This is the future they chose for you

This is the future they chose for you.

I don't care anymore man, It's just not worth getting upset over a fucking children company.

I am not their target audience anymore, I have accepted it.

Translation:
>This is the bait I chose for you.

BotW looks phenomenal, so future looks pretty bright to me.

I mean honestly, why would anyone get pissed about mobile shit or blatant stopgap games made because they clearly shifted all the good teams to NX development two years ago?

The sole disappointment on that bait image is Color Splash.

I still feel Pikmin 3DS doesn't belong on that. It's a spin-off, the series is in no position of dying, Pikmin 3 wasn't that long ago & it's certainly not replacing Pikmin 4. The game itself will probably be a 6-7/10 but that's whatever, just don't get it.

/thread

Color splash looks great, fag.

What with Nintendo having been fucking itself so consistently, the Wii U being such unappealing trash and the blunder of the decade, and my 3DS being hacked, the only thing that manages to piss me off is their censorship. I really want them to burn to the ground for that kind of shit, but beyond that I couldn't care.

Even Federation Force doesn't bother me because Metroid has been dead since Other M. If they announced a proper Metroid I probably wouldn't even care, I'm past the point of caring. Nintendo has been a worthless company not worthy of interest for too long for it to have any sort of general pull or sway over me or my emotions.

Shut the fuck up cody.

You absolutely typify the pathetic Sup Forums shitposter right down to "only gets angry" when loli characters have more clothes added. It's amazing.

>6-7/10
As a strong fan of the series, having completed all 3 games, I can proudly say that piece of shit will be a 3/10 at best, and will be the downfall of the series.

This. I went through the anger phase and now I understand. There's no need the fight it

>All that NoA butchering mature titles
>Actually thinking NX won't be a massive disappointed undepowered gimmicky shit that will be Wii-U 2.0 at best
>Defending amiibo faggotry

Nintendo fans are fucking adorable

The censors are ok with me because i'm not a pedophile

>>All that NoA butchering mature titles
I see this posted all the time. Care to point out a few examples?

>Actually thinking NX won't be a massive disappointed undepowered gimmicky shit that will be Wii-U 2.0 at best
>implying the N64 was shit because it was underpowered gimmicky shit

>17
>Pedophile

Fucking all the games in OP image.

Fatal Frame V is a M rated game and what they did to #FE is too fucking autistic to forgive.

I meant images. What are they censoring that's got everybody's panties in a bunch?

>The sole disappointment on that bait image is Color Splash.
And Fedora Force. And AC amiibo shit. And the censoring.

this is the shit post I chose 4(You)

>dmca porn
WHAT
HOW DO I GET MY DAILY FAP ON R34

Who the fuck actually wastes their time making those images? They aren't really funny or insulting.

Amiibo bitching is the dumbest shit. All they do is give you skins that clearly wouldn't be there anyway. The sole time it was actually guilty of unlocking on disc "dlc" was Mario Party and that game was shit anyway.

Fuck you, my Duck Hunt Dog and Ganondorf amiibos look fantastic.

>Amiibo bitching is the dumbest shit.
I'm talking about amiibo festival.
>All they do is give you skins that clearly wouldn't be there anyway.
They've really got you fags brainwashed don't they? No, they don't have to lock the skins behind $12 toys that are happy meal quality.
If I'm going to spend my money on toys I want them to at least look nice.

>why would anyone get pissed about mobile shit or blatant stopgap games made because they clearly shifted all the good teams to NX development two years ago
because they didn't give the Wii U anywhere near enough good games. Worst library for a nintendo console aside from the fucking virtual boy.

The Tree House is going to find a way to butcher it.

you're shitposter americunt

Fatal Frame isn't that bad, because they actually replaced the costumes. What pisses me off is actually removing content, fuck that noise.

yeah man, as long as they replace with something else its totally fine. Who cares if it looks like garbage?

you at the wrong place to lure baits redditor

>Bikini to thigh high
What's the problem?

>bikini to pants and overalls

Serious question for the waifufags/censorship babbies ITT:

How does it feel? How does it feel knowing that even here, even in your supposed safe space on Sup Forums, there are many who disagree with you and mock you?
In your heads, you are so, so sure that Nintendo are going to go bankrupt by cutting out fapbait - but they aren't. You are positive that the world is on your side and that everyone thinks Nintendo are evil - but they aren't.
Not even here are you a majority. You literally are the same as the screaming feminists who make demands to be catered to. You are sure you speak for a huge number of people, but you're just the loudest people in the room.

How does it feel, honestly? Do you tell yourself Sup Forums has just gone "SJW" to lick your wounds? Do you run to 8gag for more chance at a safe space? Do you tell yourself every post making fun of weebs or waifufags is "j-just a troll"?

How does it feel?

>Nintendo fans are fucking adorable
Fuck off, nintendo fans are the best fans of all

>Fates sells wells, mostly due to advertisement from Smash as well as Awakening giving FE a bigger audience in America
>WELP LOOKS LIKE CENSORSHIP SELLS SUCK IT FAGS

>Xenoblade X sells below average, even for a Wii U game
>Fatal Frame and #FE both fucking bomb
>crickets

Lowlifes who participate in console wars on Sup Forums and are warped enough to think toilet humor is funny. That's who.

Some things you just can't help.

TO BE ON YOUR OWN

get the fuck out paid polygon employee

>because they clearly shifted all the good teams to NX development two years ago?
Is this what nintendo fans actually believe?

>people are actually upset a company whose primary market is children is casualizimg their products for children

fuck off

>18 + game
>for children
>still mindless censored

you really need to lurk more faggot

But if their products were always aimed at kids, why do they need to be made even simpler? The kids who played NES, SNES, and N64 games got through them just fine.
Are you saying kids are dumber today than they were 10-20 years ago?

>no BotW threads today
>not even any BotW shitposting threads today
I need my fix