What do you think they taste like?

What do you think they taste like?

piss

sunny d

The raw butthole sweat of a brown tomboy

Coal

le sunny dick

Dick

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Orange Juice after brushing your teeth

Probably earthy water. It probably has a grassy dirt taste but not too strong. Kinda just basing it offa nothing though

Whose tasted better?

dicks don't actually have any distinct taste

OJ and egg yolk

Alcohol and medicine.

Kinda like mixing whiskey and cod liver oil, or something like that.

literally fire

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Salty milk and coins

>mfw parents buy this for their kids

burning

Life

The doll. Maybe maiden in black.
But probably doll. Best game in the series.

witch hazel u niggers...

like a bag of sand

lukewarm ice tea

like warm, glowing sunlight

Like a really strong Screwdriver.

and...? orange juice and milk are good for breakfast

carbonated honey

Sunny D is not orange juice

>MiB has a gay accent
>fire keeper doesn't want to talk to you
>emerald slut is fugly

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pretty much is. maybe just a bit different flavors and sweeter

let me tell you about it

think about this user

think about all the wonderful things that happen in summer user.

>fruits and vegetables are in harvest.
>sitting on your porch reading a book in the mid-summer heat with a cool glass of ice tea
>flowers are in their ripe blooming stage
>days on the beach with the sand between your toes and the ocean in the backround
>that girl that you didn't realize was there for a while that makes everything seem just a little brighter
>your waifu in a sundress
>the forests are buzzing with beautiful life

take all those wonderful, loving things, then distill them into a wonderful drink.

then set that drink on fire, super charging it to a degree that it literally is the essence of all that you know is good

that is what Estus tastes like

I've always felt like health potions in games always tasted like POM juice, probably because the bottle looks so video gamey and everytime i drink it i feel my hp bar is replenished

Am I autistic /vee/?

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>Sunny D is not orange juice

Pro tip: Bottled orange juice is not orange juice; it's tasteless orange fruit byproducts flavored with artificial agents made by a company that makes perfume.

Uuuhh skinman, villain in disguise...

t. Amerifats who have only eaten processed food and fake juice their whole life

Sunny D is literally not orange juice. (As in, the juice of an orange.)

No, it's water and corn syrup. That is not similar to proper orange juice at all you faggot.

>emerald slut is fugly
You're literally gay. She's the cutest.

Like the golden semen off the lord almighty himself all packed into one gulp.

Salty coins and Milk

Yogurt with orange and lemon flavor

Ash and stale bone marrow.

I think it tastes like water but burns like shit going down.

Or if we're memeing it up, Sunkist.

>Bottled orange juice is not orange juice; it's tasteless orange fruit byproducts flavored with artificial agents made by a company that makes perfume.

How can you have never have fucking made your own orange juice, how is that possible.

>Calling Emerald slutty and ugly

She is the purest one desu and the best looking.

salty coins

I see you've watched Adam Ruins Everything.

Red Bull

Honey Whiskey

nobody in america thinks sunny d is real juice, you filthy unshowered yuroshit.

Um then where does the pulp come from?

So the same either way.

What? Nigga you crazy. The Souls world is completely bleak, Estus is a quick respite from it, not a journey down happy bumblefuck lane.

Don't you have orange juice where you live? What the fuck?

>implying I'm European

also, this user seems to think it is.

Of the dozens of people I know, NONE own their own juicer, what the fuck

Tears and butthurt.

nigga you gay.

how do you know he's american? in america we have florida oranges, the finest oranges anywhere in the world. so whatever chink or spic shithole you're living in, i hope it gets nuked.

Isn't it soup?

whenever you take place in a souls game, it is always at the end when everything is bleak. estus is a link to happier times when everything wasn't bleak and dark as fuck.

Sunny D is an American drink, and also because only an American would be so retarded as to think that Sunny D is orange juice.

I'm from Canada btw. No chinks in my city, just pooinloos.

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It can be used to make soup.

>really believes that Sunny D and Orange Juice are the same thing.
Jesus man..

Don't buy your orange juice! Make your own, it's easy as making toast!

Pretty certain one of the devs said it tasted like chocolate

nobody in america would consider it orange juice. i hope russia invades you and kills everyone.

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raw egg yolks

nothing of use has ever come out of your country. even australia is more relevant.

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Are you seriously defending retarded people just because they might live in the same country as you? I never said YOU were retarded, just the user who though sunny D is orange juice

USA! USA! USA!

>Florida Oranges

Nigger, just when I thought you said the stupidest shit

name a better orange, chinkfaggot.

The herald refills it. Take a guess.

California oranges

Fucking finally some other faggot agrees with me. Thanks other faggot. Good taste.

Fireball whiskey

>we have substandard education
>crippling internal debt
>below 100 average IQ
>but we have great oranges
Good for you clapistani.

it is orange juice, and im still gonna drink it. do something about it

so... firewhisky?

yet we could turn whatever chinkhole you live in into a smoldering crater and build shopping malls on the ashes of your corrugated metal house.

> shopping malls on irradiated ground
baka desu senpai, that can't be healthy

>>we have substandard education
4/5 of the top 5 universities in the world are north American

Good for you clapistani.
Hope you can find your penis sometimes.

You sure like to say chink a lot.
You get kekked by a Chinaman?

It's "juice" that is colored orange but it isn't orange juice

whenever your mom's done with it i'll be over to pick it up.

You know those orange cream popsicles? A liquid version of that but like really thick.

>implying this doesn't mean that your public education is so shitty it drags 4 top 5 universities to below average
You're not good with numbers.
Or anything for that matter.

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>Estrus Flask
piss and cum

we have two forms of education, public and private.

And one is shit and the other one leaves you with crippling debt for life
Good job.

He's right, but with so many people you're bound to have geniuses too, though they're overshadowed by the myriad of retards.

why would i do anything about it when diabeetus will do it for me