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wtf I hate cdpr now

at least GOG has quality control
unlike steam

Based Poles don't take no shit from no pretentious numales.

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You can tell from the title that it's going to suck.

That's a really nicely worded rejection letter. They offer some feedback, explain the rejection, it's more like a friend offering advice than a company shooting you down.

>unironically being a nazi

This. At least GOG somehow tries to keep their store free of generic tryhard indie pixel shit.

But the only thing they sell are generic tryhard indie pixel shit, abandonware and The Witcher.

The German language is superior to your precious Japanese, especially in translation. Japanese is painfully literal, more blunt and less poetic than even English.

>I am entitled to have my garbage hosted on successful websites

That's some pretty based critiques on GOG's part. A little bit hypocritical to not sell this product considering

>German language
>Superior to anything

it's literally autism: the language.

>Reddit
Fuck off.

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That's the game.
Lmao.

still better than japanese

Again, that's Japanese with its unrelenting literalism along with having two written forms.

Looks great. A vibrate, low-poly aesthetic, much better than commoner "n-bit" two-dimensional platformers.

what the fuck does nipponese have to do with ANYTHING here

>painfully literal

user... you might want to examine your language.

It's kind of sad when people pretend to know things.

>"But oh well, I tried!

No. No you didn't try. Which is why GOG kicked your shit to the curb.

looks like the unity garbage
Not the worst kind, but still not good

>Obvious mobile port
>Looks great

What indie game would god best likely to reject?

i'd say your life but clearly that slipped past the review process somehow

>Obvious mobile port without a mobile version

It's going to be replaced by Arabic soon anyways, Ahmed.

Unity, mobile, what's the difference?

Are you proud of yourself for making the most obvious joke you can do?

I always thought that whole "weebs will voraciously defend Jap culture" thing was a meme. It's...Okay to admit that Japanese isn't sterling, and is in fact one of the worst languages.

no, i felt kinda bad as soon as I posted it. sorry user, i hope i didn't hurt your feelings

But I'm not indie. I was grown by the government in a lab. My vision is augmented.

I'm not defending Japanese but point out your hypocrisy. German is known for its stupid literal takes on words.

It'll get one eventually, then.

Unity is an engine, mobile means platform
You could have ignored my post and kept your retarded thoughts to yourself, but you choose to make a comment. Why? To look like a fucking cretin?

All the european languages barring English are absolute shit. And this is from an european.

This post is pretty autistic. Are you German by any chance?

Well you're posting on a Japanese anime waifu imageboard for one thing.

No, but I will not tolerate your retarded faggotry.

>a thread about making fun of indie shit turned into a nazi hating japanese somehow

looks better than half the old garbage they sell on GOG
if this game was older people would even defend it here, hilarious

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Wonder how many of them you actually know to pass that judgment.

>a friend
>not telling you why it sucks
You don't have lots of those, do you ?

first post best post

Nothin personnel, kiddo. Japanese can do no wrong.

Godus

I'm really not sure why a Nazi would hate Japanese anyway, they're best buds. Der Fuhrer even called them honourary whites.

Doesnt look bad to be honest. Looks like a PS1 and N64 platformer.

>German
>not blunt
lmfao what? German is especially blunt. straight to the point, never beating around the brow. granted, that's how language SHOULD be, simple communication, but to claim that German isn't such is asinine. stay cucked, Naziboo. :^)

now as for GOG, that's actually quite cruel, the indie dev is just trying to mkae a quick buck but GOG says "well we won't make any money so fuck off". that's not quality control, that's just being mean.

Stores don't have to stock a game just because it's playable.

Why are you all so fucking childish and autistic.

Message to the weebs in this thread.

nah m8 english has fucked up pronunciation. Gotta be honest, the only european languages that actually sound like people talking instead of animal sounds are Italian and it's retarded cousin aka Spanish

>waaaah waaaaaah why wont gog accept my trash

It's called quality control, and they were being nice. You're selling the game on steam now, it's easy as fuck to get people to buy especially if it has trading cards.

That's exactly what quality control is.

say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>Thorin
>talking about intellect

Then why do I only see animals speaking Spanish?

Who?

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No, not all. Japanese is more valuable than German in the translation industry due to high demand but loe competition because it's harder to learn. German is way more easy if you already speak English and it is just more valuable than other European languages.

this
japanese is hard as fuck, atleast german language is similar to most other european languages

>English
>Not shit
>No difference between singular and plural you
This is so mindbaffling, but also incredible when you see native speakers who don't know what they're missing out on since they've never differentiated between the two

>pixel shit.
But game in question doesn't seem to be pixel shit

It's better without a difference, makes a lot of social situations less awkward.

