In game voice chat

>in game voice chat
>"Dude I am sooo fucking high right now"

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my high is coming down
and I have an exam 3 hours and 15 minutes from now
I need more weed

post vocaroos

>join voice chat
>"hey guys what's up"
>"I thought user was a guy"

you first

>I'm a girl by the way
>implying

>Guys lets win I need to get more bear *Loud obnoxious burp*
>lose

The implication was that they're a guy and have a girly voice. Hence the image posted alongside it.

>teenage kids using voice chat in general

>guy on mic sounds black
>he's actually white

No, the implication was that the poster is a girl, but they assumed she was a guy until they heard her voice.

But everyone knows there are no Sup Forums girls. Only sissy trap faggots.

>Move to new city
>Don't have contacts here at all
Any Austin, Texas bros know anybody? I'm desperate here

>epicnamebro

Considering I was the one that posted it, I think I would know what I was trying to imply.

>smoking so much you become dependent

Your life must suck.

I know what you mean, but he sounds white as fuck regardless.

>mfw I live with these people
Took 3 hours to play a game of the Resident Evil Deck building game. We even used a homebrew rule to speed it up but my roommate and his buddies always get so fucking high before doing anything

Fair enough user.

>sissy trap faggots
you called?

Videogamedunkey was my one experience with this. Turns out he's just some fat, ugly neckbeard.

post picks of your bp pls

That's pretty forward, user. You're not even going to try and bully me into posting pictures?

not that I wanna get banned again anyways.

>traps/femboys in general
>especially when they take every opportunity to remind you that they are

never knew a femboy that wasnt a complete attention whore and constantly insisted on showing me their pictures. they never even look hot, they're """femboys""" but really they're just disgusting, bony rejects that grew their hair out

literally all the attention whoring and drama bullshit of women with none of the tits. femboys and the whole culture of worship around them need to die

vocaroo.com/i/s0T5DgIJBm6a

We all want attention, user. It's not like you're exempt from that. It's just that people on the internet are generally gay enough to want to see pictures of femboys or traps and they give that attention.

If it's not for you, it's not for you.

They should have their cocks cut off, atleast then over half of them will just kill themselves.

Was playing red orchestra 2 today, they didn't say that line but these two idiots that couldn't handle their weed tried to lead the whole team. Ended up being the worst cluster fuck of a match.

>>"dude I'm so fucking high right now"
Fuck people in general who say that shit.

Except I'm not at all and you're projecting

>"brb man gotta go jack off"
>Last Online: 12 seconds ago

>We all want attention, user. It's not like you're exempt from that.
There's liking attention like a normal human being, and there's being an attention whore. Femboys are, pretty much without attention, attention whores. In order to find the average Sup Forums femboy attractive you'd have to be just as ugly and desperate as they are.

Have you ever been high? Generally you wanna talk about it. It's a nice feeling.

I'm not saying it doesn't get annoying, but you should be more tolerant of it.

post a link to your bp pics.
i want to masturbate to them

>Military sim voice chat.
>Always role playing
I fucking love it.

>DUDE WEED LMAO
All potheads should be culled.

>as ugly and desperate as they are

You are literally "I don't like thing," the post.

t. butthurt femboy not getting his daily dose of attention and praise

you're disgusting, get used to it or start acting like a normal human being

they don't exist, user. I have pics of other things but once again, don't wanna get banned.

are you a trap? you sound like a faggot no offence

Fuck off, we're full. Austin doesn't need any more west coast commies. At the rate you rats are coming in we'll be Portland 2.0 in 5 years.

vocaroo.com/i/s0k0pivNvpLq

nah, he's just a teenager.

i had my cock out and you bluball me like this? thats cruel fampai

lol first thread i see on Sup Forums and i literally just sparked an oowop. bout to be crispy im taking it to the head

>vocaroo.com/i/s0k0pivNvpLq
kek

good thing orgasm denial is my fetish

Yes I used to smoke a shit tone. I just got bored of it and didn't feel like spending money on it anymore. Along with people I used to smoke with was shaddy and just complete failures with shit attitude.

