Give me a crash course in computers. I want to build one but I can barely even use this damn contraption. Help

Give me a crash course in computers. I want to build one but I can barely even use this damn contraption. Help

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DOUGLAS

Any Questions?

THAT'S NOT REALLY THE POINT

Name everything I'll need. Not looking for specifics, or brands just the pieces.

Did I accidentally went to Sup Forums?

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I heard it's very expensive

VERY EXPENSIVE

PSU, CPU, RAM, Mobo, GPU

just hang these parts from your ceiling, it'll be fine

His wife cheats on him

DOUGLAS YOU BROKE MY DAMN CONTRAPTION! IT WAS VERY EXPENSIVE.

That's so true. I remember putting together this computer and it was exactly like megablocks.

you can literally type in your budget and add "benchmark pc" and get pretty good results.

YOU BROKE MY GRILL?

YOU'RE A RAPIST DOUG


HONK HONK

this a doug thread now?

What is the best place to purchase these parts? Amazon? I have prime so the shipping is free

Did somebody say contraptions?

If you want to know how to build one then search it up on YouTube

If you want a parts list give me your budget and a description on what you want to do with it (Games, Media, Art, etc.)

yacht

Games only.

I don't really have a budget yet as I don't know what I'm after, but I'm not a neet and I make good money so it's not that big of an issue.

compare prices with amazon, newegg, and any other high rep merchant. with cyber monday you can shave off even more if you shop smart.

Go on PcPartPicker and find the part you want, they list all major retailers

I feel like I should stay away from these pre builds? Or some of them look ok I guess?

Like $600, $800, $1000,???? Just throw out an estimate

>red card
>CMC of 4

Trash tier

They can be very expensive.

I just built my computer OP. Only issue I have is some of the front shit doesn't work. The headphones/mic slot doesn't click in right, but I've got my headphones plugged into the back with the motherboard. The USB3 slots also don't work at the front, but I think the cable must have just fallen out of the motherboard when I was turning the PC up or something.

i5 6600k
asus z107-a
gtx 660ti
16gb corsair vengeance

Let's go with 1000

the pre builds will fuck you in the ass hard and then give you a subpar gpu
just make your own

A processor
A GPU
A PSU
An HDD
At least 12 gigs of RAM
A motherboard to attach all of the above into with at least three pci express slots
A tower to put all of the above into
An operating system
A keyboard
A mouse

P.S. I have a PS4 and a PC now. Which way do I shitpost? For or against PS4?

>just built a computer
>a fucking 660ti

what the fuck. who told you to do that? that card wasn't even good when it was new.

I already had the thing. Buying a 1070 when it's cheaper/black friday/cyber monday.

God damn I gotta stop mentioning my 660ti in these threads cause someone always shits on it.

>Megablocks
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the important thing is what case did you pick? what heatsink and how is your airflow? how is your cable management?

Buy a prebuilt and update piece by piece.

Fractal R4 White with window
I have a coolermaster somethingarother.
Airflow is great. Case made it ez pz.
Temps are fine atm.

Autistic kids had megablocks because they weren't as sharp and pointy.

If your had megablocks as a kid I have bad news for you.

I don't think that will be a problem. I'm sure Mr. Double Income No Kids can afford it.

Legos were too expensive when I was a kid. So my parents just bought me megablocks until I was old enough to ask for vidya.

Quick write up, didnt look for any deals so its not really """"perfect""""

psssst.
it's free real estate [\spoiler]

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Yes I could easily afford this piece by piece in about 2 months while staying up on all of my personal bills.

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Skeeter was black right?

Why does Doug's sweater vest have stubble?

It's definitely more than enough most likely, I run pretty much the same setup except for the Graphics Card (r9 390 which is worse) and i can max ultra everrything. Only jitters i see are with my Vive with Supersampling turned up

I thought he was.

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>makes Changelings all have Haste

HULLO DOUGLAS

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I need the Jojo version

Megablocks are objectivelly better. The quaity of the plastic is as good as Lego but they kick their ass on the figurines and models. They're more complex, they're more asthetically pleasing and the figures themselves are better as well as they're more detailed and have more articulation and shit.

Monitor optional, right.

Sweet. I'll do some more research and should be able to get one built. This is actually the most helpful anyone has ever been on Sup Forums. Thanks bro

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See what I mean?

Autism.

Use a TV.

You may want to consider paying someone else to assemble your computer and recommend parts for you, Mr. Dink.

>Different opinion
>Autism

Great argument you fag cunt.

Give me a crash course on nematoads

Where do you find them?
What do they actually look like?