Was Zidane the only canonically non-homosexual male MC in a Final Fantasy series?

Was Zidane the only canonically non-homosexual male MC in a Final Fantasy series?

Cute!

There's Bartz. He had a whole party of girls to himself once Galuf kicked the bucket.

Did he fuck the rat?

Firion was seduced by what he thought was Hilda. which turned out to be a lamia.

Rosa was Cecil's girlfriend, and later wife.

Cloud was obviously in love with Aerith, and maybe Tifa as well.

Squall and Rinoa have a pretty affectionate scene late in the game.

Tidus and Yuna make out.

So yeah, heterosexuality all around. I'm frankly offended by the lack of gay characters in the series.

Tidus

Tidus had underwater sex.

>Faris
>Lenna
>The fucking brat
Bartz is The Pimp of final fantasy

>only canonically non-homosexual male MC in a Final Fantasy
I mean, no? Almost every male controllable character has a female love interest or expresses interest in females.

Locke, Cloud, Squall, Tidus, Cecil, Wakka, Kain, Seifer, Firion, Vincent, Cid (in pretty much every appearance), Irvine...

I could go on is my point.

You may hate XIII. But Fang and Vanille were pretty gay for each other.

Cloud can have gay sex in 7. His sexuality just moseys where it wants.

No? Cloud, Tidus, and Cecil are all canonically non canon.

Auron was gay for Braska

And funny enough, he has the most gay porn.

I agree, honestly. Any game series known for its cute boys should always be predominately homosexual. The obnoxious in your face heterosexuality that runs rampant throughout the series is actually a huge turn off and makes the majority of the games not even worth playing.

>Not having a best friend you would be will to put your life on the line for

I truly feel sorry for you

He's confident enough in his heterosexuality he could pee with another boy.

Remember that faggot bad guy Kuja or w/e in this game?

Wearing a thong and rising a giant white "dragon" (read :white mans dick)?

Gay

He was gonna be a girl but got changed at the last minute.

Who could forget the best character in the entire series?

>he thinks alpha squall was gay

>The obnoxious in your face heterosexuality that runs rampant throughout the series is actually a huge turn off and makes the majority of the games not even worth playing.
>So yeah, heterosexuality all around. I'm frankly offended by the lack of gay characters in the series.
>playing jrpgs for the romance

NANI?

jrpgs don't have to have romance, they just have to not have obnoxious shoehorned straight romances where they don't belong.

>FF9fags

I can see why people draw so much Kuja and Zidane gay porn.

Cloud and Squall were more edgelords focused on other things besides the obvious signs they recieved that the girls wanted their dick.

I do agree that Tidus and Bartz were pretty straight though, forgot about them. Can't believe I forgot that obvious (awkward as fuck) make out scene in the lake where Tidus pretty much force kisses Yuna and Yuna just kind of accepts it. Tidus really wanted to fuck her, but Zidane really wanted to fuck Garnet as well.

They're a lot less fun if you don't like and respect the characters, and hetero characters are always shit.

>tfw can't tell the difference between shitposting and sincerity anymore

canon heterosexual male.

They're definitely being sincere, and they're right. Jrpgs should always be about cute boys and adventure. Romance between cute boys is optional, but there should never be ugly bitches in the spotlight.

He wasnt, but he was the most alpha of them all, Zidane BTFO every other protagonist of the series by far, he's a cheeky cunt, a strong Genome who needs no immortality and he flirts a lot and is a total bro.

He's pretty much Zack tier.

I don't care what anyone says, the amount of sexual tension/romance between Sorey and Mikleo was fucking saturated in Tales of Zestiria. I don't know how they could have made it more obvious without them holding hands and shit.

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>Freud meme

I guess taking Psychology 101 gave you a God complex, didn't it? Don't worry that's a common result of taking that class, same for Philosophy 101.

You didn't grow up with a brother did you?

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Anybody who actually denies that Mikelo and Sorey are canon seriously needs to loosen their goggles or risk brain damage. The creators have pretty much flat out said that they're a couple.

You do realize people have different levels of intimacy with their brothers, right? I'm an only child, but I've seen brothers be friends and not act like they're intimate with each other.

You can love a family member and not love them to the point where it looks like you're showing sexual intimacy with them.

