We describe our dicks with difficulty settings

We describe our dicks with difficulty settings
>You will not survive

looking forward to seeing this one on /r/Sup Forums

>Normal mode

>Classic Lunatic

>Dante must Die

>just the story

>Suicidal

>Legendary
>I Never Asked for This

Can I play, Daddy?

>Can I play daddy?

>Can I play, Daddy?

>Can I play, Daddy?

>Can I play, Daddy?

Am i on reddit

>Laugh in alien tongues at your efforts to survive. This is suicide.

/thread

Death March

Sup Forums is a hivemind

>Difficulty curve

My boyfriend likes the little curve though. Makes him cum easily.

Proud Mode

>Theoretical suicide

Give me Dude Sex

Ranger Hardcore

>childs play

No One Shall Live

Story Mode

Hard mode ;D

>Chaos

>uber

Hard

>mental
you cannot be serious

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>Hurt me plenty

...

Total Carnage

>Easy

>Recruit

Blood and Broken Bones

>Small time

veteran

>European Extreme

but what if i have a vagina?

Put me in the screencap too, Reddit!

>pic

Hard

easy mode

open curtains
roll credits

Speedrun mode

:/

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Blood and Broken Bones

>Give me Deus Ex

Is This Easy Mode?

Hardened

Non-Stop Infinite Climax

The way the game is supposed to be played

Nightmare

Unknown

everyone get in the screencap guys, im gonna post this to imgur soon haha

>Tell me a story

>It's never been tried before