*DING*

*DING*

Woah! it's already done? that was quick!

*taps dismiss*

Hmm.. that was fun!

jesus christ save your arm hair

if you don't have atleast 2 cm long armhair you aren't a man

>jesus christ save your arm hair

Are you a cuck?

this. what kind of sissy faggot doesn't have arm hair rofl

>be a man
>get told to shave my arm hair

You a faggot?

18+ site buddy.

fag or underage?

Are you a faggot? Shaving arm hair seriously?

>save your arm hair

Where? How? What? I feel it's perfectly safe staying on my arm.

>Tiny woman wrist
>gorilla arm hair

How?

Are you one of those blonde people who get upset that their body hair is essentially invisible?

Here we go again bois. Save me in the screenshot.

go gurgle on your boyfriends dick.

>Tfw hairy ass
>Don't know how to shave it off

you dont

>jesus christ save your arm hair

Lots of skinny people are really hairy. I'm 135lbs 5'10 and have hair from my toes to my chest just about. It goes an inch and a half above my belly button, stops, and I have a patch on the center of my chests and nipples. Also I have full facial hair.

don't

i'm a faggot and did it once

you'll sweat like mad and your ass will chafe

Fucking kill yourself twink fagboy.

Hair is there to aerate the area, which prevents fungal growth

Why do humans still even have arm hair
it looks weird

genetics, my friend is this wimpy, 1.60, thin as a branch dude and has more hair than a gorilla

This is why I only poop at home and shower right after. The "fully body" bidet.

>you'll sweat like mad
I call that marinating. It's masturbation prep

Very fucking carefully. Im seriously considering taking my metrosexual friend's advice and getting my ass hair permanently lasered off. That jungle is so dense that its inaccessible by air and Marlon Brando has started hiding out in its depths.

generally speaking, arm hair density and body fat are inversely correlated.

Did you really download an image off Reddit for easy (you)s?

Who the fuck shaves their arm hair?

>he has body hair at all

Body hair wouldn't go well with my skirt and stockings

anyone who isn't a gorilla

some women do
i'd imagine queers do as well

agreed, OP really should

I put mine in jars and put it in the pantry.

Get on the bed now

Bite the pillow

>be super blond
>hairy arms but cant really see it from far
there's nothing to be mad about, at least i'm not a nigger.

>my metrosexual friend

I'm doing this.

I've had enough wiping my ass for fifty fucking minutes.

Fags

Did you just admit you browse reddit for easy (You)s?

It worked on me.

sven pls

Hes basically that dude from Generation Kill who's espresso machine exploded.

I-i only have a body pillow, does that count?

>2017
>he doesn't know how to wipe his ass

Whats the big deal? Arm hair is soft.

get a better diet you stupid fuck. You're not supposed to have diarrhea every day of your life

when you say far, do you mean when you don't have a magnifying glass up to your arm?

Only women

tfw light colored arm hair and never have to shave

Wtf mate are you me? Its way too accurate

For tonight you're going to be the body pillow and the onahole.

not true, I'm fat as fuck and hairy as fuck. I'd be truly disgusted in my visage if my gf didn't have a Bara fetish

>when you have the perfect amount of fiber in your system and the shit slides out so perfectly it doesn't even leave any shit on your arsehole

Reverse image search you fucking mongoloid

put me in the screen shot lmao

W-what did he mean by this?

>google image
>first link is literally from reddit

So.. this is the power.. of nu-Sup Forums

LOWTEST fags everybody

hairy gorillas get off my board

Bost Boipucci

I have a very good diet and exercise regularly. The problem is that I'm anal about leaving any poop trace on the toilet paper. It's likely I don't need to wipe as much.

Removing the ass hair is the only way.

>he says as he posts facebook frog

I don't play WOW or any MMOs

What is this?

yeah not all of us are degenerate disgusting trannies, sorry.

pepe belongs to Sup Forums you belong to reddit.

>shaved off my pubes just to see what it felt like
That fucking burning fml

you're always going to have poop on your butt after wiping. deal with it. it's human nature

I'll do it for you. Don't worry, I'll do it in a non gay way.

Twinks and women

>apes
u could catch this banana btch ill spurt on u with a cg

One of the worst feelings ever.

Improve your skill.

Buy electric razor
Dont use the 'foil'
go ask lgbt mtf thread, they have guides.
You were already sweating your hairs were in the way/absorbing
>Get butt blasted over shaving and not responding to the typo
Get out, reee, ect

They released an android/ios app so you can do the shitty facebook minigame on your phone.

I'm not a tranny!

Straight to r/Sup Forums xDDD

>tfw incompetent shaver
>face is irritated as shit and there's several tiny blood marks on face
>face is beet red afterwords
>can't not shave because fuck neckbeards and that shit gets itchy as all hell

Twink faggots get off my board.

It means you're going to be used for someone else's satisfaction.

Sup Forums is really inconsistent on what makes a man. Having enormous body hair is manly, but having a beard isn't (even though only men can grow beards)

it's in the filename, dumb frogposter

What so you'd rather everyone get all pissed off over the typo instead? Kill yourself.

It only hurts the first time.

The only solution is to remove the ass hair.

>shave arm hairs

Hey that doesn't sound bad, I like making people feel good!

>that shit gets itchy as all hell

It fades away after a while

They reacted to the wrong thing, new friend.
Learn to shave, and stop drinking soda

>boy poochy
wat

you need an electric razor then you get up in there
>if its already a massive jungle then you need to trim it first then electric razor

>but having a beard isn't
Yes it is. Only people who say it isn't are low test twinks who cant grow a beard.

>Bara fags think a man isn't a man if he's not a 700 pound landwhale who smokes cigars and has enough body hair to be called a sasquatch

m8

people with no butthole hair still have poop on their asses after wiping

it's the nature of poop

deal with it

having a well kempt beard is manly
having a neckbeard or shitty hipster beard isn't

Nope Pepe is from Facebook

I thought beards were the sign of a "nu male"?

So bikers are hipster nu males now?

>tfw no hairy bear to hug me

my ass is so hairy, user, you have no idea

when i poop it's like trying to wipe peanut butter out of shag carpeting

ZAMASU

I think you are having trouble understanding that the ass hair HAS to go.