed.