Oh look who crawled out of his cave. Did you pause your game user?

Oh look who crawled out of his cave. Did you pause your game user?

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Nah, I'm just grabbing a soda from the fridge. Later.

NO MOM IM PLAYING DARK SOULS, YOU CANT PAUSE DARK SOULS
ITS PROBABLY THE HARDEST GAME EVER MADE AND YOU CANT PAUSE IT MOM

Get the fuck out of my house.

I would blush and sweat uncontrollably and go back to my room only to come out and eat once all the guests are gone. Agoraphobia sucks man

You can't pause the game of life, you silly girls.

>user! Your cousin was telling us about how he's managed to get that awesome job that pays really well! Why don't you share with the rest of us what you've been up to?
>[ MOTHER LOOKING VISIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE ]

Get out of my house, free loading niggers.

But I live alone

Who are you people?

What a bunch casuals. Don't even have their rigs on the table. What kind of shit LAN party is this supposed to be?

my answer is always studying

>caring about your mother's feelings
Moms and women in general are shit.

I feel bad that this family's picture is on here.

I feel bad for not having a family

This is not my beautiful house!

> grab my plate of food
> Take a seat
> pull cell phone out
> Continue shitposting on Sup Forums

S-Sorry I.. I-I have to go defend Trump online or the Jews will win. Night guys.

Don't talk shit about people you don't even know. Some moms are awesome

I hope you people realize that your family is gonna love your whether or not you're a basement dweller.

that's the thing about families, they're better than strangers.

I have never met a woman that came even close to being awesome in my entire life.

That's because you're a cunt.

well Sup Forums?

you must have come from a nice family

THE BABE IN THE BACK KEEPS GIVING ME THE EYE

See, I am that guy with the awesome job that pays really well and my life still sucks to the point that my dad said he was "worried" about me for the first time in my life a few months ago.

Nah, cunts are for women. I'm 100% male.

fuck you

why are all these white people in our house?

Because I don't really have anything to say to you.

Dibs on flannel.

Maybe it's because you haven't payed off the $200 you stole from your brother, faggot.

Mom, I have a 3ds, I can pause at any point in the game.

>Am I?
"yeah lol"
>o-oh...
And then walk away, alpha as FUCK
Can even add a few seconds of awkwardly staring at them or avoiding their glance while standing still looking like you're searching for words before silently turning away and walking a little bit too fast with an odd gait out of the room

BTFO

>payed
cease this meme

the word is "paid"

"I just don't have anything interesting to say right now."

I-I just have a full time job on Sup Forums m-maybe next time.. Keh-Key board warrior doo-duty calls.. B-Bye.

dibs on the far right

>cunts are for women
Are cocks for men, you little faggot?

strawpoll.me/11178889

Nothing gay about liking dick

autism, the correct response is to stare at the for 3 seconds and then say "what are you wearing?" really incredulously. guaranteed to make them never talk to you ever again

"what are all you girls staring at, am I that handsome?"

Don't do it, user. Look at her eyes; those are the eyes of madness. She's straight-fucking-crazy. She'll seep inside your cracks like poison and hurt you from the inside. Her love a disease, she won't set you free until she breaks you. She's dangerous; stay away, lest she devour you whole.

*get boner*

By sucks despite a decent wage, you mean...?

youtube.com/watch?v=2cV_q-mVAAA

Poe's law?

Fix the problem then

Im still trying to figure out what i wanna do with my life, fuck if im gonna be like you and let something ruin my time if i get a perfect situation like that

This user speaks truth, I've witnessed others being consumed by nutsos like that. They never come out the same.

OUT OF MY WAY WOMEN

I GOTTA GO BACK TO MY COMPUTER

DON'T EVEN TOUCH ME, I'M GAY AS FUCK

I'm really good at coming up with a snappy comeback that makes everyone in the room laugh and then being completely silent the rest of the night. I don't know what's up with that.

LITERALLY MY MOM.
FUCK YOU.

>that feel when accepted you will never have any female attention whatsoever

If someone would employ me for a job that didn't make me want to kill myself, I'd be set for life. I don't even need more than maybe $30K a year, I'll never be supporting more than one. Though I have health issues so I'd probably want $50K for medical bullshit.

This. I can say something clever once in a while, but nothing frequent.

