Who was in the wrong here? No, seriously, I am not meming. The nord guy is kinda bro to me...

Who was in the wrong here? No, seriously, I am not meming. The nord guy is kinda bro to me, who always back me up in a fight. But witch has a point too and wants to end this quest peacefully.
I can't decide.

Simply put? Noone.

I can't be expected to remember how this went down, there were like 3 nude-nord dudes pissed at 3 witches. Give the story

Why are Nords so fucking dumb? No wonder Skyrim was shit.

The nord

fuck nords

I've meet the naked nord dude, who claim that witch stole his battle axe and clothes. So now I've found her and she says that she did it to teach him a lesson.

A lesson for what?

>trying to teach the retarded

He made some moves on her, if you catch my meaning.

Is this seriously from Skyrim?

Weren't people hyped as shit for that game? It only came out like what 5 years ago and it looks like that? Jesus.

No mate, this is Skyrim, you can tell by the improved graphics.

Normally people wouldn't post such easy bait but that's such a terrible post that I kind of believe you really think that's Skyrim

Let your thread die OP, there's already a Morrowind thread

Didn't he try to rape her

Is that supposed to be head bobbing from walking?
looks like hes bouncing up and down.

>woman is with the mages guild
>she hired the nord as a bodyguard while traveling
>while resting at a campfire she claims he got drunk and made advances on her
>she cast a paralyze spell on him, took his clothes off, stole his axe and left him alone like that in the middle of the ashlands
>he's pissed off about this, particularly about her taking his axe, which belonged to his father and is a pretty nice weapon
>when you unparalyze him he asks you to help him get his axe back from the witch who did it to him
>when you find her she says she wont give him back his axe because she's worried he'll just attack her with it, so she'll drop it off it off at the mages guild in a week or so and he can come and pick it up
>he refuses this offer saying he doesn't trust her now so why should he trust her word
>forced to side with her and fight him (you get his axe as a reward) or side with him and fight her (as a reward he gives you some strength training tips which permanently boost your STR, also if you're a coldhearted bastard you can then kill him and take the axe anyway)

I sided with him.

FUCK YOU

oh also forgot to mention he denies that he got drunk and made advances saying she simply hexed him to steal his axe

I would side with the witch.
I fucking love witches.

>CURRENT YEAR!
>siding with a literal rapist

Why would a magic user need to steal some old clothes and an axe? Her proposition is simple and fair but he refuses just be a dickhead.

unless they're anime witches, you know they use magic hide their true form right?

Nords are hot, you can't rape the willing.

Lying nigger Nord.

She also claims the axe is cursed and needs to be cleansed before it leads to the snow niggers destruction.

I side with her because Breton power!

I like those too.
>Evil
>Likes nasty stuff
>Can change its appearence
>Worships Satan
There are many witches that look good even if not anime dude.

What's even the problem? They look hot.
>b-but that's not their real form
Nigger I'm not having sex with their real form, and if they try to pull the switcharoo on me I'll shank them the fuck up.

Isn't there also a naked Nord in Mournhold that just went without clothes because he felt like it?

Nice to see someone understands how shit's work