Dad walks in

>dad walks in

Honestly, anybody who plays this shit probably doesn't have a father figure in their life to begin with.

>exhales noseair

nice "game", idiot

>Damn, that's cute boy

What game?

Looks like the new berserk anime.

Nigga has a point tho

Too bad these games aren't actually fucking sexy like you faggots insist.

You all said that the Atlier games were fanservice garbage with panty shots every 5 seconds, so I bought two of them and it turns out they're not.

Retards, all of you.

It's actually a boy (female), dad.

...

are you still a pathetic virgin losers son?
is this my fault son?

>dad walks in
>are ya winning son?

she's cute.

Not sure if I've seen this posted in literal years, don't think spurdo counts.

lol retard watch porn if you want sexy, not games

kys

Same. Occasionally you'll still see "troll line" images, but that's about it.

It's weird to realize I was on Sup Forums 8 years ago. I visit in clusters, but it's changed substantially.

She's 17 bud

>mum finds your animu games

When I was 14 my dad and I marathoned Neon Genesis Evangelion because our cable went out and our provider wasn't going to help us until the following Tuesday.

We still talked about it, especially while we went to Japan due to my mother being in the Air Force.

I was completely mindfucked by the show, I think I need to watch it again. My dad told me he thinks he would have liked it more if it was more about action than personal development and politics, but that the heavily animated scenes were still good. Our favorite episode is Dance Like You Want To Win or whatever it's called.

>why are watching a boy posing in a swimsuit? Something you wanna tell me? Does mother know?

>She looks like your mother

My father and I watched Blood+ in ~2 days. He liked it a lot.

He watched Texhnolyze much later on his own. Didn't really say much aside from the implications of the raffia, and saying it was hard to evaluate the characters without knowing more about their social and societal structure etc.

I don't know what he actually thought about it. Probably wasn't his thing.

Makoto is cute! CUTE!

>dad likes chihaya

>No ass
>No thighs
>No hips
>Hip to waist ratio of ~0.9:1
>Literally the hip structure of the average male or pre-pubescent female
>Kind of tries to make something visually stimulating by including some small breasts, which do little to make up for the deficits in the physique as a whole.

I just don't understand.

>Great, now I want to fuck an asian chick. Your mom wouldn't care anyway

>watched Blood+
>watching literal shit

I honestly loved the MC and the story but that fucking ending.

>literally all of this fighting
>people and friends dying left and right
>lel I won so I'm just gonna go to sleep night senpai

Seriously? Fuck Blood+, literally the worst fucking ending to an anime I've ever seen, and I've seen School Days 4 times nigga.

>Jesus, son, you've got some shit taste in fap material.
>I didn't get you an 800$+ fap machine so you can jack it to nonexistant japanese swimsuit girls

It was fine, and built on an interesting premise that was woven through multiple eras. It wasn't outright complex but had a number of elements to it that fit together nicely.

From what you just said, you pretty much liked it as well. I'm not hearing many substantive negatives user.

Fuck Blood+ simply because Blood: The Last Vampire was 100^83 times better.

We watched that too.

What if your mom walked in instead?

The ending was fucking awful and under whelming as fuck. For a show that like you said, spanned multiple eras, to just end with this dumb bitch taking a nap? Absolute fucking trash. The story was decent and the fight scenes/animation were pretty good. But like I said, the ending just completely shit the bed. What's the point of building/writing something or a story and then just completely shitting all over it at the end? Why even fucking bother? It'd be like making Metal Gear Solid but at the end of defeating Liquid, he decides to retire and become a surfboard salesman in Hawaii or some shit.

I haven't seen it. Have you seen Blood C? Should I even fucking bother? I didn't even know this piece of shit had a sequel.

Blood: TLV is only like 40 minutes long, and is spectacular. Watch it.

Have not seen Blood C, I just heard about it yesterday and give no fucks anymore.

>literally
>can't tell the subtle differences between said male and pre-pubescent female hip structure
This is how I know you're a faggot.

