Meanwhile, at Kanto Sup Forums

Meanwhile, at Kanto Sup Forums...

there's no-one, because everybody is busy with pokemon

UNOVASHARTS

kalospoor detected

how does the ss leave its port if its stuck in a lake

>tfw your parents force you to stay home and don't let you go on your pokemon adventure

I can only watch with envy as those damn trainers walk by my house every day; some of them actually have the nerve to come into my house and try to talk to me.

Bastards.

I don't recommend it anyways. The captain is always getting sick and the passengers are confrontational as fuck. Not a good experience.

The cycling road is an elevated bridge over water

SHART

man, why am i stuck in such a shitty videogame?
well at least i can have some fun with the locals *unzips pants*

IN

Why does everything look the same ? What about something else than plains or trees ?

>tfw born in lavender town
>everyone is gloomy
>fuck this I'm moving to saffron
>the noise gives me a headache and everyone looks at me weird
Did Lavender Town give me autism

dead meme is dead

don't like? move to hoenn you fag

POKEMART

How did the SS anne get to sea?

Any Hoennfags / Sinnohfags here?
I've been thinking of moving recently (Cinnabar is about to be devoured by lava and every other town in this region is a shithole). I'm looking for someplace comfy to move to, and Johto, Unova, Kalos, and Alola are off the table. Any recommendations?

>Current Year
>Eurofags STILL salty that a PokeAmerican is the CHAMPION OF THE WORLD.

I can't believe these younglings are fucking around by letting their Pokémon fight.

I was in the Great Pokémon War a decade ago, under the command of Lt.Surge, I cried as I saw my beloved Jolteon get blown to bits by a Electrode mine.

PIC RELATED
I MISS YOU PUPPER

Who /rocket/ here?

Just stole some faggot's Pidgey today, shit was crazy.

>Be me
>chilling at work
>not much to do here to pretty much just browse internet at my desk
>kid comes into the building
>decide to fuck with him
>"oh im so thirsty" and i dont let him in
>kid goes off
>back to browsan
>20 minutes later
>kid comes back with a bottle of water
>fucking kid got me some water so he could enter the city
>share that fucking water with my co-workers
it was a good day.

>

>On my way to work
>7 little kids challenge me to fights along the way
I fucking hate this town.

What region will let me marry my Pokemon waifu?

What does Sup Forums think of Team Rocket? Is it worth joining their group?

None
Don't let it stop you user

>tfw this is true IRL too

based glick

Kalos, they're a bunch of fucking cucks

The Northwest part of Hoenn is a beautiful place

>Decided not to go on a Pokemon Journey
>Actually stayed in school, went to college
>Now earn 15m a year selling easily programmed and copied TMs in a department store kiosk to braindead 10 year olds
Life is good.

Greetings from Unova here.
Do you guys have time to discuss Pokemon rights?

Sinnoh is pretty comfy but it's filled with religious nuts.

Sinnohfag, former Hoennfag here.

Petalburg is alright, Lilycove is full of liberals and idiots.

Sandgem and Veilstone are Breddy gud, and if you're good at battling, the Resort Area is a chill place to live.

>He can't afford a bike!
Stay off Route 17, peasents

>Lt.Surge
You have it good now, I'm working under that Lunatic.
The fucker jailed himself for MONTHS in a room, he told me the PRECISE location of both switches in case of emergency, but when I checked one of the bins they were GONE, WHAT THE FUCK?

>getting gouged out the ass
A fool and his money
They practically give that stuff away a region over
It's one magnet train trip

>tfw I burn TMs and HMs

Fuck your copy protection.

Did you guys hear about Kalos having mega stones? Why can't we have some of those?

>Defeat gym leader
>they won't give me badge because she feels like i don't deserve it for beating her so fast.

Is this illegal? because it's bullshit

What do you think is the best article of clothing and why is it shorts? They are so comfy and easy to wear!

>living in a communist shithole
Here in Unova you can use your TMs as much as you like, they never get destroyed after using them!

How does it feel living in a third-world-region?