I get what yoy mean by having a decent conversation on how it feels and having good vibes. I'm talking about that one kid in the group that always goes "BRO I'M SO HIGH OMG DUDE DO YOU FEEL IT" and do some completely annoying shit no one likes/piss off the whole group with some rrally incoherent bullshit. We get it you're high man we are too. Take the time to say something and actually converse or just relax, not jump around like a fucking autistic child thst just got his tendies.

>first person to die starts insulting everyone and starts issuing out commands

Ah, yeah. That's pretty obnoxious. I've only drunk, but I generally tend to mention a few times throughout the night how drunk I am. It's just what comes to mind. Overall, I have actual conversations and I don't sperg out like you said.

come over man i'll smoke you out

Nope, Dallas, sorry bud.

fuck off reddit

>TFW kratom about to be banned in the states and will be hard as fuck to get

Guess I'll either have to kill myself or finally give the weed meme a shot.

So where exactly are the vocaroo links? There's only one user here and I know there are more of you.

Post links pls

>kratom

never tried it before, what's it like? heard it's extremely addictive.

>"Hi guys, what's up? Yes that's right I'm a girl AND I play video games!"
>mute

as someone who smokes weed for pain (arthritis, shitty genes)

what is kratom like? Sick of being high all the time

It just gives me energy (WAY cleaner than caffeine) with a great mood boost/euphoria. It's really motivating. I don't find it to be addictive, since I've stuck to only using it one day a week since I first tried it. But damn I'm gonna miss that one day.

I drink on occasions but I hardly have the time to myself these days. It's no problem saying how drunk you are to alert people or just enjoy the vibes.

There was these two kids back in the highschool days no one liked because of the attitude or obnoxious shit. Only would tolerate them cause they had connections. They still are the biggest pieces of shit with no potential in life.

One would just make some weird ass noises and say "bro I'm so high" as if no one was paying attention to him. I would always bum him cigs when high and whenever I thought he would return the favor he would just be a stale asshole.

The other kid would just say really dickish things and insult everyone while saying "BRO I'M JUST HIGH CHILL OUT" or "DON'T KILL MY VIBES ASSHOLE" as he fucks up everyone's vibes. He thinks it's okay sticking knifes at people because "bro I'm just so high".

Shit was pathetic. Some other kids just ripped everyone off or would "need" to get high all the time time order to have fun. Some still do it I get smoking on the daily just to get through the day is no problem. But everyone we tried and do something fun, "YO MAN LEMME GET HIGH FIRST". Shit dude forgot how to habe fun while sober, eventually things aren't as fun stoned because yoy so it all the fucking time. Didnt help but kinda ruine it for me and saw that I had no more enjoyment out of it. When I smoked by myself I didn't do anything fun either, and wasn't motivated to do much.

Towards the end of my smoking career group smokes just got awkward for me...I'd have a huge head buzz and feel like everyone was waiting for something, analyzing what I was doing and if the group was having fun, or if I hadn't talked a lot etc. I'm a really outgoing person sober so it was very strange and I don't remember my earlier stoned hangouts being like that. Could've just been the dank sativa I was smoking in that period though, I went sativa initially because I liked being a bit more clear-headed and able to do things but now I think I get weirded out/paranoid/awkward on it and would only want to hit some strong indica and get a body high like back in the day.

Houstonian here.
Commiefornian degenerates like you don't belong here.
t. Rest of Texas

vocaroo.com/i/s0mr7SRALbvg

do you have a beard?

beard and shitty mic. Only just realized how bad the quality was

Jesus Christ, even ex-potheads can't shut the fuck up about it.

