Boweser x Peach is the best.
Boweser x Peach is the best
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Nope.
Nah
Oh yeah, she keeps getting """""kidnapped"""""
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>tfw mario is an abusive husband whose obsessed with building defacto speed and half A presses
I want Mr. Bowser to fart in my face!
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I think the appeal of this pairing is that Bowser is a bad guy, and looks like a bad guy, but really underneath, he's a real sweetheart and thinks Mario is unworthy of having Peach, (if Mario RPG games are to be believed).
Mario would take Peach for granted, going off on adventures and wahoo-ing all the time and hogging the spotlight in party games. Bowser would treat Peach like a queen, and maybe that's what puts Peach off him.
He tries too hard to please. He tries too hard in general to impress.
Would you let Bowser sit on your face if he asked you nicely?
Peach is best mamma
>cuck thread
Only if he agreed to fart on me
How did she bear this?
Die you degenerate Barneyfag
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No mario, you are the cuck.
Easy: she laid an egg, and all the spikes were inside the egg shell. Or maybe koopa shells are artificial and they aren't born with them.
Peach ain't his mom tho
what do bowser's farts smell like
Didn't give birth to him, doesn't mean she isn't still his mama.
>my husband's son
OP reminds me of that guy who adamantly insists that Rouge x Knuckles was the defining point of his entire existence.
You know the one.
She is though.
Bowser knocked her up.
really wish there were more bowser x peach doujins out there
I ship it.
Who is it then, if not her?
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>hair
>Bower
Did you maybe miss all that red stuff on his head?
Because Bowser is too socially awkward to get the fuk
Also just because we haven't seen a koopa lady doesn't mean Bowser never did one at some point
Bowser x Yoshi is the real best.
Then answer me. Why was bowser alone when he first "kidnapped" her.
And suddenly he had kids.
>kids
He has one kid, and he didn't show up until sunshine.
If there's one group of people I want wiped off the earth its cuckolds.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman.
Took him long enough to breed with her.
This. Shut the fuck up, Ali.