250 word essay due tomorrow

>250 word essay due tomorrow
>can't stop browsing Sup Forums

what the fuck do i do i haven't even started yet

Did you mean 2500 word essay? 250 words is like a quarter of a page.

>250 words
Is this bait? You've probably shitposted more words in a week.
Also,
>Videogames

250 words is nothing you lazy fuck.

no shit I actually meant 25

summer ain't over until the 22nd I suppose.

250 words is like a paragraph

it's like 3 tweets

Let me help you user

>my little shitposter cant be this new

from your first post, you're almost done.

never forget the 25000 words

what did you mean $2.50 words?

>says the cancerous frogposter

>1 minute presentation for tomorrow
>Can't stop playing with my fingerbox

FUCKING HELP ME GUYS. I have to turn in my lab journal tomorrow but I don't know if I can make it. All I have left to do is cross out a mistake and put my initials, and make a flow chart for solubility, but I'm literally shaking. Its just too much for me man...

>tfw I lost my finger box

How new would someone have to be not to know this by now?

>1000 letter essay due tomorrow
>can't stop playing Overwatch

helb

>tfw you accidentally drop your fingerbox in your skub

tfw youre trying to escape the same thing and you come across this post

>Meeting with the housing authority tomorrow
>Can't stop smoking weed, and chugging vodka.

is there any better newfag detector than "200/250/300 word essay due tomorrow"

like holy shit it works on almost every fucking board

>ten word shitpost due on Sup Forums
>can't stop writing essays

>5 Letter essay due tomorrow
>Can't stop contemplating suicide

>one word oral essay due tomorow
>can't stop masturbating to lesbian JAV

>people suddenly have no internet access after the summer
>believing in the summer myth

>3 hour work shift tomorrow
>can't fall asleep
Help lads!

I know this thread is shitposting, but essay writing is not that hard.

I've written 1500 word essays that required multiple academic citations in a day before, without having done any prior research and gotten a High Distinction. Part of the referencing requires "Accessed on X/X/xxxx" for the date, so the Proffessor knows as well.

>want to meet with gf
>she's in jail because pedophilia
Wat do?

>Word 250 due essay tomorrow
>Sup Forums can't browsing stop

the fuck, what even i do fuck i started yet

>2016
>he isn't a NEET shut in that plays videogames literally all day

The fuck is wrong with you?

I wrote my dissertation in 2 days git gud

>I know this thread is shitposting, but everyone pay attention to how cool I am!

I wrote my dissertation in 10 hours, git gud.

>5 word essay due after the heat death of the universe
>still browsing for memes
I'm just going to drop out

I HATE SKUB

I wrote my dissertation in 1 Planck second, git gud.