>FROGPOSTING IN TWENTY SIXTEEN

WOW

When would that ever be useful?

>especially in translation

Feel free to elaborate.

>CDPR won't let a decent Unity platformer on their precious fucking store when they keep garbage like Thomas Was Alone and 200 "Find the Thing" puzzle games on

Why anybody supports these idiots is beyond me.
>B-but they make old games work on new hardware!
Yeah? And how much money do the original developers of the game get? Oh yeah, fucking nothing.

(You) is singular or plural, and you can tell by this magical thing called C O N T E X T. like dude, use your brain. If I say you lazy bitches, then it's clear that I'm talking of multiple people. If I say you are retarded, it is clear that I'm talking of a single person.

Take that vosotros looking shit back to the trash can where it came from lmfao

>using Google.de
It's not your fault that you were born into a country without freedom of speech, but it is your fault that you're choosing to use a search engine that censors certain results.

Do you really just hate freedom like the rest of your ilk?

It has soul but it won't sell on a big scale. Not even thinking about a sequel or something.
One of my uni teachers once said "a good product is made by two guys: an artist who loves his work and a business man who loves money".
This clearly lacks the business part.

THe screen is made of pixels and it looks like shit so yeah

Jesus christ. Feels pretty good to not be a weeaboo who spews out random japanese words desu.

Good thing they're finally implementing quality control then.

>it's an Australian baits with no effort rerun

For what it's worth, Japs are ridiculously nice. Like way past the point of it being a fault. When trying to get a room at a hotel, I didn't realize for like 15 minutes the receptionist either wasn't allowed or couldn't bring herself to say there were no vacancies. Felt like a tool for wasting 15 minutes of her time instead of giving her an out like saying if there was no vacancies it's fine or something.

Also, not a weeaboo, just like travelling.

This desu senpai

To any indie devs who might be reading this: Don't ever make shit like that public. Nothing good could ever come from it. Don't publish rejection letters or other business-related correspondence just to openly sulk about being "mistreated" by the industry. Just don't, ever.

Oh wow, this super helpful post full of things I've never considered before revealed completely new knowledge about the english language, thank you so much

Also
>implying I'm unemployed

>that Aussie banter

Thanks based Gog for keeping the trash out. Look like a game slapped together with a bunch of random Unity assets.

>squid is an ink fish
why are germans so retarded?

>>CDPR won't let a decent Unity platformer on their precious fucking store when they keep garbage like Thomas Was Alone and 200 "Find the Thing" puzzle games on
because those sell and aren't a niche limited market like an "indie rpg based on pre 2000 consoles"

wtf I hate myself now

I remember when Steam first started Greenlight and it was extremely prestigious to actually get your game in the store. The first 10 games to get greenlit even had news articles about them. Then at some point they must have just opened the floodgates because now the store is full of garbage, some of it barely finished. Well done GOG for retaining some form of quality control.

you must be white then, i'm black, Japanese absolutely hate me haha. it's saddening.

English is a language for literal retards.

>the subject has to always be expressed

baffling

I am weeaboo and that means I am better than YOU

execute yourself

Oh wow, a garbage """sarcastic""" post that thinks it's the center of attention!

lmfao what an idiot. stay mad that you can't hack it at the Language of Business™. keep talking in Spanish, Jaime, you might JUST be able to visit a true European country lmao

>When trying to get a room at a hotel, I didn't realize for like 15 minutes the receptionist either wasn't allowed or couldn't bring herself to say there were no vacancies.
She was probably autistic user.
Not as severe as you, but still.

I'm not a fan of official curation. If a game is shit and it still gets on the service, then this affects me in no way whatsoever. If a game is good and it doesn't get on the service, then this makes it less convenient for me to buy it.

Just learn to ignore shit games. The majority of games that would pass any kind of reasonable curation process are shit too anyway.

t. underageb&

>it's saddening
Why be sad? Japs are pathetic, bruh.

That sucks. On the plus side though, you can go to Sweden and rape anyone you want and they'll thank you for it.

>calls a Qualle a jellyfish

This
Green light is a fucking dumpster fire

Yeah, I'm the fucking child for begging Steam to take the responsibility of having to choose games by myself off of my shoulder.

Unlike actual underageb&s, I actually do remember pre-Greenlight Steam, and I also remember the amount of good games that couldn't get on the service for not specific reason.