I guess this isn't blatant furfaggotry either

i bet you're one of those that call old disney movies "furbait"

>I'm an only child

Yeah, that's what I thought. Only children often mistake the closeness of brothers with that of lovers because they are socially retarded by the fact that they were not socialized properly during early development.

>You can love a family member and not love them to the point where it looks like you're showing sexual intimacy with them.

Name one time there was an interaction between them that was even remotely sexual?

>sexual intimacy with them.
What exactly is your definition of sexual intimacy?
you know it's normal for siblings to hold hands, hug, kiss, sleep together get your mind out of the gutter, be naked around each other and share baths right?

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Did you not play Tales of Zestiria, Mikleo and Sorey seemed to far beyond what you'd consider the normal boundaries of "family intimacy"

>Cloud
>Squall
>Edgelords

When will this meme end? Cloud in KH and other games outside of FF7? Sure he's an edgelord, but FF7 Cloud is far from edgy.

>Fantasy setting has fantasy races
it's like you expected pretty boys and a harem

>implying that wasn't the literal start of darkness for a whole entire generation of furries

>algerian-french divegrasser

sounds gay to me

Like what? You keep saying that it happened but don't give a single example, is it perhaps because they don't exist and you're just a yaoi fag that's projecting?

Not that user but Sorey and Mikleo are canon. So if anyone is projecting here, it's you.

>tidas
>squall
>cloud
>not homosexuals
come on now, dude

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

I did play it and all the homo accusations are literally either Fujos who put on goggles,women who can't understnand intimacy between men or only children who never had a brother.
None of the interactions they had were anywhere above the threshold for brotherly/friendly relationships all they did was talk about ruins and joke around, I don't see how Fujos twisted it into full on homo unless they thought the ending proves anything beyond that.

The creators explicity said that Sorey is not heterosexual, and that Mikleo was his 'one and only'. That's about as close as a Japanese company is allowed to get to officially calling their characters gay without having their products pulled from the market. They're definitely 100% gay, and it takes serious levels of delusion and insanity to deny it.

Sorry fags. You're not oppressed any more so tumblr and the SJW brigade won't back you anymore.

>spends the first 15ish hours of the game talking about how he doesn't need people and doesn't like them
>constantly bullying his teammates and telling them to "shut up"
>literally only gets better when he becomes a vegetable
>not an edgelord
t. underage shitter parroting anti-memes because he never played FF7.

>hetshitters are this delusional
You're just embarrassing yourself, now.

The words "emo" and "edgelord" lost their meanings years ago.
If anything Cloud is just a jaded asshole at the start of FFVII and the game shows us his journey towards facing his past instead of twisting it, far from what people say he is.
Besides FFVII has tons of moments where he jokes around and act goofy, it's like none of these people actually played it and just copy what the last user said.

>all this delusion
Jesus Christ.

>This user has a whole folder of Freud pictures just to spam at people as a defense when he doesn't agree with something they said.

This is some advanced autism/shit-posting, watch him post a Freud picture in response to this. You remind me of that guy in Psychology class who tried to one up the professor by acting like he knew more about Psychology then the person with a P.h.D in it.

We can just agree to disagree, what you see as "family intimacy" I see as sexual/romantic tension between child-hood friend, call me a "yaoi-fag". I'm not going to argue with you over what constitutes homosexual feelings and what doesn't between childhood friends/brothers. And no I'm not implying anyone who is on good terms with their brother/childhood friend is gay, but if you're as close as Mikleo and Sorey were with each other then that just seems like you're both in the closet.

It's all subjective at this point.

I understand how their relationship was twisted perhaps, and yes I understand it might be different if you didn't have a brother/childhood friend. Everyone will have their own opinions/views when looking at family/childhood intimacy, everyone has a line and for some that line is further back then others. Hell, I knew some people who thought it was strange to see their sibling naked while others didn't care.

alright then give me an example from an in-game scene

it takes serious levels of delusion and insanity to be so insistent about it, you're one of those "they fucked" idiots, right?

>he LITERALLY touched the booty
the real hero of the francise

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>it takes serious levels of delusion and insanity to state the truth
Hetshitters, everybody.

That looks like someone took a mass of shit and then tried to sculpt a man out of it. Just shit my shit up.

