ITT: Enemies that are LITERALLY impossible to kill

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But first

Reminder that Pannen has expressed his disdain in the comments about the meme, and he liked it better when a still respectably large, yet smaller group of people watched his videos instead of the memer shits now

Reminder that nobody cares

This is legit gay, they could've made the platform a tad wider and all of 'em would've been there. Instead you have to defy multiple paradoxes paradoxi? paradox? whatever in order to even conceive of killing the thing, and actually doing so is, like OP says, fucking impossible.

I watched these specific videos before the Sup Forums meme. They were actually interesting, unlike his recent head-up-own-ass bullshit (not that the memeing is any less cancerous because of that fact). Although he failed to conclude that since the bottom of the world is a standable space, all you really need is a Gameshark code or whatever to make Mario not die when passing through a death plane.

BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY

what the fuck is this meme

Fuck you nigger

Can anyone stop the Mystery Goomba?

Maybe Mr. Domino

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YOU FOOL
NO ONE CAN STOP MR. DOMINO

Where did he do that

Depression

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Why are his vids so damn comfy?

And the Undertale creator wanted Undertale to fade into obscurity.

We can legitmately find his work interesting and meme it too at the same time.

>video about coins is 6 minutes longer than the video about parallel universes

I like this guy and his videos are fantastic but every time he says mah-ree-oh I die a little bit inside

Is he the only one who can stop pannenkoek?

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No

The Mystery Goomba doesn't stop pannen, he just hides where he knows he can never be gotten.

The BitFS pole is the only one who can stop pannenkoek.

dank

Reminder that Pannen will NEVER EVER find the upwarp

Which Mystery Goomba are we talking about?

Except the stand able space is outside the sphere that spawns the goombas, so no.
In either case he did addeess this, NERD.

So is there a list of long periods of time that pannenkoek2012 has shown to us?

I don't think anything will beat trying to get good RNG calls to get a Pedro spot on a cog.

You obviously didn't watch the video or didn't pay attention. Even if you could walk around on the deathplane the goomba wouldn't be active as you need to be within both its sphere of influence and the sphere of its home spawn point and those two spheres are mutually exclusive or get from it's home point to the deathplane in 1 frame.

>It's possible if you hack the game!
Pannenkoek only cares about legitimate strategies.

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Why does he have 2 channels?

i want to fuck bowser
anyone with me

Then you're not talking about killing the Goomba, you're talking about being in two places at once. I don't think a long explanation video is necessary to come to that conclusion.

Got a link? Only thing I recall him saying "meh" when someone asked how it felt.

Pretty sure one's for spoken commentary one's for captioned videos

No, retard. There is an entire FAQ in his channel, fucking read it already

But that's how it's pronounced?

blue on UVHM solo

No he didn't

>unlike his recent head-up-own-ass bullshit

>There are people on this board that are hipster about autistic Mario 64 dissection videos

Do you have hearing problems?

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>Then you don't want X, you want Y
>Y is impossible to achieve
Thanks pal, you can sure hang your head high and mighty.

FUCKING TICK TOCK CLOCK

Are you a newfag or something?
The main reason Sup Forums exists is to keep earth safe from bowser, by sexualizing the fuck out of him and keeping him scared of coming here, thus your question is quite dumb.

You can't kill the goomba without being in two places at once, you goddamn retard. That's what the fucking conundrum is. Jesus christ. There can't possibly be people this stupid

It doesn't really matter. He isn't downsizing his audience anytime soon.

But first

we need

to talk about

HEY, WHATS UP!

You're wrong

It can stall him but nothing will stop him. He will beat the game without ever needing to press the a button and when that day comes he will start beating the game with no control stick inputs

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEAR KRAFT PUNK, YOUR BLOCKING THE FUCKING CAMERA

What will come first
1. SM64 0x
2. Mystery goomba dies
3. Heath death of the universe

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He's only one A-press away from having a 0x 70 star run. Either 0x is impossible or he's going to get it within a few years.

