Yfw Pannenkoek ends up boring a hole between our universe and the universes of video games

>yfw Pannenkoek ends up boring a hole between our universe and the universes of video games

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autism

Hey where did you get that picture?

It's the video thumbnail

>tfw just finished SM64 yet again

Forgot how well made this game actually is. I don't know why people always whine about the levels being so wide and open. If you 100% the game you WILL have to traverse the entire stage anyway to get the 100 coin star.

>he just needs to get rid of the one A press in Bowser and the fire Sea and he can Any% the game with 0 A presses
>he keeps working on TTC crap

any% is a meme category. You either 100% or you might as well not play.

infinite
parallel
universes

Someday he'll discover literally everything there is to know about Mario 64.

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Not even the original developers were autistic enough to understand what they had created. When will this stop?

And then he'll slowly fade out of existence and never be seen again.

Until he's jumped so many universes he ends up back in this one.

>You will never understand anything half as well as Pannenkoek understands SM64

Can somebody explain to a literal retard what the FUCK I am looking at right now? Who/what even is all of this channel? Why is he breaking Mario 64 and putting this much energy into this

has science gone too far?

>fish is able to travel hundreds of QPU's in the name of conducting research for understanding how floats work
What's stopping you from accomplishing your dreams?

People complain about the levels being wide and open? Because revisiting it I realized just how tiny each level is.

Because science needs no purpose other than for science itself. Knowledge for the sake of knowing what can be known just because.

>Can somebody explain to a literal retard what the FUCK I am looking at right now? Who/what even is all of this channel? Why is he breaking Mario 64 and putting this much energy into this
He's a neet that'll spend decades studying, become smarter than einstein, and by the time he's finally got his phd when he's in his laty thirties, or even forties, he still won't have job experience

IT'S 0,5 A PRESSES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He's trying to beat Mario 64 without jumping (pressing the A button). This mean he has to dissect all the code of the game trying to find glitches he can exploit in order to reach platforms he'd have to jump to in order to complete.

>Boo hoo, someone has a hobby
Cry more, you boring bitch.

>0.5 A press

so half a press? wtf does that even mean? you cant half press the button autist

>still no Luigi

It's just a name. It's better than calling 2/3rds A press.

Nice try, "Henry" the Yoshi

Fuck off """"""""""""Henry""""""""""""

Post yurus

Fuck off """"""Henry""""""

Hello TJ "Henry" Yoshi

>yfw Pannenkoek begins to apply his power to reality
A real life supervillain has been born.

It's not hard. You enter the level holding down the A button, so for the duration of the level you only did "half" of the A press.

Whatever you say """"""""""""""""""""Henry""""""""""""""""

>3.4 rounds up to 4

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It rounds up

3.4 is closer to 4 than it is to 0

t. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""henry""""""""""""""""""""""""""

When your scale goes 0, 4, 8, 12 etc. then the closest possibility is 4.

It rounds to the nearest interval on the x position, which at that point is 4 units apart.

Try to follow along, geez.

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Fare Well, Fishy

This may be interesting, but what's the point? Can you use this knowledge for future games or some shit? Or simply autism for future memerunning?

The dumb thing about this "half an A-press" meme is that Henry is correct. An A-press would only be the act of actually pushing the button in, what he is referring to as "half an A-press' is actually an "A-release", so it shuold be "no A-presses and one A-release"

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Sure thing, """Henry""".

He uses a program to speed time and glitch the game. Not even that impressive.

Fare Well, Fishy

I got a boner watching this video.

There is no point. This information isn't useful outside of this specific game. He's a turbo autist thats wasting his time.

He's going to apply his knowledge to reality and traverse QPU's in order to kill every TJ "Henry" Yoshi in every universe.

What's the point of any hobby?

He's actually a teacher.

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Feel old yet?

No, he is the second coming

Ok, so say he does it with 0 a presses. Then what? Fucking whoopdie doo. I'm sure he will use that line to pick up all the ladies.

>Hey baby I beat this video game with out pressing any buttons

>fuck off creep

Fuck math. I am literally so retarded that I can't even remember my "times tables".

>science only exists to fuck women

He'll eventually kill himself once Nintendo finds out about the parallel universes and DMCAs them all, rendering all his work useless.

What's the point of shitposting, Henry?

Science literally only exists to fuck women.

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cringe

kys

You're figuratively literally wrong.

Shoutouts to Simpleflips.

His videos have already made him into a fucking meme, what more can you ask for? You're not garnering any e-fame by bitching about shit on the internet.

le cringeworthy video! xD
many downboats!

faggot

What a fucking stupid waste of time.

Can you imagine is this guy harnessed his immense autism on something important? He probably could've already cured cancer and invented a time machine.

What are you doing man? Why are you so upset someone is happy being an autist? Why are you so salty about it?

die in a hole filthy A-pressing scum

faggot

>spend 8 hours a day joylessly playing video games
>make no real money
>live with parents or other autists
>impress autists 1-2 times a year at an autist convention
>turn 24 with no real skills

Why do they do this to themselves

Do you know where you are?

Good god his knowledge of this one game is fucking insane

Same reason you shitpost on Sup Forums.

Why do you do this?

faggot

Can you imaging hanging out with this guy? I bet you'd get pretty sick of hearing about mario 64 after a while.

Why?

He probably doesn't talk about it with his peers.

>having a hobby means he's autistic!
>He'll never get a girl or friends!
>What a shitty person!

Fuck off what he does to avoid A presses is impressive as shit and he just shows how deep of a game Mario 64 is

He actually makes a buttload of money doing Get this.
TEACHING MATH

It's not deep. It's tool assisted. He alters the game with a program.

Hello pannencuck

>EVERYTHING I DO IN LIFE IS BECAUSE SEX
that's good for you, now would you be so kind and fuck off

>extremely passionate and dedicated
>works as a teacher
>earns a lot of money, can casually put up a $1000 bounty just for finding out how to recreate a game bug

Pretty sure he could get a lot of ladies if he wanted to.

Fare well, fishy

You're thinking of tool assisted speedruns, I think he does that but that's not what people talk about, he uses tools but they're a necessity since it's all theory based anyway.

He's actually married. He just refuses to have kids.

it's fun for him
it's fun for people who watch
you wouldn't get it

It's literally the driving force behind humanity. Everything we do is deeply seeded as a means to find a mate and procreate whether you realise it or agree with me.

>Everything we do is deeply seeded as a means to find a mate and procreate whether you realise it or agree with me.
Really? Then explain how shitposting on Sup Forums is doing anything to help you procreate

>Everything we do is deeply seeded as a means to find a mate
[citation needed]

1996 - Fun game that brought gaming into 3D
2006 - Source of hilarious machinima videos on early Youtube
2016 - Allows you (and fish) to travel to parallel universes to beat it in 0.5 A Presses

Mario 64 is the gift that keeps giving.

Watching Pannenkoek makes me feel like I'm back in college, except I'm learning something hilarious.

Why does he only post on his second channel?

How is arguing with you on a weeb message board seeded by my desire to find a mate

he is lazy