If you don't like lava, don't come to central Hoenn. Volcano's active and we're kinda afraid any of these days we're gonna wake up with all our stuff burnt to cinder. Me and my family, we're moving to Fortree City soon. We have some family living there, we get to live in a tree house and it's near Lilycove city if we ever feel like going shopping or hitting the beach.

Also the Safari Zone is right there, so I'm gonna be catching some cool pokemon. Might even go to Mount Pyre once I get anything other than my Zigzagoon.

>tfw have a bike
>living on fucking Cinnabar Island

fug

Also, I was on the beach the other day and some faggot thrown pokeballs at fog, any idea what was going on?

At least we don't have to check if we're murdering a Pokemon whenever we order ice cream.

That's Hoenn cycling road. Kanto's is clearly plastered over flat land.

Heh, I once told my idiotic brother to wear shorts, and this route is full of tall grass!

>Fellow Sinnohfag
>Not suggesting Snowpoint

The resort is a great visit but how can you forget?
>Sweet snow all year
>Boat right to the fight area
>Rad ruins in town

>implying
You LITERALLY eat Pokémon at home, what the hell do you think all the flesh you've been eating comes from?

Or are you some Vegan nutjob?

Sootpolis is the fucking comfiest if you like the sea. Inland pool, climb the mountain or sub if you want to waste an HM slot and you're on the big sea.
It's a bit out of the way, internet is satellite-only, but if you have a water pokemon and some repellents is easy to get to Mossdep. The space centre bettered connection there by a mile and it's plenty of stores and life.
Also you need to snag old hoses and put them back in shape them. Ultra good DIY work. also all the grills are delicious brown tan from the sun

I tried jailbreaking my porygon 2.

Guys, it's been acting funny, I think I did something wrong. Does it have a factory reset or something?

>knock off cheap shit from Johto
Keep your lead paint sweatshop shit that will break in 3 months.
Invest in Kanto Businesses

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Eating pokemon is canonically normal.

That senile old man from pallet town is sending all the kids to out to collect wild pokemon and encourages street fights. He also claims that only 150 species exist and he is handing out hacked encyclopedias to back that lie. And the worst part is that the parents actively support his doings. What is wrong with that place? We have to keep our door locked because their kids burst into our houses and randomly talk to everyone

I heard mew teleports it

it's clearly an elevated bridge in the official art

This shit is getting out of hand. I masturbate to Elesa like three times a day, I can't fucking stand that pure concentration of sex walking in front of my house every day to get to her Gym. I've spent the last few months challenging her for the badge with a full flying team just to have an excuse to see her again, but I'm afraid she'll catchup soon and seek legal ways to stop me.

What the fuck do I do?

>Invest in the Rust Region

HAHAHAHA

He also gives out free pokemon though. Just fucking take it, listen to his bullshit for a while, and leave. Dude's nuts, I mean, he can't even evolve a fucking Golbat and he still calls himself a professor.

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I think I know who you're talking about. I swear, he uses technology from the 80's that could only contain so much data, but he thinks that technical problem literally meant the 150 Pokemon listed in it are the only ones to exist.

>studied hard my whole life
>got a Doctorate in Pokeball Engineering
>even came up with a procedural intellect that would cause an infinite loop while trying to catch a pokémon making it succeed 100% of the times
>company invests on my research
>we get invaded by some looneys dressed in black
Somebody send help?

>Implying I don't DRM that shit hard
Enjoy forcing your pokemon to learn Whirlpool and Defog, skank.

Try turning it off and on

>he hasn't made it to the league and stomped Lance's shitty team yet
Oak's actually legit as fuck, if you prove you're worth his time he'll upgrade that shit to the latest version of the National Pokedex.
He only does that senile facade to keep kids from turning into shitty NEETs that never accomplish anything.

Why does everyone hate kalos?
I like it second to sinnoh

>Needing Whirlpool and Defog here in Kanto
Point at him and laugh

>100% catch
Way to decimate pokemon populations and ruin your company's main source of income.

Bump Unova down one place and it's a perfect list
Sinnoh and Hoenn are fucking GOAT

guys i just accidentally into a Pokemon

wat do?

