Here's your controller bro!

>Here's your controller bro!

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I want to see someone play Melee with this thing

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Best controller incoming

>It was like that when you gave it to me

Uh, what's that long white thing for?

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Butts

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look no further

That man has truly refined tastes.

WHAT

>You don't like this controller?
>Don't worry, you can have this one instead bro!

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Fucking Negcon, I still remember being confused as fuck when I saw this in RR4's manual.

Been thinking about picking this up for my pc 2bh

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wait what?

I had one of these though. It was good because when I was younger I had a tendency to twist PS1 d-pad controllers in half.

>b-but it's comfy!

Fuck. I'm out.

Wavebirds are one of the best controllers ever made

imput lag
batteries

It's the best d-pad I have ever used.

What?

This is the reason you shouldn't play monster hunter

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>imput [sic] lag
Affects the tiniest player base imaginable at the time
>batteries
Rechargable controllers weren't even really a thing at that point, and batteries lasted pretty damn long

It was the best wireless controller ever made at the time.

>WOW, YOU HAVE A WIRELESS CONTROLLER?
>Yes but you can't use it user, it's my big bro's

>Oh, alright, you can use the backup if you don't like that one.

Why do these even exist?

Heh good one

mmorpgs

what the shit, why does her thumb have a shoulder?

lmao, one thumb is super small, the other is super long

lol

The logitech one so you save yourself the trouble of connecting a usb controller, I guess.

The gamecube one I have no idea.

Phantasy Star Online on the Gamecube supported it.
I'm sure there are other MMORPGs and stuff that'd benefit from it.

Atari 2600 had a better wireless

The gamecube one exists for phantasy star online

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i played FF11 with the ps2 one

its a pretty comfy controller for that

I like to imagine man carries vive on all daily activities

sir for here or to go

vive

*leaves*

>mmorpgs
>on a fucking gamecube

again why does that exist

Because there was a market for it.

>Here's your controller bro

do it my guy, that dpad is like sex

Only phantasy star online, whoever mentioned mmorpgs as plural doesn't know shit. It actually came out at the same time as PSO.

I bought that cause I was too stupid to realize any usb keyboard would work. Also I didnt realize til years after I bought it that you could separate the keyboard from the controller part.

Serious question, what type of person spends over a decade in higher education to be a butt doctor?

there was only one? well that thing was a waste of money

the type of person who wants a secure job because nobody else will take it and it needs to be done?

The longer I look the worse it gets

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>i got u senpai heres the real deal

What game?

PSO is a pretty good game and any investment for it is completely worth it

There are probably very few doctors who specifically work with butts. Most likely its a general practitioner or doctor at a hospital whose job sometimes includes butt stuff.

Specialists also make oodles of dosh, way more than regular doctors. I'd stick my fingers up butts all day long if it meant I was making $350k~/year

the ps2 one was a godsend for FFXI. the only problem was for some reason it'd occasionally spam a letter instead of hitting it once. so you'd see shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit like this.

sorry man, it's the only one left

prostate cancer is a huge killer of men, which happens to be up the ass. not to mention your shit tells a lot about how healthy you are. it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it.

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>watch out bro this one is ain't nothin to fuck with

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>Input lag
>Batteries

I still use the wavebird and have never noticed any problems with the batteries or even the slightest bit of input lag, maybe it's because the gamecube is so close to me to begin with?

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what games are you playing? honestly, input lag is something you become used to and adapt for during extended play. if its the only controller you use, it won't feel bad while playing things like RE4, Mario Sunshine

I used to play melee with one but once I started playing more and getting good, I switched to regular controllers. now it's pretty damn noticeable.

just move the joystick forward or preform a jump and watch how long it takes your character to react. if you make the switch to wired everything will feel much more crisp. it's the same as the LCD/CRT lag

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Paper Mario, Mario Sunshine, Mario Party, little bit of smash

I have 4 of them we use for our LAN parties and no one ever says anything about input lag, it's such a great controller.

>I like my controller like I like my planes

yeah, like I said, it becomes natural. that being said, I'll kick ur ass in smash, kid

I feel like this is just one redesign away from being the best of both worlds,

so how does this even feel to use?

youtube.com/watch?v=w_JhmMIzkuM

It's ok I guess.

thank god it has a caps lock, 6 shift buttons, and the most important letters such as Z and no vowels on it or it might be useless

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wait is that a nsfw cover?!

Could you theoretically fuck that?

That's a man's butt, dude.
Are you gay?

This looks kind of cool, but how are you supposed to use it, the right side doesn't have a grip so does it mean you're supposed to hold it on the table, or on your lap, like a fightstick? If so, why is there a grip on the left side?

Is is gay though if its a plastic shape with a hole in it?

looks awkward as fuck

Is it gay if you use a dildo?

Yes

that doesn't even make sense, I don't stick anything inside me

How do you survive?

You could just imagine it as a feminine dick fucking you

I used to use some energizer rechargeable batteries on them. They were more than fine back then.

thats actually pretty cool, if only it was functuonal.

but it is? it's just really shitty

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