Find a flaw

Find a flaw.

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is not a techies.

league of legends

AP scaling was a mistake

>League of legends
>Ugliest character

He got fired out of a cannon straight into a mountain.

Some of my comfiest Season 2 memories were jumping out of the bushes, poking someone, and then baiting them through my mushroom forests. Why is league so jank now?

Not enough porn

the game

Although not as crazy as it used to be, stacking endless magic pen and spamming shrooms, one shotting carries and the occasional jungler is heaven on earth.

no reliable waveclear, no reliable cc, no hard cc, no reliable aoe, has many lane counters, outdated model, outdated animations, no early pressure, no ganking potential

Loses hard to Gnar
Loses hard to Shen
Loses hard to Ryze
Loses hard to Heimerdinger
Loses hard to Darius
Loses hard to Malphite
Loses hard to Ekko
Loses hard to Alistair

Find a flaw.

No damage

can get bullied in the jungle, relies on his e too much, can only go in, no disengage at all, can't peel effectively, can only dive backline nothing else

>Build Triforce
Suddenly damage
Sure, if you're crap

>people seriously fapping to Teemo

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>not fapping to Teemo

Deviant art tier visual design
Honestly it's mind boggling how the supposedly most popular game in the world has so many terrible artists working on it. Doesn't tencent/riot have like literally unlimited money, so they can hire absolutely anyone with talent?

Yes, but they also really love money. So they won't.

Region lock + being able to pick your role(s) before queuing

What kind of name is "Zac"?

Why does LoL give their heroes shitty names?

It''s an acronym.

liege of lesbians

Get MR.
Playing someone who can out poke him.
Playing someone with CC.
Playing someone whose burst is not through AAs.
Oh look at that, that's most of top lane.

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Deepest Lore.

Terrible design and voice. Doesn't fit the game even remotely. Kit is boring sans the ability to leap from huge distances. Just a stupid character

Can't fuck it irl

Name a cuter champ ｡ (⌒▽⌒) ｡

Can't he's perfect.

Find a flaw.
Top Rivens need not apply, jungle & support Riven 4lyfe.

It's an acronym, he also is missing his title, Also most of LoL's champions have some god background behind them. Not ALL of them but many due, it's legit interesting sometimes.

Teemo is pretty useless in most comps and matchups. He's a very situational pcik and even then many people don't exploit his map control very well.

He's useless most of the time.

>playing top Teemo

Lux

Find a flaw

JUST

there are none

Lux sux

>this is EVERY SINGLE voice line for this guy
>that awful writing and voice acting
I'm pretty sure Warlock's golem has more lines than him and they're much better

The only lane that these counters don't apply to is bot. Good luck getting through all of that support CC and heals though. And that Naut/Leo diving on your ass.

wrong image

He had Revive though.

His butthole is too tight.

>made for a game that doesn't support his playstyle

Not a problem for a good player.

>tits
>on a fish
fucking tumblr at it again

Singed ;_;7

I can't wait for the inevitable Teemo rework that gives him a skill shot and a dash.

Find a flaw.

>dota 2
>motherfucking dark knight rises references

>league
>"fighting is in my blood... i mean... my goo."

They won't, they can't change champions like Tryndamere, Singed, Teemo or Heimer because the problem is their identity

Doesn't turn people into tree like art pieces.
Just shoots them.

Every female in League has the same bust size with the same generic pushup bra cleavage

>playing ASSFAGGOTS

He isn't in Dota 2.

Find a flaw.

For what purpose do you go into a thread about a game you don't like and then express you don't like the game only to get assblasted and moments later, ignored?

They ruined the names of his skills.

contributes very little outside of laning stage pickoffs and high ground defense

can never win games on his own ever

mate relative to your teammates you did little that game

>R's name is not Spray and Pray anymore

you underestimate the effect of mines in base defense and map control, you can't necessarily see that in endgame stats

for the same purpose that you're a faggot

Ahri

Find a flaw

youtube.com/watch?v=B4-BgDEy2AE
Has there a better teaser for a champion than this? Every time I watch it gives me the chills

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Find a flaw.

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she's ugly as fuck

You take that back

Sion won't hang out with him anymore.

the guide to playing him that was just a fapfic of him raping garen and ashe to death

ok tobi

Most, but not all.

Your team is on tilt the instant you hover him.

find a flaw

hard mode: with rylais scepter

youtube.com/watch?v=OzeUeJejHXM

Urgot: Not Beautiful
The bright sun shone over the fresh snow of the battleground at Summoner's Rift, a stretch of land encompassing a mountainous forest. Two bases sat at either end of the great forest. Immobile stone sentries guarded against anyone who would attack the walled bases, protecting the glowing buildings of great, glowing energy. Behind the trio of buildings sat a greater construct, bustling small warriors and wizards in cloaked robes rushing in and out of the building, arming the base for the arrivals of what seemed to be a war. And sitting further behind the bustling behemoth laid a circular, glowing platform that was raised up off the ground by a small flight of stone stairs. The gentle bulbs of small light danced around the platform quietly, making no intentions of ever changing their lazy flow. Just then, in either base, the skies darkened. The small minions paused only slightly to notice the change in weather, before quickly tasking themselves with what they were up to. As if to meet the darkening sky, the omnious platforms, too, began to shir and shake; the small balls of light following suit. Chilling wind picked up and trees rocked from their hills as the air itself began to thin out, making way for a tremendous passage of energy.