>I don't find it to be addictive

Which is what every addict says

>only using it one day a week since I first tried it
>but I'm not addicted tho

lol ok

>brb gotta put my kids to sleep

Can't forget how the second guy would litterally jump around, make shit obvious, and a few kids got caught because of how much of his "vibes" where so important. But when we were at his house, "BRO STOP MY PARENTS WILL KNOW". Highschool was full of shit.

See my last post its the one above. But i know whst yoy mean, this was the other hakf of the reason why i said fuck it. Iwas never a super out going person but when I got stoned I just liked to relax and not say much and be a little paranoid. Still had a decent amount of good times. But towards the end of seeing no one grow up, rely on weed for a good time, and expect everyone to be outgoing when smoking then "forgot" to invite yoy because yoy don't say much whike stoned was getting annoying as fuck.

Whats the problem here?

>say brb smoke break
>i don't actually smoke

Jesus Christ you can't even read, shut the fuck up.

>Turn voice chat up from 0%
>Children's voices
>Realize you're getting way too old

I'd take you up on that offer if we weren't continents apart
appreciate it though

are you a lobster?

Sorry, bro. Could rephrase that unbelievably concise reply into a three-paragraph fog of superfluous information?

>visits a thread about weed
>wow why is everyone talking about weed wtf stupid stoners
Do you also go into head shops and complain about how they have bongs everywhere?

Wow...it's like people actually try to communicate online and have different hobbies than you....woah...

>Gimme 15 mins guys
>Shut down PC

Why should I? You're not taking the context correctly.

There is always jenk fampai.

>so retarded he thinks the thread is about weed, and not shitting on stoners and weed culture

To keep my blood pressure down, I generally avoid head and vape shots strictly because of the clientele. However I do get a chuckle at the "water pipe for tobacco use only" signs.

>faggot puts his girlfriend on the mic
>call gets filled with awkward attempts at impressing her and not playing games
Fucking betas man

Still, the best times were lighting up with 5-6 good friends, passing pieces around to each other's music and not expecting to say anything, just talking about what comes. Or getting lit with my roommate and playing Soul Calibur for hours. Or smoking alone to some tunes and a game like the witcher

He thought it was gonna be a flower vase for his waifu pillow.

If you've been on Sup Forums for more than 2 days you'd know that any mention of weed will turn the entire thread into stoners calmly talking about it, and the /STRAIGHT EDGE/ people shitposting about it (thats you!). They will never be separate and if you really despise weed that much you really should just avoid weed threads all together.

ive never seen that happen. Anytime im in a game and a girl talks people usually act normally or they make a gamer girl joke then act normally

why is there a weed thread in a video game borad

Oh okay. So just ignore the OP, then claim it's a thread about weed, and it becomes a thread about weed. Thanks for the information and the return to your long-winded, blogform posts, user!

>brb gotta go fuck my boy

Why would this even remotely bother you?

>gg
>I played like shit

>brb gotta lead the jihad

The same reason there are food threads and alcohol threads, you can combine hobbies.

I missed the times it was fun with myself, with some okay people. The last person I cared to smoke with was pretty chill. Was into some black and death metal. We jammed at times but didn't really care to go anywhere. Was the best rolling a fat joint and just shooting the shit with him. We pretty much went our separate ways. He likes to hike and play guitar still. I put my musical shit behind me and just work a lot.

>So just ignore the OP, then claim it's a thread about weed

>>in game voice chat
>>"Dude I am sooo fucking high right now"

then shouldnt this be in /vw/ video game and weed board

I know who this is

>Raid with guild
>guild members are really nice down to earth people
>just smoked and feeling self conscious about it
>trying to act straight so no one catches on.

>that kid who's always screaming at his mother

user, I know you're desperate, but you don't have to pretend to have actual autism. If you look closer, OP's point out that it's cringeworthy or in some way negative to hear about somebody announcing their habit to other people in game. Surely you know that and you're just trying to skate by on semantics.

>Loud-mouth droopy eyed retard that yells at teammates and blames everyone for his mistakes over the mic
>Check profile
>Pony avatar