>tfw I actually played FF7

I get what you're saying but lets not forget that Cloud actually trusts the party way before becoming a vegetable, he says as much before entering Gongaga. Cloud, based on memory, was shown to crack a joke every now and then. Cloud was not an edgelord in FF7.

Heteroscum is still mad salty that Alisha got pushed aside to make way for a canon homo end.

A conversation where Mikleo is poking fun isn't proof that him and Sorey are in a homosexual relationship. Also care to show a source on the "the creator confermed it guys... I swear". So far it just seems like more bullshit like everything else you've said.

Hope

I know this is from FFXIV, but it really channels Grahf from Xenogears

oh look, no one replied, makes you think huh....

Cloud is beautiful because he's a complete dork acting like how he thinks a badass supersoldier would.

Unfortunately for him his mental model for "badass supersoldier" was another complete dork trying to act like he thought a badass supersoldier would.

If it makes me a "yaoi-fag" for seeing this as a canon pair then so be it, Mikleo was portrayed/drawn to be feminine as fuck for a male. Even by JRPG standards, Sorey didn't even seem to show any romantic interest in Alisha or any other female in the game. I guess the same could be said for other Tales Of MC's but Sorey just really seemed like he'd rather fuck Mikleo then any female character in the game.

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That user is right, the official word from the creator is that Sorey has no interest in women, his dream is to live the rest of his life with Mikleo, and that they're 'soulmates' and that Mikleo is Sorey's 'one and only'. You really have to be grasping at straws to deny it at this point, but they're definitely gay.

You were already BTFO before your first post

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Not him btw

Creators even outright said that Sorey has no romantic interest in women. The straighgoggle posters in this thread are just delusional.

>his true form is flamingo feathered fuckmonkey
>non-homo

Well obviously furries and fujo's are going to get off to that.

Canon wise though he was pretty damn straight, he wanted Garnet's booty and by god he was going to have it.

I wish I had a body like kuja

>and fujo's are going to get off to that.
Sure, It's hot, but I mean, if I see that I'm still gonna assume it's a homosexual, and that makes it hotter still.

having no romantic interest in women is not the same as homosexual, it's possible the creator was say he is asexual and just wants to explore ruins with his best bro, but then again I'm reading into a quote that so far seems to not exist, so what do I know.

Locke was a degenerate necrophiliac. He doesn't count.

You mean Buttz right?

>OP get's laughed out of the other FF thread because everyone knows IX is a joke.
>makes his own thread where he pretends Zidane isn't super gay
>literally has a tail, a handle so you can hold on while you fuck him in the ass
Ok OP, time for bed.

>Sorey didn't even seem to show any romantic interest in Alisha or any other female in the game.
>Sorey just really seemed like he'd rather fuck Mikleo then any female character in the game.

No one's saying he had feelings for any of the women, but that doesn't mean he automatically wanted to fuck Mikleo.
Those who thought so simply never grew up with siblings, the two never did anything I couldn't see me and my own brother not doing so I have no idea why people keep pushing for it.

if anything it's possible he had feelings for Rose because of the censored last words he said to her,
if you're familiar with Japanese media then you'll know that whenever that kind of scene happens it's usually because the person talking said some form of "I love you"
It also makes the most sense considering Baba was the one who wanted to push Rose as the main heroine anyway so it makes sense he'd do a shitty hamfisted romance between her and Sorey

>>literally has a tail, a handle so you can hold on while you fuck him in the ass
I kekked

Yes, Butz.

From the town of Lix.

Was Terra a gay?

I have no idea what you're talking about, I wasn't in the last thread either.

Anyway what people like is subjective, I think VII and VIII are overhyped trash and yet they're the most popular ones in the series. Also a lot of people hate X and XII yet they get a lot of attention as well, it's all subjective.

Balthier hit dat viera pussy every other day.

Vaan had penelo.

No, but he was certainly the biggest horndog. The second was probably Tidus

>Balthier
He said MC user

But it's still true
And as much as people call Vaan a homofaggot for looking like a homofaggot, that won't deny the fact he and Penelo are all about eachother

>Fang and Vanille

>balthier
>not the leading man

>VII and VIII are overhyped trash
>IX was good
It was a steady decline. you could graph that shit, three points perfectly straight line. Just because you're gay for Zidane doesn't make the game good.