>The ending was fucking awful and under whelming as fuck.
Two things:
-The ending doesn't owe you anything.
-The ending had to be that way, it was perfectly fine, it was built up to, and it was something you knew was looming on the horizon for the majority of the show. That's part of what made the story so unique, it spanned multiple cycles. Either a given sister finally managed to end it, or they'd both go dormant, and it would have to resume again. That was the underlying context.

The whole nature of that dynamic is why the story was so good to begin with. I mean come on, how should it have ended?

Besides that I love the theme of reconciling amnesia, split personalities, and coming to reclaim your memory. Fit in perfectly.

Blood C is good, but you need to watch the movie too because it puts everything in a new context

The ratio is, literally, the same. 0.9 == 0.9.

The differences as far as this go are so sparse there might as well be no appreciable different at all.

My dad found and watched a DVD of JoJo's 2012 and told me he liked it since he knew I was into weebshit. Later he pirated Stardust Crusaders and apparently couldn't get into it because it was "too different". Well, was cool to know he was that open-minded at least.

>sister walks in

>Dad walks in.
>It turns into a zombie movie.

Shit.

When does TLV take place? I guess I'll download this bullshit off AB. Might as well watch this shit since I keep falling asleep on Ergo Proxy

>spend literally 50% of my time shitposting on the internet
>the other 49% if spent playing videogames
>the only 1% I have to watch things is when I'm too tired to browse or play and am about to go to sleep so I just end up falling asleep on the same episode time and time again

I really need to get out of this habit but I can't and have been doing it for the past 3 weeks or so.

>how should it have ended?

With her getting dicked down.

Welp it looks like AB has both, so I know what I'll be falling asleep on for the next 2 weeks.

>draw a girl
>call it a boy
>give it a literally non-existant bulge despite being in tight pants
It's a girl

Is your dad that guy who shitposts about how Hamon is better than stands in every jojo thread?

>You don't understand! It's actually a boy!

The only good part about Blood + was the shota dying.

My dad's a Fate/ secondary. Started with /Zero and then watched the Deen UBW and UBW series. He knows about the VNs, games, etc. but he just wants to watch the anime.
At least I stopped him from watching the Tsukihime anime. Too bad he'll never be able to watch Carnival Phantasm, though

Agree.

FUCK YOU DAD YOU MADE ME WHAT I AM!

>draw a girl
Not with that shoulder:hip ratio

"Dutch angles"
The fuck is wrong with you morons.

Yes, but less obnoxious about it.

Does he know the VN's are porn?

plz let this be porn

WHERE'S THE BULGE?!

At her age? yes.

>Dad shuffles in

OST was bretty good.
First episodes were ok.

It was way to long for it's own good. 24 episodes would be more than enough.

>dad walks in
>bringing this instead

Ryo is a master of "the tuck"

...
yeah...

I remember reading part of that.
I have to give the author credit for actually including bludge. Traps without a bulge are just females with schördingers dick.

>dad walks in
>he doesnt see a thing

TLV isn't related to the other two, other than being the source material for them. TLV is just a better Saya and a more adult story.

Blood+ was just "What if we took this cool dark vampire story and made it into a slice of life"

Not everything can be explained mathematically, silly autist. Your biological male brain can easily tell the difference...unless you're gay of course.

I love how she's just getting pelted at

...why can't I stop laughing

Aozora no Namida is one of my favorite anime OPs. It just stuck with me over the years. I liked Blood+ enough to stick with Blood-C, because I am very, very stupid apparently. Probably the worst anime I've ever actually finished.

Math 101: That math behind traps.

Fuck my dad walked in on me playing FFX-2. I really liked FFX and so I rented FFX-2. Throughout the game all I was thinking was "Where is Tidus?" and dad walks in on me changing costumes and fighting as a bunch of girls. I felt it.

>that roll down the stairs

>The only game MGS4's amazing movement system has been put into is a fucking panty-shooter.

