So here is my brutal opinion of the latest Nintendo direct:

So here is my brutal opinion of the latest Nintendo direct:

>Super Mario Maker 3DS
I know! Let's take one of the only good exclusives from the Wii U to further kill it - but DON'T give the 3DS version true online so it's utterly worthless! Yeah!

>Mario Party Star Rush Game Mode
Because we really need a 14th FOURTEENTH ENTRY in this reanimated corpse of a franchise.

>Tank Troopers
Hmm our handheld is too much of a piece of garbage to run World of Tanks so let's make our own rip off!

>Picross 3D R2
Can be perfectly described as a children's smartphone game.

>Hyrule Warriors: Legends DLC
A port of a poor game is getting MORE DLC? WOW great idea for the direct!

>Monster Hunter Stories x LOZ
I know let's announce a crossover for a game that isn't out yet because pre-orders aren't going well in JP!

>Dragon Quest VIII delayed

>Ever Oasis new gameplay where we reveal that the FOCUS of the game is Far Cry esque CRAFTING

>Poochy & Yoshi's Wooly World
Also let's rape the corpse of the Wii U even more!

>Mario Sports Superstar
Our handheld can't get normal shitty sports games so lets make our own shitty one!

>Pikmin Side Scroller for 3DS
>walk in a straight line at a snails pace throwing Pikmin at things till they die - no exploring, no time limits, no platforming, no Pikmin death

I DID NOT make any of this up. Who the FUCK is in charge of this trainwreck, I can't believe it, yes I just now watched the direct, they are killing their own fucking brand!

nice overexaggerating "le everything is shit" attitude blog

i sure haven't seen these hot opinions before

>>Picross 3D R2
>Can be perfectly described as a children's smartphone game.
Fuck you, Picross is great

nice blog btw

>I feel just like a purple pikmin

this is the suits who made the direct talking to each other

>14th entry
lol

>Super Mario Maker 3DS
>I know! Let's take one of the only good exclusives from the Wii U to further kill it - but DON'T give the 3DS version true online so it's utterly worthless! Yeah!
Can't defend this but I can already tell this is some top tier bait.

>>Mario Party Star Rush Game Mode
>Because we really need a 14th FOURTEENTH ENTRY in this reanimated corpse of a franchise.
Okay? Are you implying 'bad' franchises can never ever come back? Im guessing you think Metroid should stay 'dead' huh?

>>Tank Troopers
>Hmm our handheld is too much of a piece of garbage to run World of Tanks so let's make our own rip off!

>anything remotely similar to something else is a ripoff

>>Picross 3D R2
>Can be perfectly described as a children's smartphone game.

Have another (You)

>>Hyrule Warriors: Legends DLC
>A port of a poor game is getting MORE DLC? WOW great idea for the direct!
Disregarding the lazy first bait, why the hell wouldn't they bring attention to one of their only ZELDA games out right now?

>>Monster Hunter Stories x LOZ
>I know let's announce a crossover for a game that isn't out yet because pre-orders aren't going well in JP!
so?

>>Dragon Quest VIII delayed
>>Ever Oasis new gameplay where we reveal that the FOCUS of the game is Far Cry esque CRAFTING
These are problems because...?

>>Poochy & Yoshi's Wooly World
>Also let's rape the corpse of the Wii U even more!
Are you implying the Wii U was worth saving? kek

>>Mario Sports Superstar
>Our handheld can't get normal shitty sports games so lets make our own shitty one!
This is a problem because...?

>>Pikmin Side Scroller for 3DS
>>walk in a straight line at a snails pace throwing Pikmin at things till they die - no exploring, no time limits, no platforming, no Pikmin death
>I DID NOT make any of this up. Who the FUCK is in charge of this trainwreck, I can't believe it, yes I just now watched the direct, they are killing their own fucking brand!

Don't you have a petition to be signing right now?

>I literally sold my 3DS 5 hours after the stream ended and bought a Vita

the 3DS is oficially dead, I'm going to play SMT IV Apocalypse and Pokemon SM on a friend's 3DS and I'm done with the console

Thanks where do I subscribe?

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>Bashing picross
Now you've gone too far.

>>I literally sold my 3DS 5 hours after the stream ended and bought a Vita
>the 3DS is oficially dead,
>and bought a Vita

kek

I still have Picross DS with puzzles to complete. The 20x20 puzzles fuck with me.

What if Nintendo I purposely killing itself? What if they want out of the game industry but their investors won't let them?

With the NX on the way I didn't feel anything interesting would be announced so I slept in. Thankfully I was right.

>4 years of games to play


>inb4 weeaboo shit

I like weeaboo shit

>Not getting Sun and Moon
Fag.

i agree op

I can't wait for shitendo to go second party to us epic Sonybros

>exaggerating

But he really didn't. Unless you're some newgen fan that grew up with the shitty Nintendo that casualized it's already simple IP's, there's no excuse you can give for this shit.

Nintendo is lost flailing in the dark trying to hold onto a gimmick audience that's completely left them and isn't coming back. Nintendo has to compete or get the fuck out of hardware, they have no choice anymore. The more time they take trying to play this special snowflake role in the industry that they dont even have, the more they lose foothold in the industry.

Sonygger and microwigger are 3rd party dumping grounds for triple A shit, but Nintendo has gone off into some fucking tangent opposite reality universe. They've completely barreled off into space, have lost their fucking minds, and have no idea what the fuck they're doing. The MODERN fans are like the crew that are along for this ride completely in denial that their captain has fucked them to a life of isolation. ALL THE WHILE the original fans are just left here scratching our heads wondering why the fuck a company that was once so great is now a slobbering retard shadow of its former self in a straight jacket so it doesn't hurt itself banging its head against a padded wall.

>Far Cry esque CRAFTING

>far cry was the first game with that kind of crafting

that got be the most idiotic thing i ever saw on Sup Forums

and that is saying something

>>walk in a straight line at a snails pace throwing Pikmin at things till they die - no exploring,


Just like metroid right?

is just a 2d game were you walk from left to right untill metroid can crawl

I don't know who you think your enemy is here, the 3DS is dead and everyone knows it. Anyone who has one is just enjoying it for what it already has or making it a much better system via hacking.