"Wew, in gonna be honest it's probably because a little unnerved being stared down by all these pretty girls"

Im no le alfa man but theres no way the girls can respond negatively, especially since if you can read the mood and they all seem to be having a good time, its easy to wave off

>still think about that one time back in high school you had a sudden rush of balls and actually made a whole group laugh, 10 years later

>What ya been up to? Oh, nothing? That's cool.....
>Do you have a girlfriend? No? That's cool....
>Still working at that shitty place? Oh you are? Hang in there...

God I fucking hate family get togethers

Redhead is best girl

That was me last year. I had a job that I had to move for and I absolutely hated the job and had nothing to do in my free time since I didn't know anybody there. It was horrible. I may be living with my parents right now but I'm a hell of a lot happier than I was there.

more like forehead lol

Accounting/lower end white collar jobs are for you then

You clearly have never had a mother (male).

I'm glad my extended family is so estranged.

I like rape

Want to see my rape videos?

I can't into numbers, and don't even ask what my degree's in. I essentially don't have one.

I am very lonely. I spent about six months pursuing friends here, whether it was churches, clubs, work, gyms, or whatever. After that, I just got tired. People liked me, but didn't care. I missed having deep friendships where people would share their troubles with me and I could do the same. The culture here kind of prohibits that. Take my advice that family and friends are far better than any paycheck.

Not something I can immediately fix. I'm on contract for a year at a job I moved across the country to get. My GPA from college was really low, so this was the only offer I could get. The good part is that I will have a killer resume when I'm done here, and I've already gotten tons of good feedback/offers from my updated one. Once January gets here, I'm getting out of this hellhole.

If either of my parents don't hear from me for ~2 days, they call me repeatedly because they're convinced I'm thiiis close to killing myself. >Feelsbadman.png

don't fucking joke about that
I spent a year in NoVa trying out the BDSM scene and the weirdest encounter I had was a transvestite mommydom

All I do is play Vidya so I have no stories to tell.

I'm not shy just boring

God damn I'm losing my hair and still have a way better hairline than the 6head second from the right

>tfw have 2 lesbian moms

The fuck do you think i care what all your dyke friends think

I drive.

...

>My parents call it a "cave" too.
>I (sort of) move out and rent a room in someone else's house for uni and stay in my room all the time anyway.

Even when I think I'm making progress going out and being in the world, I still want to just stay in my room. Sigh.

Care to share with the class user?

real human bean sighted

I don't talk to strangers much.

Dis is not me beautiful wife!

Good on ya man, just work on that GPA, you'll thank yourself later obvs

I want to agree that women are more trouble than their worth.

But don't you say that about your mom. She is the ONE woman you should at least try to respect.

...

>not just making up bullshit

Autism is a choice desu

you haven't experienced your own mortality until a hairy man in drag calls you his baby boy and tries to breastfeed you

that's how I learned the importance of scene negotiation

>*ding*
"It's hiiiigh noon..."

You can upgrade your degree bro, a lot of colleges offer it. I'm enrolled to upgrade so I can go to grad school and get out of my shitty white collar job. Good money, but fucking soul destroying.

I would say something have joking but kind of dickish to my mom.
Then my mom would take things further.
Then we'd fight. Then I'd spend the rest of my time in my room.

Feminine penis is NOT GAY

Literally me, man. I'm on the downhill side now, so I think I'll make it.

Surprisingly, I haven't had the urge to kill myself in years. I started smoking back in college instead of trying to do myself in one night, and then kicked the habit when I made it through the classes that were kicking my ass. Now, I feel empty but I have this hope for the future that things will get better. At times, that's comforting but most of the time it feels awful. It's like that feeling where you're thinking about a girl that liked you but you never asked her on a second date.

Damn, I know the feeling. It's hard especially if you're pursuing that special someone but they're not remotely interested in you.

You'll find love, user. One day.

Wondering what y'all are doing in my house and whatever or not to shoot or just tell y'all to git

Get a business degree then, since its one of those cop out, mostly-encompassing degrees, i hear being a city worker is bretty gud, decent pay, dont work too hard, but that's here in cali so i cant speak for wherever you are

>It's a socially retarded user episode

>thanks for taking me out for lunch user. what do you want to do now?

hello ladies and welcome to my penis act 1

jesus christ you guys are cringy as fuck

>it's another mom's friends keep asking you increasingly embarrassing questions

I get that you're all a bunch of 40+ year old single moms/women desperate for a man but don't include me in that shit

Growing up surrounded by women is hell holy shit

What do you do for fun

>tfw studied the "gay best friend" and am able to use it to ingratiate myself in a group of women without coming off as a homo

>going for a second degree at age 24.5 when FUCKING HATED university three times already
I dunno, user...