Computer is making weird noises

>computer is making weird noises
>slap it
>noises stop

Your wires are probably caught on a fan or something. Stop smashing your PC, you fucking neanderthal.

This. Put some butter on your wires so they wont grind on the metal and can slip easily around other hardware.

If smacking it work, it just works.

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>Be 11
>Have a shitty old TV, one with a fucking dial, in the basement
>Used to to play Super Nintendo on it everyday
>One day the TV just suddenly goes out.
>Call dad down to fix it
>He's been looking at it for a while now and is getting pissed
>Turns to me
>Did you spill something on
>I deny it
>He accuses me of something else
>This goes back and forth till I get mad and walk over to the TV
>"Well did you just try hitting it!?"
>Smash my little fist ontop of the set.
>Lights back up to life and turns back onto my game
>Me and dad stare at each other for a second
>He shakes his head laughing and goes to leave
>"Try the caveman method first next time before you call me"

Never doubt the power of giving things a few solid love taps to fix them.

Looks like your computer is officially more intelligent than a woman!

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It just werks.

>computer is making weird noises
>fellate it
>it gets louder

lmao

>Harddrive is dying
>Makes this awful grinding noise whenever it has to load something

SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
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Your platters are fucked
Make a backup and get a new drive before all your data gets scratched to shit

>see a dot on screen
>scroll down, its still there
>try to wipe it off
>its a dead pixel

Absolutely btfo

hey that was pretty good yo

Mmmmm

samefag

take responsibility and give sauce

Kekkeroni

>turn up my PC
>making some wierd noises on the fan in the case
>slap it once
>the noises stop

It just the fucking fan nigga

Do the same thing with my xbox one
It actually does make it stop having loud noises, dunno why though

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Artist is Asanagi. Image is from a kancolle doujin.

I have the same thing, for me its because that particular part of the case just clips right on the front and the clips are loose and it ends up crooked and fan starts hitting another part of the case

mean