NOBODY LIKES A DRUNK

NOBODY LIKES A DRUNK

UNLESS HE'S BUYIN'

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How butthurt do you have to be over a fucking Twitter conversation to actually do that?
Is he still fanny flustered over it?

Who?

THANK YOU BASED RANDY FUCK MY ASS AND MY WALLET

What?

youtube.com/watch?v=_IPZTRCu664

He got so rectally ravaged by a joke tweet from a guy he followed that he sang a song at PAX over it.
Not even the crowd of rainbow haired spastics were entertained by the performance.

Literally manchild behavior

I know this is Sup Forums, but even this board will laugh at a stunted feminist beardo writing a guitar solo because he got into a twitter fight

BOOHOO

Neither is JCJ's lazy redub and the new episode. Thanks, Randy.

>this is the guy in charge of the Duke Nukem IP
>the people responsible Borderlands and Battleborne are writing a new Duke Nukem

Has there been sufficient postings of "ur a feggit" on his twitter account yet?

Since the disater that was Duke Nukem Forever nobody actualy gives a fuck about Duke Nukem games anymore.

It's like when "u mad?" was the hottest craze and now the new trend is just pulling out a sock puppet and pretending the people you don't like are butthurt. It's so petty and pathetic but just like when "u mad?" was a thing, there's really nothing you can do or say that won't be met with a "so u R butthurt then xD". Fuck these people.

>wanting to prove him right
Why? So he can get on stage and play another ha-larious song for you?

Embarrassing. I'm glad I picked the right side.

>So he can get on stage and play another ha-larious song for you?

Exactly, I like his songs.

i miss gamergate desu

Sup Forums singalong when?

I don't. Sup Forums was unbrowsable at that time and everyone that took part should hang themselves. Now nobody gives a shit about gamergate and anita is irrelevant because there are no retards fueling her platform.

The story of said games wasn't a problem. Neither was t

>not being on Zoe Quinn's side

...

Wtf I'm gay now!

>has to hold her fat at bay
>still has no tits

>this is considered attractive to game journos
How can they all have such awful taste in everything?

post her feet

>holy shit people are doxing leaked naked pictures of me
>was paid to have her images publically published on the internet

Christ, how lazy.

I hate SJWs as much as the next reasonable person but whoever made this image needs to calm down. It's not funny if it looks like you were mad as fuck when you made it.

what did I miss?

I FUCKING HATE GEARBOX AND PITCHKEK

THEY HAVE NVER MADE A GOOD GAME

BATTLEBORN'S CHARACTER DESIGN IS THE WORST I HAVE SEEN IN A AAA GAME

UNBELIEVABLE

BORDERLAND SUCKS
OPPOSING FORCE IS OVERRATED, IT IS MEDIOCRE
A CM
DNF
MEMELANDS

youtube.com/watch?v=3UMcnn40QQc

I totally would.

>london
>not san francisco

I don't care about this galko special snowflake, but I wish neogaf or polygon got wind of this so the SJWs would turn on him for being a hypocrite

Do you think Randy ever regrets the silly shit he says?

EBIN BATTLEBORN HEROES

It's okay if Randy does it.
;)

He forgot "badass"

:^)

>hobby-grade
>meta-growth

What did he mean by this?

Abject horror.

hobby grade implies nobody will want to play the game competitively and the game itself is casual shit.

>"I spoke face to face to [Gearbox's Steve] Gibson about their persistent panel leaking," Matt Eyre wrote in an email to other company officials. "Effectively — it's Randy [Pitchford] doing whatever the fuck he likes. Apparently he did it twice on [Borderlands 2] also, against, against all plans and despite the fact they asked him not to. I think our best result here is that we have no more panel sessions ..."

I can imagine Gearbox employees begging him not to go on stage and their frustration afterwards.

I'm assuming Zoe Quinn nude pics?

I sure am glad they took down Megaton edition for this!

At least give people a better value, you fucking hack.

Calling it right now that the expansions will be released as DLC. Each individually.

NOBODY PLAYS LIKES ANTHONY
UNLESS HE'S DYING

youtube.com/watch?v=FElmjlzdSSM

Is she Holly Michaels?

I don't pirate many things. But Randy won't see one red cent from me.

I am going to need to see the game to know how badly they fucked it up though.

If he did, he'd probably have learned to control his mouth by now.

NOBODY LIKES A WHITE UNLESS HE'S DYIN'

PREPPIN' BULLS, SO SATISFYIN'
WOULD SAY I HATE IT BUT I'D BE LYIN'

THICK BLACK RIMS AROUND MY GLASSES
WE'RE MAKING THEM TWEETS SAT ON OUR ASSES

YOU MIGHT ASK WHY I HATE GEE GEE
AND THE ANSWER IS I'M PEE CEE

BAZINGA

NOT YET Sup Forums, IT'S NOT OVER YET!

Man I hate Blizzard but I hate Gearbox more. Feels good.

I'm not sure admitting your game was a flop is good publicity.

Randy seems to think he's some kind of life-of-the-party cult of personality, but I don't think anyone has ever fed into that delusion. Where did he get it from?

well, he sure knows how to throw a party

Does anyone have the screencap of the steam thread a few days before Overwatch's release where a geardrone predicted Overwatch would quickly die and everyone would hop on the battleborn bandwagon?

