Why didn't you buy Holiday's game?

Why didn't you buy Holiday's game?

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i dont like shitposting like OP or wasting my time

It looked too hard

I couldn't even make it through a lets play, i'd probably kill myself if I had to play this "game"

Why does it look like a disfigured Barbie doll?

Who is holiday

boi you betta post dat

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LOL

why do you keep spamming this shit?

its retards like you who make bad games successful by shilling them ironically. why dont you make threads about games that are actually good?
-sincerely, a talented indie developer

>-sincerely, a talented indie developer

Is that a squid hair? did Splatoon stole from this game?

no ur not senpaitachi

>sincerely, a talented indie developer

Sure thing my man.

>Armstrong MLK isn't even the final boss

Why even bother?

>talented
>indie developer

you can only choose one.

Is it true this "game" has cutscenes as DLC?

And achievements.
And trading cards.

>indie devs cant be talanted

You people should be ashamed of yourselves. You're literally raping Brianna right now.

This is my favorite shitpost on Sup Forums.

AGP

On the main menu is a "bonus" button. When clicked it brings you to the devs twitter accounts.

Great meme.

American libtard ones can't be.

I watched an hour-long playthrough of it, looked terrible. If it was painful to watch I'm sure it would be even more painful to actually play.

whoa

Copy that

>Wu can't stop talking about the one time a bunch of people started flinging shit at the same time
Does she browse Sup Forums?

who do think was spamming the "she has a point" threads on Sup Forums for months on end?

That's it, I'm a #WuJew now

Me?

wtf #I'mWithHer now

More like looking it is too hard.

The game is the worst cause of eye strain since Virtua Boy.

>shadow-casting lazers

LOL

You?

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Sorry m8, I burned all my money to survive the cold last night.

every time i see this game i can't help but remember chris chan's self made vagina
trannies were a mistake

I was watching Broteams stream of it and even with the funny commentary I couldn't fucking watch it. It was boring as fuck.

What is up with those muddy textures?

Inspired by the equally muddy creator

GAMERGATE KILLED MY DOG!

You do

Whoa, I didn't know they made a new season of ReBoot!

A lot of it looks like a solid color and untextured, and what textures there are, are random patterns.

I'd be morbidly curious if people ripped the models and texture files

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Will you buy Aoba's game, at least?

To not be loser, don't be a ruser.

#SJWmakesmegoREE

I don't get it

I'm gay so I am not allowed to play the "girlfriend" difficulty"

This design could be salvaged by a competent artist

Why are you posting IMVU footage?

Yes.

If I do, I get to hug cute girl developers, right?

I secretly have the biggest crush on Anita, while I hate her guts at the same time.

Underrated comment

Probably.

If you're gay you're the girlfriend so yea you can

it's funny because it's a ripoff of an already competent design

also

Then I will buy every copy.

Enjoy hugging John Flynt

What?

No, I mean the animu game.

Holiday is Sailor Moon? That's a stretch

S-save some for me!

No.

You can come over and play it.

Laser casting a shadow

But I want to hug the cute game devs too...

>raping brianna

No thanks

Please no, I wouldnt bear the tough of it.

You cannot.

iuktf

WE DID IT, BROS

I watched Brote drink himself to near death playing this.
I don't think I want to so the same.

>horror, typing

Nice.

You know whats bothering me, only once in my life I did animation for second life in qavimator or something (was very long ago) and those animations were so much fucking better than anything I think in R60.

I cant wrap my head around it, I just cant, do those people have any standards at all, the only reason my animations were actually good its because I did and redid them until I realised what makes them good, what I see here is utter fucking shit.

>Make a team out a SJW transvestite and women
>Somehow manage to make the most sexist game of the year

Explain this

I was watching a video of this recently for the first time, and I just don't understand. I'm doing 3D modelling/design/animation, and I'm having a hard time understanding how she managed to get a game to look THIS shitty. If this was made in unreal, how did she get the lighting so bad? None of the character models have any shadows, but I think shadows are already baked onto some objects?

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WHY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK SO OLD? These look like graphics I'd expect to see out of a student project from a "learn game design" commercial on G4TV from like 15 years ago.

It looks unbelievably bad. As in, I literally can't believe how bad it looks. I don't think I could make something this ugly if I tried. It really is remarkable.

It can't be sexist because it was made by trannies and women, silly cis.

There's no way they unintentially made it look this shitty.

They hired PROFESSIONAL shit developers for this shit game

Just pre rendering ambient occlusion on model textures and trying to make textures look anything but white texture with a tribal tattoo slapped on it would probably go a long way to make the game better.
That said I am absolutely sure if you search web you will find those tribal patterns on soldiers in some tattoo demo chart (or whatever they use to show patterns)

Quick fix.
>would probably go a long way to make the game look better.

Just what we need, more shitty IOS games on Steam.

So we all know this game looks terrible, but I've never heard how bad the plot or gameplay is (outside of it's vague resemblance to battle network)

What the fuck is it supposed to be about?

iOS games are better looking, this is a playstation 1 CGI cutscene.

Nobody knows because nobody's played it

What does the game even play like?

Imagine if Heavy Rain had those awful dialogue wheels from Mass Effect

It's a cautionary tale about trusting the illumanati and finding one's place in life

>Sup Forums will ironically shill this
>becomes the most known game ever
>the "women r best" gospel will become norm
>Sup Forums will be overrun even more by rabid """fans""" of the game
>this kill the *chan
>wu get a nobel peace prize and is elected senator along with it's cuntbuddies

But who cares? We're just shillposting
Incredibly
Rabid
On
Nothing
Interesting
Called
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Life
Long
Yes

So thats it? Its all talking and qtes?

>BIRONICALLY

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remember this beauty?

youtube.com/watch?v=EXRgRX8Sh3g

This still looks horrible, but for some reason I think it looks better than this space revolution brianna wu crap. I guess it's because of higher texture resolutions, nicer body proportions and...better animation maybe?

This stuff is really hard to diagnose when the level of shitiness is this high. I really think the shadows are adding a ton to it to, now that I'm looking at it.

Yep.

I'm impressed 31 people actually bought it

Just watch gameplay, the most uninspiring piece of shit I ever seen.
Its one big QTE quest, it relies on QTE far more than RE4 or shenmue but it lacks even fraction of what made those QTE good (In RE4 battle with Krauser was awesome even if QTE)

Apologise.
youtube.com/watch?v=i2LCSzmjPj8

I'm actually kinda tempted to play it for an hour, and see how terrible it really is.

31 people bought it so they could review it and refund it right after