How will you defeat the bandits and get on the tower Sup Forums?

How will you defeat the bandits and get on the tower Sup Forums?

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Challenge Swordfag

' tgm

You challenge swordfag he seems uninterested but he accepts the challenge

What now?

I use my special ability, summon ancient memes

Try intimidating him, demand he gives you his sword and flees, never to return to this land

I taunt the fire fag in the back, causing him to throw his fire in a line and burn the bandits to a crisp while I dodge with my 1337 reflexes.

*teleports behind fire mage*
pshh gg ez kid

You try to intimidate him but it doesnt work

Swordfag is getting closer with his sword raised

What now?

Get stuck by the arrow and get a stand

Unleash my team of pokes and my shedinja with weather goggles then give him sturdy, then I thunder wave him and use only special attacks.

Cast Chandra's Ignition.

pull my dick out

...

It's Sorcery faget. He coming with sword, soo it's his turn.

You get stuck by the 「Stand」 Creating arrow and develop your stand 「Killer Queen」

Swordfag is confused

What now?

ez

grab his blade head on and explode the fucker

Killer Queen Dissapears

You die

Well he should have cast it earlier, jeez!

Release sheer heart attack the epic no weakness stand. Remember that they can't see stand if they are not users themselves

Tap all of your land and summon Miscutter hydra, then wait a turn

You lose your stand and swordfag approaches

What now?

As I recall, this nigger killed himself

Hand him a bottle of poisoned gatoraid as a peace offering, then take his sword

Start speaking japanese and wave a tiny knife towards him

Turn SSJ
Give something to roll next time

*OVERJOYED

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Scuttle away slowly

Shit yourself and in his moment of confusion, kick him so hard in the knee that it bends backwards

You start saying random japanse words you remember from anime swordfag has lost hope of a good fight

What now?
1 decides

Feign the injury as being more severe than it is, and let him approach

Suck his dick

Kill self for being off by one.

Perform a sick kickflip over him

Become the ultimate being

Throw knife at him, activate killer queen

I drop the tower on the bandits

Have Killer Queen touch Knife. Throw knife on ground between you and him.

You do a a sick kickflip over him and end behind him he goes running at you with his sword raised you have to dodge
0=Absolute Fail
1-4=Fail
5-8=Dodge
9=Counter
1st reply to this post counts

go

Fucking GO

ok

You perfectly dodge the attack and you end behind him giving you a window to attack

What now?
2 decides

Rape

Kick him in the nuts

Spin kick him in the ass!

DROP KICK

Shove my entire hand up his bare ass.

You use the window of opportunity and you drop kick him HARD he falls down and loses his sword

What now?
3 Decides

Become the ultimate being

Shove the sword up his ass.

wow, a whopping three of them are dead

Forgot pic

talk to him about the alt right

Like this faggot.

catch sword in mid-air and slash him down the middle.

Now you draw the thing you lazy fuck
And then grab sword and REVERSE WIELD IT+ stab the fucker because this is taking too long

Summon killer queen

using commas really isn't this hard

Power, not Toughness

Summon dragon waifu from the first bandit thread

DAB

>not even holding a weapon
So probably none of them are dead?

Use this opportunity to concentrate real hard and regain 1 HP

suck his dick

You use a kamehameha on him and K.O. him.

Summon Sheer Heart Attack

...

You use the kamehameha while he is down instantly killing him

Killing him made you level up and you can now proceed to the next bandits

What now?
4 decides

We leave and go the town to get better equipment

have sex with the next bandit

Challenge spearfag obviously

Summon Sheer Heart Attack to face the next bandit

use cunning and trickery, dress up as a sweet princess and make him lower his defenses, thus being able to crit a sneak attack from behind.

Easy

contemplate your actions, and void that awaits us all.

You go to the Town and see a few shops You have 10000 gold from the swordfag fight

What now?
5 decides

Buy the god emperors armor

go to the potion seller and request only his strongest potions

Go to Inn for some WOO HOO

Go to inn and hire the cheapest prostitute to recover hp

Best answer.

Fuck this retarded response.

You go to the armor and weapons shop but the cost of the armor greatly exceeds your money

What now?
6 decides

suck his dick for the armor

Kill the merchant with killer queen

Kill shop owner, take whatever you want

Shank him and steal the armor

steal the armor

leave and go to the inn to talk with guy in window

Go to inn and hire a cheap prositute to increase hp.

Kill him steal the armor and the stone mask and become the ultimate being

say "shalom fellow merchant, how'bout some discount for your fellow brother?"

Roll to seduce him to get the God Armour

All this

Threaten to rat him out to the nazis to gas him.

Todd pls go and stay go.

Rap some choice Kanye west lyrics

Buy golden fedora instead