In a flash that came and went quicker than a blink of an eye, five figures now stood grouped in both of the base's platforms. Without saying anything, the minions quickly finished their work and then armed themselves, paving paths through the wooded mountain so that the newcomers might take them without issue. The figures, too, crept quickly with no words amongst themselves, grouping up into pairs or rushing off alone into the woods, following their advancing waves of minions. In one lane, one of the summoned contenders raced on metallic, sinister legs. They creaked with a deathly chill as they plundered across the snowy trail, a revoltingly monsterous body sitting utop the mechanical legs.

Rolls of pus-filled skin and fat sagged down, connected to each other only by mazes of scars and staples that just hardly managed to keep the grotesque body in one piece. As the monster made his way down the lane, he approached another one of the giant, stone towers that mirrored the ones found within the summoning bases. Urgot had reached the outer turret tower of his lane. The great monster froze, one hellish, burning green eye servying the landscape while the other eye lie dead, hidden behind a glass lense that gave the image something might be working under it. Metallic breaths came out in deep gasps as Urgot got his arms ready- one arm ending in a threatening cannon and the other in a twisting, razorsharp blade. Urgot's wait was a short one, as the horizon quickly perked up with moving, growing shapes. Leading the charge were minions' that were much like Urgot's, possesing only blue armors and robes rather than the purple ones Urgot's waves had donned. As the two opposing waves of minions rushed to confront one another, Urgot shifted his eye to another, more interesting sight. A winged, fully armored warroir flew a few yards above the cold ground, a large, intimidating sword clasped in her hands. To her side a robed woman strode, holding an icy bow to her side. From under her dark robe, snow-white hair whipped itself to the freezing air. Urgot readied himself.

The two approachers began making short work of Urgot's minion lines, chopping them down with ease and allowing their own minions to advance. Urgot simply aimed his cannon arm and began to fire. The robed archer reacted first, quickly jumping to the side of the blast. It would have been a clean get away, would it not have been for the pulsating gas that spewed from the blast. It coated the robed figure, making her recoil back to cough and cover her mouth. The winged warrior simply flew above the scope of the gas, safely in the air.

"Ashe! You must move!" came a commanding female voice from behind the dark helmet. The robed figure nodded in understandment, and quickly turned to make her get away. Urgot, however, just cracked as much of a smile as he could from behind his Darth Vader-like mouth encasement. He fired a different shot, the one not firing in a steady line, but instead twisting in air, moving towards the robed woman with pinpoint accuracy. The winged judicator was the only one to notice this, as Ashe was quickly running with her back to the homing missle. The flyer quickly adjusted her wings to dive in rescue of her companion, but her speed was no match for the whinding missle.
It struck the back of the small-framed Ashe dead center, bloodily ripping into her back and rupturing her lungs. Kayle only stopped in horror as she watched the missle detonate, sending the entire top of her friend into a bloody explosion that dotted the pure white snowscape. Urgot cackled in triumph and quickly used Kayle's hesitation to charge towards the remaining target. Kayle turned in anger to the scuttling nightmare, and began to raise her sword in battle of her foe. But Urgot proved much too quick for both Kayle and his slow-looking body. With a great leap, Urgot grabbed Kayle in midair, his metal spiderlegs clamping down on her with power Kayle could only submit to. They fell to the earth and Urgot pinned Kayle to the ground under his massive weight. Though she struggled, it was no use. She was at his mercy. If he was going to show any mercy, that was. Urgot rubbed his weaponic hands together, plotting how best to dispatch his prized catch. It didn't take him long to decide. With a few thoughts, he summoned a long, snaking penis-like appendage from under one of his various sledges of flesh. Kayle's eyes widened in horror as the tentacle found its way straight into her virgin asshole. The tentacle forced its way inside, not stopping once as it forcibly began to climb through her entire body

Urgot laughed out loud as Kayle's screams were quickly muffled by the tentacle lodging itself deep into the back of her throat. Only then did it begin to let off a bit, but only to re-jam itself within Kayle's innards. Urgot began to quicken the thrusting, while Kayle felt like every organ in her body was being beaten on with a redhot metal bar. The pain was so immense, Kayle almost blacked out several times, the only thing keeping her awake was her will to not give up so easily. Urgot simply sped up his organ fucking. With a final few heaves, Urgot released a spewing, thick liquid of radiating sperm into Kayle's inner mouth. Kayle's nostrils erupted in twin waterfalls of rushing semen, while her brain itself was painfully coated with it. Kayle cried tears of chunky, glowing semen while Urgot continued his mocking laughter. He finally retracted the fiendish phallus while Kayle's broken, desecrated body lay unmoving in the snow. Urgot then picked his mass off from the body and skittered towards the halfed body of the frost archer. "This will do. Yes." Urgot voiced to himself. He hefted the body over one shoulder before turning back to the broken Kayle. "And you. You still have a use as well." Urgot retrieved his second victim and stood, as a shimmering, pulsing blue light surrounded him. Withing a few seconds, the three disapeered, leaving only disrupted snow, blood and sperm to mark themselves.