Imagine if they had spent this money on good visual style, writing, and voice acting.

...

It would clearly ruin the "anime" style they were going for.

youtube.com/watch?v=FElmjlzdSSM

AUDIENCES LOVE BATTLEBORN

so has twitter finally surpassed Sup Forums as the butthurt capitol of the internet?

youtube.com/watch?v=XXq5VvYAI1Q
Randy played guitar, jamming bad with Burch, Anthony
And with Texas Gearbox, He played it right hand
But took it too far
Became a special man, then we were cringing out
Now Randy barely sang, screwed up mind and screwed up vidya
Like some flop from 2K, he could spin it by lying
He could leave ‘em to hang
Came on a PC man, high hung, receding hair
So where were the players, while the Blizz’ tried to crush our game
With just the bundle to guide us
So we bitched about sexists and should we go free to play?
Randy played for time, jiving us that he’s a cuckoo
The kid was just crass, he was an ass
With a season pass
He took it all too far, but why did he play guitar?
Making love with his ego, Randy sucked up into twitter
Like a PC messiah
When the kids had dropped the game I had to break up Gearbox
Oh Yeah
Randy played guitar

He seems pretty right in that pic friendo.

Maybe, but polygon and neogaf would go nuts and say Randy is a horrible misogynist, racist, xenophobe which is what he deserves

>Battleborn sold so poorly that not even humble bundle could stabilize the player count.

They just keep sinking further and further. Recently Game-stop announced another permanent reduction of the price to $20 on consoles and are throwing in all those unsold preorder figs.

gamestop.com/xbox-one/games/battleborn/117200

Still gotta crap out that Season Pass DLC for everyone who actually bought it instead of just refunding them I guess.

pretty good
would record myself singing it if it weren't 3am desu

They actually announced during the conference that all those long awaited new season pass campaigns were actually only about 20 min per.

So not only does he not know how to consistently stylize something, he doesn't know the basic characteristics of existing design. I guess it adds up, considering the quality of the things offered.

Pretty sure every SJW defends buzzwords with the argument that at some point you need to sum up various meanings with an easy go to words like "cis" or "problematic" especially in some PR thing. All he's saying is that the other person does it as well so there must be a use for them.

This is not a very good ace in the hole for the SJW mob to go after him.

>Put money and resources into finishing DNF just so you can fuck over 3D Realms and steal Duke Nukem from them when you are becoming a fucking feminist faggot who hates "misogyny" when it's a big part of Duke Nukem's character
>Spend a shitload of money winning the rights to Homeworld in an auction just so you can make one game with it and sit on it
>Even when your biggest audience, Borderlands fans, has no interest in either
Randy fucking confuses me

At least Randy is keeping the tradition alive of showing how assmad you are to the world through your work to a bunch of confused and bored fans.

This. This. THIS.

Looks like everyone's already leaving

Duke was never misogynistic though. Actually by SJW standards being a macho man is misogynistic so I guess you're right.

While you guys are all laughing at him on the internet, he gets to home and bang this

I mean in terms of everything, Duke Nukem never treats women badly but Duke Nukem is the kind of guy who doesn't settle down, he's the kind of man who's gonna either fuck a girl or have her give him head instead of being some glasses wearing hipster who acts like women are better and "feminism is awesome"
So why the fuck Gearbox wants to be the ones handling Duke bewilders me

Just wait for 2 weeks, senpai

Imagine working for Gearbox and knowing THIS faggot is steering the ship.

Imagine working for Gearbox.

imagine being randy pitchford

Does anyone noteworthy even work for gearbox, or is it mostly exploitable FOTB's straight out of design school getting paid in "experience"?

Why did Randy have to be the one to buy Duke? He doesn't even like kinds of things Duke is about. I think I would have taken no DNF over this. And that's taking into account we never would have known its actual quality.

Imagine putting Battleborn on your resume

>why the fuck Gearbox wants to be the ones handling Duke bewilders me

Because they are desperately trying to be remembered as something more than that one dev that makes Borderlands.

>Buy
No he stole the rights from 3D Realms by "helping" them "finish" DNF, once the game was complete, the contract forced the studio to hand Duke over to Gearbox

>mfw my boss uses a million dollar panel to sing about how mad he is over some stupid joke he got from twitter unrelated to the company, the games, or staff.

Cash exchanged hands to make that deal happen. While 3D Realms fucked up agreeing to it, they did agree to it. You don't just accidentally overlook a clause stating the IP no longer belongs to you anymore if you pass it through.

Imagine working for Gearbox knowing you will never release the final chapter of Brothers in Arms

is that when Sup Forums the musical starts?

imagine being Anthony Burch

September 15th, my friend.

The thing is that Randy is a super Jew who knows how contract loopholes work, it's how he managed to weasel his way out of the Aliens: CM lawsuit, he probably knew of a good way of writing the contract so that you would have had to read the thing several times and think really well to have realized that the game would have resulted in turning over the IP while telling 3D Realms that the contract was just legally agreeing to support the development of the game

when it gets recorded someone needs to tweet it to him

Randy is a cunt, but this is all very theoretical. I'll believe this account of things when I hear it from 3D Realms, not when it's spun out of thin air by Sup Forums looking for reasons to hate Randy. There's already enough REAL reasons to do that.

Wait until the video is done

Nice