Jokes on you, I have a sixth grade level understanding of mathematics and it took me until I was 22 to admit quantities, geometry, and their relationships might well be a fundamental part of the universe that can't be accurately represented any other way. I then proceeded to go deep down a rabbit hole of trying to unravel if space and all excitations in underlying fields were indeed quantized, and trying to prove the existence of absolute location, progressing to the peripheries of madness in the process. I otherwise tend to think mechanically and with more primary logic, believing that people tend to treat naive mathematical models as though they're well informed heuristics with any predictive power or correlation with how the universe actually works.

Also, my brain sees something androgynous that largely lacks marked feminine traits.

Fpbp

what game?

Sauce. Not even attracted to women but looks comfy

>dad walks down stairs
>stops midway
>walks back up stairs

>The only thing people know about this game is that you can shoot panties, though it is a very small part of the actual game.

Am I wrong for thinking this looks like it could be some stupid fun, panties be damned?

I know it also has a title that would put most LNs to shame.

>taking yoga to look up girls' gym shorts OR help them stretch while they were in tights
>pretending to slip on the stairs to get into the bus to peek up girls' skirts
>pretending to fall asleep on the bus and lying down to peek up girls' skirts as they got off
>pretending to get a terrible text message at the mall, throwing your head back angrily to look up the escalator with the glass sides to see up girls' skirts
>pretending to be lost, looking around and up the stairs to see up girls' skirts
>pretending to drop your phone while the camera's delay timer runs up, snapping a pic up a girl's skirt
>when the class storms the teacher for free cupcakes, taking a pic up a girl's skirt
>during reading time, getting comfy on the beanbag chair to look up your teacher's skirt as she sat at the desk doing computer work
>having a friend push you onto a girl, coping a feel before having a fake fight with him so you could get away with it
>acting like your ankle is sprained, coping a feel with one hand when a girl picks you up to support you over her shoulders
>fondling girls that fell asleep in class, quickly moving your fingers to their ribs and whispering for them to wake up before they get in trouble
>hanging out with your friend at his Salvation Army complex and letting the attention-deprived lolis climb all over you and ask you to carry them places
I'm having such great nostalgia from being a pervert.

its a senran kagura advert

Congrats, user. You're a robot.

Maybe. I checked when I was 17, but those could be false memories programmed into me.

You never know. You can't ever really know.

i remember watching live streams of that game on release day

it was was pretty shit and you could pose models into lewd positions and take pics that got banned from psn or something?

cant even remember

sounds great

Forgot to mention,
>having a sleepover at your friend's house, sneaking into his sister's bedroom, stealing a pair of her panties, ejaculating in them, and hiding them under her bed

>having a friend push you onto a girl, coping a feel before having a fake fight with him so you could get away with it
this
NEVER
happens
does it?

>>hanging out with your friend at his Salvation Army complex and letting the attention-deprived lolis climb all over you and ask you to carry them places

cunnyfags please leave

It was easy because teen girls largely don't care about baseball or know anything about it. We'd buy the gum from a gas station, pretend the cards inside were valuable, one of us would "steal" the valuable card, the one who lost the card would push first, then the guy with the cards would push back "harder" (in appearance only), causing the first one to "fly" back and turn around, arms outreached to "break" the fall, and getting a good handful of titty. Then a mock "brawl" would start out, when it's really only grappling, and the girls would be so shocked at what just happened no one would accuse me or him of sexual harassment. We would just leave the worthless cards behind as one would run away, and the other would chase him.

>implying baseball cards aren't valuable

>my dad even laughs at Bebop and calls it a dumb kid's show

I should rip that fucker's throat out

My dad is dead ;_;

Yep.

Himegoto SS was a good read. The other Himegoto is good too, but waiting for updates kills me

is this girl like supposed to be ditzy and clueless?
she looks pretty stupid

You could learn a thing or two from your dad

>Dad's wife and mom's husband walk in

>Summertime High School. A Young Man’s Notes – How a New Exchange Student Like Myself Ran Into His Childhood Friend On The School Tour, Then For Some Reason Became Super-Popular With The Girls For His Daily Scoops On The School Photography Club Even Though He Only Takes Panty Shots, And What He Thinks As He Goes On Dates During His Summer Of Island School Life.

if you think its a joke, look it up

So are we all on the inside

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