Agreed 100%

Because it has little variety. Everything is disconnected. Most routes are literally just a single path.

C'mon kid, help me, I'll give you one for free if you help us, maybe even a Lapras.

God fucking damn it Bill, it's the third time this month. I'm calling the police, they should be over there soon. They also told me next time you're getting fined.

Bill, I know you're doing this on purpose. You have a problem Bill.

>Cinnabar volcano
That's not original RBY art right?

>kalosfags get to see this hunk of man
>sinnohfags get some senile old guy

life is unfair

>kanto
>still have mafia Rocket running around
>still living in the shithole
enjoy getting half of your belonging stolen by zubat nerd

What the fuck, where in god's name is the Surf HM? I've shelled out over 5000 Poke to that damn safari zone and every time I get to the cabin in the back and it's not there.

I just got hired at Sliph Co.
The pay is excellent, and the flexible hours are great, but recently a bunch of people in uniforms starting occupying the basement, and my supervisors starting to act shady and are telling me to keep quiet about my work.
I'm kinda scared, should I contact the police?

Kalosfags also live in a fucking shithole so

>the filename

He's a Kalosian, he's probably gay anyways.

Dude, you're a few years late. That Red guy got it ages ago when he was fucking shit up on his way to the league.

Muh nigga, you're working on the lower floors right?
over here

You might be able to get the fuck out of here and get help, seriously, GET HELP, we're stuck here!
Those fuckers even planted some random teleporters, I tried escaping but always ended up in front of one of them.

Orrefag here, you faggot pokemon master-wannabe would be nothing if it wasn't for us.
Also, I heard there's a massive ghetto town under Pyrite (hometown), it sounds rad as fuck, I think it has something to do with the weird building near the ravine
>pic related, the one on the right

No, this is normal. Our CEO likes to do some kinky shit and have sex during work while he pretends his business is being taken over.

>tfw get paid to literally fuck people's Pokemon at the daycare
>here's your brand new egg!

Best job

>living in a third world country
Fuck off Pikajeet

t. ROCKET

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, HE'S ONE OF THEM, you're that asshole with the high level Golbat in front of the only teleporter that can get to our floor aren't you?

MOTHERFUCKER

ditto get off the computer

Just be sure to pack heat user. A good Kadabra can shut those degenerates down, most of them use poison types and have a Machoke or something for the normal type shitters. If you have a pal to trade with and trade back the second they evolve you'll be set.

Kalos is a pretty place but stay away from it. There are way too many sand niggers roaming around, especially Lumiose City.

How come they cant fucking keep the streets clear from snorlax encounters?? The rangers have one job! ONE FUCKING JOB AND THAT IS TO K E E P THE ROADS CLEAR!
I am not paying a shitload of pokedollars for snorlaxinssurance only to have to wait for a flute playing sissy THAT ISNT DOING HIS FUCKING JOB

TROOPS, WE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT! SURROUND THIS PERSON BEFORE WORD IS SPREAD OUTSIDE THE BUILDING!

Fiorefags ww@?

You should see the Snorlaxes we have to deal with here in Alola. They're absolute madmen.

Hey guys I know this belongs on /an/ but I trust you dudes way more.

My Vermillion City complex has a back garden area where the tenants can plant berries and other flowers to feed our pokes or just vegetables to cook with. However we've been having a Diglett infestation due to some fucking nu-males blasting their """music""" while vaping in a nearby tunnel. The little fuckers keep uprooting my Oran sprouts.

Is there a way to clear these guys out? The building has a rule against catching/battling pokes on the premises, and the landlord doesn't give two shits about the garden. What do?

Do you guys think Cynthia is a lesbian? I mean, she just HAS to be.

Third world country my ass, we have the technology to steal all of your mons if we wanted to and those Cipher guys could've fucked the entire world if that one faggot didn't fuck everything up.

How the fuck can we move a 2 ton lard ass off the road? They don't pay us enough to do that shit, they don't even have AC in this shitty huts. Figure it out for yourself.

p.s. can you bring me some lemonade? I'm kinda thristy