Just.......Why?

Just.......Why?

He's a Turkish oil wrestler

Too much oil has made his skin red from sunburn and makes his hair bleach blue

Whats not to get?

Fuck you. Mr. Slippery Pants was the best thing about SFIV

>electric green man is fine
>oily red man is WRONG

Best Street Fighter character of all time.

His 2nd Ultra is the most satisfying to kill with EVER.

Hakan for SFV when? He'd fit right in.

No one wants to see HakanJuri sex SFM animations

At this point I'd take any Juri SFM, there's not nearly enough good ones.

Oh, how wrong you are.

So I have something to fap over

When you win a round with Hakan, he turns around and pulls out a bottle of oil from somewhere. He doesn't pick it up off the ground, where does he get it?

>tfw i can comfortably masturbate whilst watch turkish wrestling
I love this totally not gay sport

Cammy pulls out a package from her ass, Mika has infinite microphones buttplugs, and Birdie could solve world hunger.

MAKOTO FIRST

Fuck you he's the only turkish represantative in any vidya ever.

>those FC2 Mugen videos of Birdie raping lolis from other fighting games

As much as I want her in, she gets cucked by Necalli and Laura in terms of playstyle, and backstory is similar to the latter.
S3 maybe.

They're good, but it's always the same three positionz.

They seem to be bringing 3S characters in though, Ibuki, Urien, Alex

I bet S2 has Oro and Makoto

Doesn't change the fact he's shit

Yeah mean Oro and Necro

>implying this wasn't some of the best character design in the franchise.

he's pretti good
t.turk

I'm Armenian and unironically play and love Hakan in SFIV. My title was also Pride of Turkey.

>Not mentioning his bomb-ass wife.

H-he can grab boobs now while cowgirl. And in one video there was an extra position.

He fucked Lieselotte and Angelia Avallone. They resisted at first but got destroyed with mating pressed.

I don't know why I like this.

WHY YOU WHY YOU WHY YOU WHY YOU WHY YOU

>Ignoring his pretty daughters who he loves

Is that anzu?

Anyone have a gif of this but with zangief? I need it for research.

>that framerate
kys for sharing this with the world.

>Hakans wife will never hit you with the Oil Coaster
why live

Turkish people are endearing hotheads.

Just ask Bald Bull.

Is that a gif or a slideshow?

I'm surprise there's no r34 of his wife

Sorry I don't control the quality at "makeagif.com"

Because it's time to oil up

>she will never tag team Dhalsim's beautiful brown wife

She looks great for having what, 6 kids?

You can choose not to share it.kys

there's a rough douji of her and Hakan destroying viper and Juri but its futa

7 pretty daughters.

...

>and that's how toads were born

Hakan deserved to fuck Lili or Asuka in that Tekken crossover doujin.

How do Turkish people feel about this representation?

>hair

pretty loved here honestly

Who cares when Americans find it sterotypical and toxic!

I know exactly why I like this.
For some reason I prefer when that one shota kid does it.
When's DP?

can u imagine having sex with him? it's got to be some messy stuff

>Balrog looks like an actual black guy
>Elena has anime hair and doesnt have black features
>Gen looks somewhat asian
>Ryu doesn't

U kno he banged them all out famalam

thats what happens when you want a son but nature fucks you in the ass

At least, there's no shortage of lube.

I even made my own Mugen sex thing but it was shit. You have to know how to sprite and how to do coding.

Too bad Hakan isn't in sprite form, he would never fuck the way Birdie does.

DISGUSTING and RACIST

it would get everywhere! at least this way it doesn't matter if shes wet or not

dont get to post this often

Did you make the pole rubber from Yume fucking Nikki?

>E.Honda looks somewhat asian
>Ibuki looks like my mom who is Italian

Too cute!

His kids are gonna be so sexy when they grow up.

on FC2, my videos are Temjin vs Madoka, Kissu, Aino Heart Fights

Yes, the videos are intentionally shitty and goofy. i made those for a guy I know on youtube who also does Mugen shit

I liked saying his name, they should bring him back or make new characters instead of bring old ones back

v-skill oil up when!?

I'll check this later. Thanks user.
Try doing some obscure characters if you're bored. Like Roomi from Galaxy Fight.

Maybe you should stop talking like a Tumblrite.

explain why his eyes are all white

this I rather have Hakan and Mika

When you stop sharing tumblr quality gifs.

Colgate

great imo, one of best characters in sf4 for me.

also better then portaying turks as filthy arabs

All the most wise and powerful street fighters have them

...

idk, maybe ask Bison, Sagat, Akuma, Rolento, Gen or Dhalsim

White eyes = powerful/magical creatures

His hair is based around a dumb Japanese wordplay thing with his name
Oily sunburned grappler man was otherwise cool though, they should absolutely bring him back

>hakan will NEVER be in SFV

What's wrong with you? THIS IS A NATIONAL SPORT! RESPECT IT!

Uh huh, right. They said the same thing about Hugo and Poison.

>tfw they didnt include Gen in the base game
>tfw im biting my lips off in anticipation of him hopefully being included sometime in the future
I need mah nigga Gen I NEED HIM

You are now imagining Mika with Hakan's moveset.

Does anyone remember Q?
Where is Q?

Oil Wrestling is the most strength requiring grappling style.

Is there anything manlier?

>is there anything manlier

Doing the mating press on Angelia Avallone while she yells at you for being an idiot. Breaking her womb, and then doing it so fast and hard that it breaks her mind

Wasn't their an oil wrestler in a porn wrestling game with a similar attack, before Hakan was even invented?

He's in the game if you want him to be.
I pray for Season 2 Q.

Kinniku Buster

>breaks her mind
I stopped reading right there

Just play balrog

>Angelia Avallone

Who the fuck is that?

Angelia Avallone wears a white shirt, and has blonde hair. She's from Arcana Heart, another 2D fighter.

If you want there's also footage of Birdie doing the mating press on her.

I love playing Balrog, but he's not as cool as my mysterious fedora robot man. Plus command grab shit.
Beautiful model.

Supposed to be a female turkish dancer wrestler but TROLLONO redesign it and use his female design as his wife who only shows a little leg.

Inb4 Awaken my homos.

I liked trap Abel better too.

She is LITERALLY just a background decoration.

Not even trying to be Fajita Sarcasm.

What the fuck can a woman do with oil wrestling? She doesn't have the strength of a man.

>Supposed to be a female turkish dancer wrestler
I'm pretty sure he was always supposed to be a dude. I remember seeing a video of Seth Killian talking about how his character was created and he didn't mention anything about that.

Abel was a reverse trap originally though, so there's that.

>Hugo and poison WILL be in SFV
>at the end of the game's life cycle