I like this guy's stuff and find it interesting but fuck you can't even attempt to discuss it anymore because le ebin parallel universes xD

At least he's keeping at it, I have to assume that all the experimental videos on his secondary channel that tend to fizzle out as far as producing results mean he's found at least one thing that does benefit his whole a-press run that he's still polishing up for a proper video.

There are too many people on Sup Forums who don't want to fuck Bowser.

1. 0xA Run
2. Goomba
3. Heat Death

The Goomba might possibly be killed possibly maybe perhaps. But the Heat Death will never happen because in order for that to happen all Work will have to stop, and Mario will never stop jumping between PUs so Work will always exist.

>He actually thinks he can get past the pole

I want to fuck Bowser... FUCK HIM UP THAT IS

There's a good chance it's impossible, but if anybody is going to find a way it's him.

Has he tried to make a goomba bridge?

>I liked it before it was cool.

Wow, what a thing to be proud of.

Considering it's pannenkoek that's probably one of the first things he tried.

I dunno. Even the tittymonster r63 version barely gets my Pokey up.

What if he cloned the star? Or did some manipulation to bring the star to him?

Post "Henry" porn

It's Bowsers Fire Sea. He needs to get to the pipe.

He has to be close enough to load it before he can clone it

>muh shitposting ruined thing

Welcome to Sup Forums faggot, literally no discussion is ever had here without shitposting. The fact that these threads are common and still can actual discussion as well as shitposting is incredible (for pure shitposting see toddposting, baneposting, or HE among countless other)

Further, that not only is the subject matter game related, but also that it is about interesting subject matter, done by someone who actually loves games, and produces a lot of oc makes this one of the better memes to come out of this board (and arguably the site as a whole) in years

Finally, thanks to the fact he still produces many videos about arcane yet amazing feats in the game or knowledge not even the developers have makes it so the actual discussion to be had has yet to grow stale

Do you need to release the A button to leave the pole, or you would could in theory leave the pole while holding up A and finish the rest of the game while still holding A?

That would still be an A press.

Refresh me on poles as well, can enemies knock you off?

>tfw i liked pannenkoek before the meme

the guy who did that has no idea how a presses work

I think so but first he'd have to get one into that room and he'd have to already be above the pole to do that.

What if we flip the game upside down, therefore letting Pannonkek get off the top of the pole by making it the bottom?

A whole A press or a half A press?

Either you're delusional, you're lying, or we've been in radically different threads.

He makes a shitload of videos, yes, but I distinctly recall when all this crap started. You couldn't even come within ten feet of a Nintendo thread, nevermind a Mario 64 one, without someone regurgitating the same three phrases about parallel universes, scuttlebugs, or Half-A presses. That hasn't changed. Nobody jokes about, say, "limbo" from his video about how holding items work. It's just the same stale memes that were absolutely ran into the ground not even a day into these threads.

Did you not watch the video on it? Go back and listen to what he says carefully. He calls it that because it can be 0 or 1 depending on the type of run, in the runs pannenkoek does it's considered 1 full press not a half.

An A press is an A press. We could finish the game with only 1 half A press but that still means you've pressed the A button. We want to finish the game without pressing it.

I know.
Was just looking for some weird cheap drama, as you can say the game can be finished in half A press.

More like two thirds of an A press

Watch the video again. That's not why it's named that.

>people STILL taking the "half" notation literally
please

>The Goomba might possibly be killed possibly maybe perhaps.
Nope. You have to either be in 2 places at once, or pull some DIO timestop/hyperspeed horseshit to move from a position within the Goomba's Home location to within it's Frame of Reference in 1 frame.

Vertical PUs or something.

Maybe on weekends.

THERE ARE NO OBJECTS IN PARALLEL UNIVERSES YOU DIP

It's really more like a variable state of either one or zero presses depending on the context. 0.5 is just a shorthand Pancake uses for his own notes.

Reminder who "Henry" really is

Gentle reminder that Pancake isn't the only person in the 0xA Press gig.

honestly calling that phenomenon a half a press is really misleading, kind of the same with the "parallel universes" thing as well
henry did nothing wrong

death by chocolate

He's a fatass though.

We know it's you, Henry.

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