Urgot reappeared back at his base, on the same platform he'd came onto when he first arrived. Skuttling towards a small shop booth, Urgot summoned up the shopkeeper from inside. A large, warted pink troll in a thick purple robe approached a booth table. "What is it that is inquired?" the shopkeeper asked in a muddy voice. "I have what you've been looking for." Urgot said as he slammed the bottom half of Ashe onto the table infront of the shop keeper. The Shopkeeper, looking interested, stroked his balled chin as he hefted the legged corpse up to himself.

With one grasp he tore away the archer's pants, uncovering her vagina. He silently bit away, removing the entire vagina with his gaping mouth in only one bite. He mawwed away at his as a fat kid would while consuming a spongey hostess cake, licking his lips as he finished. "Is good." was all he said as he placed the rest of the corse behind the shelf and reached back to something else. "And then, of course, I would like what is to be mine, then." Urgot demanded as the keeper of the shop placed a large, spiked, metal phallus on the self. "Yes. It's yours." The shop keeper nodded as he disapeered back into the shadows of his shop booth, eager to enjoy the rest of his new meal. Urgot chuckled as he rammed the sharp, metal end of the dildo into his large bellybutton, securing it within his own skin. With his new stomach dick, Urgot again continued out of his base to hunt for more victims, his second prize still drapped over his arm. It wasn't long before Urgot came to heads with his third enemy. A tall, commanding man with a powerful sword that rivaled that of Kayle's stood in the midst of a large minion battle, easily chopping away many of Urgot's minions. Urgot moved in. The large warrior took quick notice of Urgot, along with who he had in tow. With one warcry, the warrior lept forth and charged Urgot. Urgot, however, was prepared. He sucked his immense stomach in, and with it, the dildo. As he gathered kynetic energy from the power of his own stomach, Urgot forced his back to arch inwards, letting lose the muscles in his stomach. The spiked phallus rocketed out in a bloody launch, bolting itself straight into the battle-erected penis of Garen. Garen shot back in pain and pleasure as the hard, cold dildo ravaged his urethra as it rocketed into his scrotum, scorching his testicales with the rocket fire. Urgot used this hestitation to his advantage, shooting his worm-like penis to Garen's neck.

He wrapped around the neck, constricting it with his slender, yet powerful penis. Garen tried to fight, but his fingers couldn't hope to pry the powerful cock-noose from his neck. But Urgot had more in store for the defenesless Garen that simple lynching. No. He had much more. Urgot jerked with powerful quickness on Garen's neck, quickly and forcefully ripping the head off of the bloodied body. Urgot laughed as he headfucked the severed head, using it's eyesockets as a twin vagina. Once he was satisfied, he slung Kayle down from his shoulder and again prepared his satanic sex-drive. He held Garen's head from the hair as he moved it over Kayle's now exposed vagina. He slammed his penis as hard as possible into the back of Garen's tongue, forcing himself inside of it. Like a puppet, Urgot began controlling Garen's tongue, as quickly started to fuck Kayle's bruised vagina with Garen's cold, dead tongue.

Find a flaw.
>Cutest champ
>Cutest skin.
>Best carry.

Okay, you can stop now.

Kayle murmured abit in her sleep as Urgot forced the tongue deeper and deeper into Kayle. "Oh.. Oh Garen..." Kayle whispered to herself as she began to wake up. She stared down at the head with moist eyes, thanking the gods what she has experienced before was nothing more than a hellish nightmare. Then she saw what was connected at the end of Garen's neck. Kayle's scream shook the forest as she tried to struggle away from the disgusting puppet. Urgot just, as he always had, laughed. Picking the puppet up, he bludgened Kayle in the face with the forehead of Garen's severed head, crushing Kayle's skull and denting her brain. Kayle fell, now a vegetable, back onto the ground. Urgot laughed as he discarded the head and moved back over to Kayle, his new sex toy. Urgot positioned himself over Kayle's bloody dent, flexing his muscles until his anus- now a rather large hole in his waist- opened. He took a large, chunky, whinding shit on Kayle's face. Blood and feces combinded as the shit slowly oozed down into Kayle's head. A splash of urine joined the fray and quickened the shit's descent into Kayle. Kayle was effectivally Urgot's human toilet. Urgot smirked another fiendish smirk as he heaved Kayle back up onto his shoulder, the piss and shit rolling out back onto Kayle's face and down Urgot's back. "Let's go. There's more work to be done." Urgot said to his new sex toilet. With another chuckle, Urgot continued back into the forest, eager for more victims.
The end.

Fuck this user keep going

As long as you don't get shat on in lane. Also you have no lategame viability. Teemo a shit.

Unfortunately this guide was written in 21
011 so it doesn't take into account most matchups and items now but it gives a pretty good overview of the playstyle.